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 Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:52 pm
Jack: Nah, you don't need to read to fully enjoy this game! ...WTF does that sign say? O.o *Kicks at Kirara/Keria.*
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:07 pm
Harvest Sprites: No more blood for greens!
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:58 am
GuardianLucied Harvest Sprites: No more blood for greens! XDD
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:18 pm
Gotz: Alright, your cottage will be ready in three days.
Jack: Wait...it takes you the same amount of time to build a dog house, as a cottage?
Gotz: It was a really nice doghouse.
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:47 pm
GuardianLucied Gotz: Alright, your cottage will be ready in three days. Jack: Wait...it takes you the same amount of time to build a dog house, as a cottage? Gotz: It was a really nice doghouse. Dog: No sh*t. Sorry, had to add that. XD
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:06 am
Ann: For our 50th anniversery, I got us a cottage in the mountains!
Jack: Wait...wait...for the last several years, I saved up enough money to by a cottage in town, and I worked, and kept all of our money, how did you get the moeny for a cottage, in a mountain?
Ann: I have a life outside this house you know.
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:05 pm
From FOMT/MFOMT
Jack: Hey Karen, do you think I'm over working the Harvest Sprites?
Karen: Why do you think that?
Jack: Because I only see 5.
Karen: Where are the other two.
Jack: I don't know... But I think Staid is having a hard time with the cows.
Staid: Oh sh*t! Get this da** cow away from me! It's gonna squish me! -runs away from cow-
Karen: Make that 4...
Eh, it was pretty stupid.
gonk
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:20 pm
Jack: Do you ever wonder why the only meat we can eat is fish?
Jane: Hey, I've never thought about that...
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:01 pm
Hayatochi Jack: Do you ever wonder why the only meat we can eat is fish?
Jane: Hey, I've never thought about that... Can't say I haven't thought the same thing... Jack: I've got a craving for beef stew... Cows: Hide!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:15 pm
Hayatochi Jack: Do you ever wonder why the only meat we can eat is fish?
Jane: Hey, I've never thought about that... It's because there is a hidden cow army forbidding people to eat meat or they will endure 10,000 years of slavery in a hidden underground cow civilaztion! o_0
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:35 pm
(At Bar, night time)
Jack: I want a drink.
Doug: We have mountain wine, or milk.
Jack: One, if I wanted milk, I can go get it my self, second, I'm a farmer, I can't afford wine. I don't know about you and your fancy bartender salery, but I can't take it!
Doug: Umm...first off, you get it free, you're the father of my grandson!....Second, what fancy salery, your my one customer, everyone here just comes in without buying, and Karen is always drunk so it doesn't matter!
Jack: Grand....son?
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:15 pm
Jack: *enters the Harvest Goddess Spring and sees the 4 grey Harvest Sprites in the back* HOLY COW! IT'S THE BEATLES!! C'MON, PLAY "TWIST AND SHOUT"!!
Kurt: *sees Jack walking into Workshop, gasps, and hugs him* Oh, Jack! It is so very good to see you again!! I can't believe how much you've grown!! How are the chickens doing?! I hope I've built the coop strong enough!! Look, Joe, my wonderful brother! Jack has returned!!
Ray: Wait a minute . . . I don't even LIKE fishing!
Tim: I don't want to be an adventurer anymore. I want to be a dentist.
Dia: My life sucks.
Merryl: Mine sucks more.
Dia: No, it doesn't.
Merryl: Yes, it does!
Kurt and Joe: *fighting up the street*
Merryl: Hey, Joe? Who's life sucks more?
Kurt and Joe: OURS!
Jack: *walks up the street* Hey, guys!
Dia: What are you doing here?
Jack: Well, I started at Flower Forest, but everthing was out of my price range. But Flowerbud looks affordable.
(That does it. I'm putting Harvest Moon to Avenue Q in a fanfiction.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:24 pm
I'll try one:
Muffy: I'm a virgin.
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:48 pm
>< I'll try my best...
*from HM: MFoMT/HM:FoMT*
Kai: *Starts dancing* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!~
Everyone watches: O__o
Rick: =_= *throws brick at Kai*
~~~~~
*Zack is at home, looking at his wall of pictures of Lillia*
Zack: *growls* I KILLED HER HUSBAND, YET SHE STILL BELIEVES HE'S ALIVE??? WHEN WILL SHE EVER RELEALIZE I LOVE HER? MORE THAN THAT b*****d!!! *whimper*
Won: *is behind box* If I give you advice, will you pay me?
Zack: O_O *realizes Won was listening* NOT AGAIN!!! *readys dagger and eerily walks towards Won* WON!!! LOOK!!! 5,000,000,000,000 GOLD!!!
Won: ^_^ REALLY WHERE??? *turns to look for gold* WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT MUCH IN THIS GAME!
Zack: *evil grin* I know!
===CENSORED====
~~~~~
Lillia: *looks around suspiciously making sure no one is watching* >.> <.< *pulls out husbands head* ^__^ *nuzzles head* I luff you sweetheart... Even if you were cheating on me with a drunken Duke, I still luff you.
Popouri: *comes in* O___O MOTHER!?
Lillia: O__o *grasps head and hides in corner* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME!!! NEVER!!!! O_= *eye twitch*
Popouri: --_-- Mother, how many times do I have to take this away from you? *takes head and hides it again* If Rick found out-
Rick: *walks in* Hey you two! What's up? ^_^
Lillia: O__o *pretends to be sick and gets back behind desk* Oh, nothing sweetheart. *cough* I was just scolding Popouri for leaving one of the chickens out *cough cough*
Popouri: MOTHER!!!! *picutres herself with a dagger*
Rick: ---_-- Stupid Popouri. Has the worst taste in men, and can't even take care of one chicken.
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*Karen and Duke are fighting again at the bar(they actually did fight at the bar in the game, if you didn't know*
Karen: You STILL haven't paid your debt! Do we have to have ANOTHER drinking contest???
Duke: -_- Well... Yeah!! *starts whispering* even if my wife usually pays...
Karen: FINE! *gets 80 drinks ready for both of them* Whoever can down the most drinks wins!
Manna: *barges in* SCREW THAT!!! *shoves Duke out of the way* HE COULDN'T DRINK 20 OF THESE EVEN IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!! THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME!
*Karen and Manna start downing all of the drinks. Manna wins*
Manna: WEE-YAW!!! HELL YEAH!!! YOU HAVE TO CANCEL THAT DEBT SINCE YOU LOST!!! COME ON, HUN. LETS GO HOME AND MAKE CLIFF WORK OVER-TIME!
Karen: T__T
Duke: T___T You... WON?? *gets dragged out of Inn by his ear*
Ann: >.> <.< Um, hey Karen! I'll take you home! *evil grin*
Karen: *drink* Th-anks, *hiccup* Annn...
Ann: No prob! That's what friends are for, right? *drags Karen into the back room*
Doug: *SIGH* ---_--- Not again. I swear, if I have to clean up more dead bodies, she's getting grounded.
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That's all I got right now.. I can think of more, but I don't have enough time to type lol
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:46 pm
Juxapose4ever I'll try one: Muffy: I'm a virgin. Lol. >__>
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