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*He follows through with his attack, allowing him to plant both hands on the ground and swing his feet into the air. His feet slam into the hippo as they come swinging around and he then kicks the hippo at Snake as he lands back on his feet ready to fight*

Dang it! Stupid hippo got distracted by that Snake! There goes a perfectly exicuted plan, right out the window! mad

*Snake easts the hippo and makes a machine gun out of it's bones and starts shooting at vine*

Lash CAN wait...

...for college (ha!)

Lash coughs politely, having himself neglected the fact that he was here at all.
"Chaos." the BSPR says calmly, only to lauch into a lightning-fast (aren't they all?) attack (the mere wake of which is sufficient to send the so-called impy flying) that is allowed to be parried dramatically, bringing the helmeted face within inches of Chaos'. "I promise not to disappear on you this time," He says.

A violent earthquake suddenly erupts, shaking all those on earth. there was no warning, no small shaking before it happened, as if an explosion were just triggered. The earth did not crack crimson, like it would if magma would flow, but it cracked a sky blue, the rock, earth, and trees splitting, like reality itself was being recreated. On the other side of the picture, the sky split, just like the earth, and it was the sky who cracked crimson, as if all the angels in heaven were caught in a bloody massacre, and the sky fell apart. The earth began to levitate, blue sparks and lightning making it shatter and burst into blue flames, while the pieces of blue sky started falling like leaves in a storm, whipping about red liquid that turned to rain. The elements went wild, and in the middle, a rift in reality appeared, sprouting lightning of all colors, and causing a vortex to appear. They all joined as one, all elements crushed in the vortex, molding together, slowly becoming a crystal ball, growing larger, brimming with color.

Out of the chaotic portal, a lone figure stepped out, the crystal liquid surrounding it, but slowly coming off, like mercury going back into the ball. And there The Muffin King stood, with a glowing blue aura and pixies sprouting form the ball, in order top dance around him, while he took shape.

(( mrgreen ))

Do you expect any less of me? ;D

*He parries Lash's attacks until at the end of Lash's lightning-fast rampage where he accedenatlly misses Lash's blade, causing him to slap Impy with his sword but get his arm cut by Lash's sword. What could have caused this error? Why of course! Neit's explosively dramatic entrance had cause both his sword and attention to slip and thus leading to his torn shirt.*

Crap! That was my favorite shirt! Now it's got blood on it! Couldn't you have toned down the earthquake a little bit Neit?! If not for the world, for my shirt? gonk