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 Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 4:39 pm
tom/dumbly...
T: *mumbling* That evil, evil, man. He doesn't understand that I must have--
D: *sneakes up on Tom* Must have what, Tom?
T: *quickly looking around, trying to think of something* ... uh ... You! I m-must have you, of course. *dropping to one knee* I love you so much! Please tell me you're not going to throw my love *mutters* (and power) *normal* away! Puh-lease!
D: Of course I won't throw your love *mutters* (and power) *normal* away!
--end--
AHH!! Horrible!
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:32 am
profecise tom/dumbly... T: *mumbling* That evil, evil, man. He doesn't understand that I must have-- D: *sneakes up on Tom* Must have what, Tom? T: *quickly looking around, trying to think of something* ... uh ... You! I m-must have you, of course. *dropping to one knee* I love you so much! Please tell me you're not going to throw my love *mutters* (and power) *normal* away! Puh-lease! D: Of course I won't throw your love *mutters* (and power) *normal* away! --end-- AHH!! Horrible! do u want me 2 be honest bout this or do u want one of those little white lies that make ppl feel better? blaugh
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:08 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:20 pm
hermione/viktor krum
at the yule ball book 4
-dancing-
K: so what are you going to do after the ball is over
H: Well i was probably going to hang out with harry and ron
K: Do you have a crush on one of them or something because you are always around them like all the time
H: Well I was always fond of both of them, not saying that I like them in that way or anything, but I always thought that they were the ones loving me
K: Well you know if you want I can hook you up
H: REALLY
K:Yeah mabye we can get harry's invisibility cloak and go somewhere.
H:well.... I dont know about that with you. Mabye I would with Ron or harry
K: FINE THEN BE THAT WAY SLUT!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER LIKED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.
~thinking~ why the hell did i do that for.
H: cool whatever, OH HARRY, RON come here a minute!!!
well you can finish the rest, I am not THAT perverted
hope you liked it
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:58 pm
Diana_Faye Harry: Sirius is dead. Dumbledore is dead. The deaths just keep getting more and more important. *looks over* RON! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!? Ron: *trying to hide a tombstone with Harry's name on it* Sorry mate, it was a buy one get on free deal on Dumbledore's... sweatdrop Harry: gonk omg- perfect! mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:57 pm
*In Heaven*
Lily: Sirius, now that you've finally died... Well, there's been something we've all wanted to ask you...
James: Now, Lily... he's only been here for a month.. we don't need to badger him about this now...
Lily: YOU be quiet. I'm settling this once and for all. What the hell was there between you and Remus?!
Sirius: *cough* Um... Well, you see there was this one night that you and James were off somewhere together and... one thing led to another... and... What else can I say?
Lily: *smugly* Told you, James! *muttered* "Embraced like brothers" my a**... *normal voice* Pay up, sweetheart!
James: *handing Lily money* Damn! Sirius you're sure...?
Sirius: *to himself* My Remus....
James: gonk
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:35 pm
Omg, lmao those are hilarius.. xd
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:01 am
*Scene from Department of Mysteries*
V=Voldy/ D=Dumbly/ H=Harry
*giant centaur sits on Harry*
D: Why don't we finish this in a calm rational manner?
V: Alright. *lightsabers come out*
*Deep low voice* I have been waiting for you Obiwan.
D: *fights Voldemort*
H: WTF!
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:13 pm
Snape's worst memory (J=James/ L=Lily/ GS=Giant Squid)
J: ...if you go out with me.
L: I wouldn't go out with you if I had a choice between you and the Giant Squid.
GS: *reaches out of the water and drags Lily under*
J: Well that sucks.
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:26 pm
Aari-chan *In Heaven*
Lily: Sirius, now that you've finally died... Well, there's been something we've all wanted to ask you...
James: Now, Lily... he's only been here for a month.. we don't need to badger him about this now...
Lily: YOU be quiet. I'm settling this once and for all. What the hell was there between you and Remus?!
Sirius: *cough* Um... Well, you see there was this one night that you and James were off somewhere together and... one thing led to another... and... What else can I say?
Lily: *smugly* Told you, James! *muttered* "Embraced like brothers" my a**... *normal voice* Pay up, sweetheart!
James: *handing Lily money* Damn! Sirius you're sure...?
Sirius: *to himself* My Remus....
James: gonk omg! that is so funny! rofl
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:59 pm
Aari-chan *In Heaven*
Lily: Sirius, now that you've finally died... Well, there's been something we've all wanted to ask you...
James: Now, Lily... he's only been here for a month.. we don't need to badger him about this now...
Lily: YOU be quiet. I'm settling this once and for all. What the hell was there between you and Remus?!
Sirius: *cough* Um... Well, you see there was this one night that you and James were off somewhere together and... one thing led to another... and... What else can I say?
Lily: *smugly* Told you, James! *muttered* "Embraced like brothers" my a**... *normal voice* Pay up, sweetheart!
James: *handing Lily money* Damn! Sirius you're sure...?
Sirius: *to himself* My Remus....
James: gonk That's a good one!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:30 pm
*bows humbly to [ Liquid Fantasy ] and Angel_princess0523* Thank you
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:09 pm
[ Liquid Fantasy ] Aari-chan *In Heaven*
Lily: Sirius, now that you've finally died... Well, there's been something we've all wanted to ask you...
James: Now, Lily... he's only been here for a month.. we don't need to badger him about this now...
Lily: YOU be quiet. I'm settling this once and for all. What the hell was there between you and Remus?!
Sirius: *cough* Um... Well, you see there was this one night that you and James were off somewhere together and... one thing led to another... and... What else can I say?
Lily: *smugly* Told you, James! *muttered* "Embraced like brothers" my a**... *normal voice* Pay up, sweetheart!
James: *handing Lily money* Damn! Sirius you're sure...?
Sirius: *to himself* My Remus....
James: gonk That's a good one!! i 'gree it is coolio
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:38 am
Draco:hello my darling harry
Harry:ah my draco you haven't come to see me in a while
Draco:i know my darling i missed you though
*they start to make out*
*ginny walkes by reading a book*
Ginny not looking up from her book:Harry Draco dont have sex in my bed like last tuesday
Harry and Draco: eek
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:56 am
dumbledore is not dead [ Liquid Fantasy ] Aari-chan *In Heaven*
Lily: Sirius, now that you've finally died... Well, there's been something we've all wanted to ask you...
James: Now, Lily... he's only been here for a month.. we don't need to badger him about this now...
Lily: YOU be quiet. I'm settling this once and for all. What the hell was there between you and Remus?!
Sirius: *cough* Um... Well, you see there was this one night that you and James were off somewhere together and... one thing led to another... and... What else can I say?
Lily: *smugly* Told you, James! *muttered* "Embraced like brothers" my a**... *normal voice* Pay up, sweetheart!
James: *handing Lily money* Damn! Sirius you're sure...?
Sirius: *to himself* My Remus....
James: gonk That's a good one!! i 'gree it is coolio
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