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 Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:52 pm
Hurrah!! heart heart heart whee heart heart heart
I'd like to thank the academy for this award, it means so much for my non existant family to be here to see me with no life! 4laugh
Hehe, this praise is making me want to write more, but I'll do that once I become inspired for the next one. xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:06 pm
*audience cheers, and screams**
We love you QueenOfMallets!!
*And the crown goes wild** 3nodding 3nodding heart heart
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:24 pm
Hm.....I'd think of one, but my brain is mushy pushy at the moment. Sorry. But I'll try......
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:54 pm
((This one is short, but I had to revive this thread somehow. XD))
The Scene where Destiny Island was being take over by heartless:
Sora: Where's Kairi? I thought she was with you!
Riku: The door has opened...
Sora: What?
Riku: The door has opened, Sora! Now we can go to the outside world!
Sora: What are you talking about? We've gotta find Kairi!
Riku: Kairi's coming with us!
Sora: She's WHAT?!! WHY?!
Riku: I well-
Sora: I thought we were going alone, just the two of us, did you forget our anniversary already?! crying
Riku: We have an anniversary?! o_o
Sora: *slaps Riku* How could you forget?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! *runs away crying*
Riku: Sora!! Sora!!! Come back! I have your anniversary present!!! It's just...it's in the car!!!
Director: *crying on the Queen* I don't deserved to be treated like this... crying
Me: *pats his back* There there...There there...
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:16 pm
((This one is a little better.))
Scene at Hollow Bastion Sora confronts Riku who has his keyblade:
Belle turned into a Shadow Heartless and it is not Belle. The Beast became furious and went after the Shadow Heartless.
Riku: Quit while you can.
Riku with Donald Duck and Goofy appeared at the scene.
Sora: No. Not without Kairi.
Riku transformed into his powerful form.
Riku: (mutters: hmph, always about her) The darkness will destroy you.
Sora: You're wrong, Riku. The darkness may destroy my body, but it can't touch my heart. My heart will stay with my friends. It'll never die!
Riku: Really...well, YOU ANI'T GOT NO FRIENDS, OWN YOU!!!
Sora is immobilized and Riku shot an orb of darkness from the palm of his hand. Before the shot could hit Sora, a white screen appeared and Goofy got close to Sora and blocked the orb with his shield.
Goofy: Garwsh Riku! You're suppose to tell him something!
Riku: Huh, did I forget a line?
Goofy: No! You'sa suppose to tell Sora how much you mean to him and then yer were suppose to get down on your knees and propose!
Director: *facefaults*
Donald: Hold on, Goofy! Let's help him together.
Donald came to Sora and Goofy.
Donald: Well, you know... All for one and one for all.
Goofy: That's right Sora, we'll help you say 'yes'!
Sora: Thanks a lot...Donald, Goofy.
Riku: Ahhhh!! But I'm not ready!! I'm in this stupid dark hula dress clothes!
Riku tries to turn his clothes back to normal, but they turn into a sexy leather cat maid dress, very frilly, you could see his silk panties just barely.
Sora: Gaaaaaa... heart heart heart *faints*
Riku: AHH! SORA!! DON'T FAINT! eek
Donald: Oh brother.
Goofy: Ahyunk, I'm kinda jealous that Disney never let us do stuff like that.
Donald: YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT?!!
Goofy: Ofcourse. Gahohyoo.
Director: No more....*having a seizure attack on the floor*
Cloud: Oh great! Not again!! AERITH!! THE DIRECTOR IS SPAZING OUT AGAIN! GET THE ESUNA!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:40 pm
I can'r remember much from kH other then the paopu scene so i will use that...but it will have a twist.
Riku: Hey Sora...You always wanted to share a paopu fruit with Kairi right?
Sora: *thinking* (No I didn't I wanted to share it with you but the stupid director wants me to share it with Kairi.) Yeah.
Riku: Here take this one...Go on give it to her.
Sora: Thanks Riku...
Riku: No problem..*thinking* (Little do you kinow what I did to that fruit...) Oh but Sora make sure she take the first bite!
*Later*
Kairi: oh Sora thank you...
Sora: Yeah...Why don't you take the first bite.
Kairi: *takes a bite and dies*
Riku: *throws some vial of posion in the ocean* Hey Sora...It looks like Kairi died...I just happen to have this other paopu fruit if you want to share it with me.
Sora: Of course I do.
Director: Cut! That wasn't even in the script!
Riku: Yes it was...*shows the director the script*
Director: This isn't my script...
Sora: Um...I might have rewriten the whole script...
Director: Oh thanks Sora now we have to bring in Kairi clone number 364.
Riku: Just make the game rated teen! I mean Sephiroth gave me the posion!
Director: You know what...Oh wait Sephiroth can kill me. anyway the game is rated E but i will make you a deal if you stick to my script I can get a guild of fangirls dreaming up scences like this that you can read everyday.
Riku and Sora. Ok....
Riku: wait...*kisses sora* We will be in my trailor if you need us!
Sorry it was so long. I love the death to Kari part....Also the not so incconect sora who changed the script.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:14 pm
~ Mine suck.. I don't remeber KH1 all that well anymore crying don't kill me for it!~
Scene with Riku in the 'Man Skirt' In Hallow Basitin
Riku- About time Sora, I was being to think you wouldn't show.
Sora- Riku!
Riku - I've been here trying to help Kairi while you went off with your other friends. Do you really care about them more then Kairi and me?
Sora- --no answer--
Riku- --gets ready to attack--
Sora- --jumps up and trys to hit Riku with keyblade, but it's blocked by Riku's keyblade--
Riku- --thinks-- THIS SUCKS!
Sora- --thinks-- I hate Kairi... She got us into this mess in the first place.. When were done with Kingdom heart I'm going to kill her first...
--Fight scene goes on for a while then Riku ends up on the ground, Sora has both Keyblades and looks like his about to make the final blow--
Sora- --throws the keyblades and throws himself ontop of Riku-- Please stop! I don't want to hurt you! Your my friend! I love you!
Riku --gasp--
Director- --gasp super gasp, looks through many pages of the script--
--Sora gets off of Riku and helps Riku up--
Riku- Do you still have that Paopu fruit I gave you?
Sora- Oooh... Sorry I threw it out... It got rotten...
Riku- Oh well! --takes out another one and smriks--
Sora- --very large grin--
Riku&Sora- --Leaves Kairi and runs into a dark closet--
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Director- --is banging head on table-- Why me!!! gonk Why! WHY?! WHYYYYY!
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:22 pm
~ Told you they pry suck!~
On Destiny Islands with Riku/Ansem int he 'Man Skirt'
Sora- --Is running up to Riku-- Riku!
Riku (Ansems voice)- Take a look at this tiny place... This island is a prisoner, surrounded by water... And this boy Sought out to escape from hi-
Sora- Is that a skirt? eek
Riku/Ansem- No damn it! It's well... Technicaly.
Sora- rolleyes Technicaly it's a grass skirt... I thought only RIku wore thoughs when he was horny and when he was a hula girl in Halloween Town!
Riku/Ansem- eek --twitch--
Riku's Voice- SORA!!! DID YOU HAVE TP SAY THAT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! eek scream
Sora- Oops... redface
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Director- Someone shoot me please! Okay! Sora! For the last time! STOP ASKING IF THATS A SKIRT!
Sora- But it's on MY Riku! I should only be able to look at him when he's that sexy!
Riku- rofl
Dicertor- --bangs head on table once again--
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:11 pm
blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh
Now I'm doen laughing. I LOVED all those!!!!! heart heart heart heart heart heart heart
Oh but first, Thank-you Queen-chan for reviving the thread. *bows*
Now no one here's sucks. If anything I'd have to say mine do, but I won't get into that. ^_^
Now let me see what i can pull out of my hat. *Oh my a Riku kissing Sora* ^_^ WHEE~~~~~
Scene: The Meeting In Traverse Town
Sora leaves form Merlin's house after deliviering the book. (cough-thatsceneissoobviousandSora;ssocutethereandWatchhowtheystandlookingateahcotherforawhile-cough).
Riku: Hey there you are. I've been looking for you.
Sora: *appraoches him and sticks his fingers in Riku's mouth*
(Director-*Gasp* eek )
Riku: Hey cute that out. *smiles*
Sora: I'm not dremaing this time, and your mouth hasn't changed?
Riku: I hope not-wait-my mouth. *smirks* Umm..I hope not. It took FOREVER to fond you.
*runs in front of the camera*
Look everyone me and Sora love each other. Yup Yaoi!! We date, and kiss, and smex all over!!! Don't believe Sora's fake Kairi-crush. I swear Disney paid for our relationship to be hidden but WE love each other!! WE LOVE EACH OTHER!!!! And that's that.
*runs back on stage*
Director: ....help me.....*on the floor dying*
Kairi: I can he-
Director: ..HELP ME......!!
Kairi: Huh?
Sora: errr..*giggles and closes eyes* Riku!
Riku: *cough-As if that's not obvious-cough * *smiles at Sora*
Ah forget it! *kiss*
Sora: Oh! *blushes* heart heart 3nodding
Donald: .......
Goofy: Donald ..don't you think they're cute together?
Donald: Nah.
Goofy: C'mon Donald..they are kinda cute....
Donald: .......
Riku: WE AE cute together you stupid duck!!
Sora: umm..Riku...Donald is a bit-
Donald: *jumps up and tries to hit Riku with his staff but Riku slaps him away*
Riku: Man anger issues ducky...
Sora: *tugs on shirt* Kiss?
Riku: *smikrs* Now your just acting cute, cheater. *kiss*
Aerith: And thats' why I put milk in my soda leon. Leon?
Leon: Who can hear you when Riku and Sora are kissing. Honestly. *sighs* I wish they would stop now.....
Yuffie: Not me!! I'm getting great foootage and selling it on e-bay!!!! Kiss more you two!!
Riku & Sora: heart heart heart heart
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:39 pm
No problem I love this thread and all the submissions! They're all really funny! xd
The scene after your first battle with Maleficent:
Sora's group goes through a dark portal. In that area, Maleficent walks forward while seriously wounded. Then, Riku/Ansem appeared from behind with his Keyblade.
Riku/Ansem: Do you need some help?
Sora: Riku!
Sora's group arrived.
Donald: Is that-
Riku/Ansem: Yes. A Keyblade. But unlike yours, this Keyblade holds the power to unlock people's hearts. Allow me to demonstrate... *quickly thrust the Keyblade to Maleficent's heart* Behold!
Maleficent Wha-
Riku/Ansem: Now, open your heart, surrender it to the darkness! Become darkness itself!
Riku pulled the Keyblade out of Maleficent's heart and dissapears.
Maleficent: This is it! This power! Darkness... The true dar- what the...*her and her whole outfit turns pink. She practically looks like Glinda from Wizard of Oz.*
Sora and the group laugh their head off at her. Riku from back stage came out holding some instant 'happiness' potion.
Riku: Revenge is mine!! BWAHAHA! That's what you get you perverted old lady!
Maleficent: Why I outta- sing a happy tune tralalalala! *does a ballerina dance*
Director: *growling with anger* RIKU!!!!
Riku: Uh oh, I'll catch you later Sora!!
The Director chases Riku with a broom out of the studio and around the parking lot while funny cartoon music played in the background for the chase scene.
Sora: This is definatly something you can only see once in a full moon without getting high or drunk.
Donald: Ever been?
Sora: No, you?
Donald: No / Goofy: yes
Sora: eek Goofy?!
Goofy: Me and Walt Disney partied a lot, hyunk. sweatdrop
Beast: Glad he wasn't around when they made me... stare
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:48 pm
QueenOfMallets Director: *already banging his head against the broken wall* Why....why did Square ask me to direct...why not Tim Burton? He can handle mentally disturbed actors...[/quoet] rofl Yay! I love it when Sora get's all possessive/deffends Riku!!! YAY YAY!!! QueenOfMallets ((This one is short, but I had to revive this thread somehow. XD)) The Scene where Destiny Island was being take over by heartless:Sora: Where's Kairi? I thought she was with you! Riku: The door has opened... Sora: What? Riku: The door has opened, Sora! Now we can go to the outside world! Sora: What are you talking about? We've gotta find Kairi! Riku: Kairi's coming with us! Sora: She's WHAT?!! WHY?! Riku: I well- Sora: I thought we were going alone, just the two of us, did you forget our anniversary already?! crying Riku: We have an anniversary?! o_o Sora: *slaps Riku* How could you forget?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! *runs away crying* Riku: Sora!! Sora!!! Come back! I have your anniversary present!!! It's just...it's in the car!!! QueenOfMallets ((This one is a little better.)) Scene at Hollow Bastion Sora confronts Riku who has his keyblade:Belle turned into a Shadow Heartless and it is not Belle. The Beast became furious and went after the Shadow Heartless. Riku: Quit while you can. Riku with Donald Duck and Goofy appeared at the scene. Sora: No. Not without Kairi. Riku transformed into his powerful form. Riku: (mutters: hmph, always about her) The darkness will destroy you. Sora: You're wrong, Riku. The darkness may destroy my body, but it can't touch my heart. My heart will stay with my friends. It'll never die! Riku: Really...well, YOU ANI'T GOT NO FRIENDS, OWN YOU!!! Sora is immobilized and Riku shot an orb of darkness from the palm of his hand. Before the shot could hit Sora, a white screen appeared and Goofy got close to Sora and blocked the orb with his shield. Goofy: Garwsh Riku! You're suppose to tell him something! Riku: Huh, did I forget a line? Goofy: No! You'sa suppose to tell Sora how much you mean to him and then yer were suppose to get down on your knees and propose! Director: *facefaults* Donald: Hold on, Goofy! Let's help him together. Donald came to Sora and Goofy. Donald: Well, you know... All for one and one for all. Goofy: That's right Sora, we'll help you say 'yes'! Sora: Thanks a lot...Donald, Goofy. Riku: Ahhhh!! But I'm not ready!! I'm in this stupid dark hula dress clothes! Riku tries to turn his clothes back to normal, but they turn into a sexy leather cat maid dress, very frilly, you could see his silk panties just barely. Sora: Gaaaaaa... heart heart heart *faints* Riku: AHH! SORA!! DON'T FAINT! eek Donald: Oh brother. Goofy: Ahyunk, I'm kinda jealous that Disney never let us do stuff like that. Donald: YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT?!! Goofy: Ofcourse. Gahohyoo. Director: No more....*having a seizure attack on the floor* Cloud: Oh great! Not again!! AERITH!! THE DIRECTOR IS SPAZING OUT AGAIN! GET THE ESUNA!! *Dies* (Seriously - I just had a huge coughing/laughing fit.) Xx_The_Poisioned_One_xX Scene with Riku in the 'Man Skirt' In Hallow Basitin Riku- About time Sora, I was being to think you wouldn't show. Sora- Riku! Riku - I've been here trying to help Kairi while you went off with your other friends. Do you really care about them more then Kairi and me? Sora- --no answer-- Riku- --gets ready to attack-- Sora- --jumps up and trys to hit Riku with keyblade, but it's blocked by Riku's keyblade-- Riku- --thinks-- THIS SUCKS! Sora- --thinks-- I hate Kairi... She got us into this mess in the first place.. When were done with Kingdom heart I'm going to kill her first... --Fight scene goes on for a while then Riku ends up on the ground, Sora has both Keyblades and looks like his about to make the final blow-- Sora- --throws the keyblades and throws himself ontop of Riku-- Please stop! I don't want to hurt you! Your my friend! I love you! Riku --gasp-- I really liked it, especially Sora's internal monologe... But everything after it seemed kind of... pointless. Xx_The_Poisioned_One_xX Director- Someone shoot me please! Okay! Sora! For the last time! STOP ASKING IF THATS A SKIRT! Sora- But it's on MY Riku! I should only be able to look at him when he's that sexy! Riku- Dicertor- --bangs head on table once again--
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:44 pm
Scene before Riku gets sucked into the dark portal on Destiny Islands
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Sora: Where's Kairi? I thought she was with you!
Riku: The door has opened...
Sora: What?
Riku: The door has opened Sora! Now we can go to the outside world!
Sora: What are you talking about? We've gotta find Kairi!
Riku: *yells* That b*tch is coming with us!!
Sora: *somewhat shocked* Wait, what? No, I thought she was supposed to disappear!? Isn't that...what the script said? -thinks-
Riku: *dark portal disappears* Oh wait, I think you're right... -ponders-
Director: CUT! *twitchy eye* Get your lines right Riku! And Kairi's not a b*tch!
Riku: Like you'd know! Come on Sora, let's do it right this time.
Sora: okay...
[Take 2]
Riku: ...There's no turning back. We can't let fear stop us. I'm not afraid of the darkness.
*extends hand*
Sora: Riku...
*reaches for hand and actually grabs it*
Director: Wait...what is he doing? *yells at helper* No, don't let them leave! Whaaa! *runs onto stage*
*dark portal disappears*
Director: @%#&@!
Helper: The portal's only one way, isn't it...?
Director: *slams head against paopu tree*
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Heh, that was lame. XD I'll think of something better next time.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:58 pm
kupo-tenshi Scene before Riku gets sucked into the dark portal on Destiny Islands
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Sora: Where's Kairi? I thought she was with you!
Riku: The door has opened...
Sora: What?
Riku: The door has opened Sora! Now we can go to the outside world!
Sora: What are you talking about? We've gotta find Kairi!
Riku: *yells* That b*tch is coming with us!!
Sora: *somewhat shocked* Wait, what? No, I thought she was supposed to disappear!? Isn't that...what the script said? -thinks-
Riku: *dark portal disappears* Oh wait, I think you're right... -ponders-
Director: CUT! *twitchy eye* Get your lines right Riku! And Kairi's not a b*tch!
Riku: Like you'd know! Come on Sora, let's do it right this time.
Sora: okay...
[Take 2]
Riku: ...There's no turning back. We can't let fear stop us. I'm not afraid of the darkness.
*extends hand*
Sora: Riku...
*reaches for hand and actually grabs it*
Director: Wait...what is he doing? *yells at helper* No, don't let them leave! Whaaa! *runs onto stage*
*dark portal disappears*
Director: @%#&@!
Helper: The portal's only one way, isn't it...?
Director: *slams head against paopu tree*
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Heh, that was lame. XD I'll think of something better next time. Now they're stuck in Hallow Bastion... poor director... xd
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:27 pm
QueenOfMallets
Kupo-chan
Nothing more to say than ..... blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh
I love those. ^_^
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:38 pm
Man, this is one of those threads that should really get an award, ya?
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