|
|
|
|
|
Your Missing Period Vice Captain
|
Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:30 pm
No one, can stop me, for only I am in control. "All right. Go ahead and lie down. I imagine it's pretty big. I bet the zucchini is done cooking." and hopped off the bed and back to the kitchen, and there they were, his delicious sliced zucchini. Finding a plate and a fork he served himself, starting to eat as he walked back to Jehart, sitting at the foot of the bed. "Must be a lot to take in, being human and all." If you, want me, you better contact my people.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:16 am
Could you be the devil?Jehart was grateful for the moment alone, closing his eyes. He got under the covers and sighed, feeling tired from all the surprises today. When Tellus came back and commented on it being a lot to take in, he gave a short, slightly panicked laugh. "Within twelve hours, I've been told that I'm to marry an earth demon at a nude ceremony, wearing paint put on me by a bunch of people I don't know, which is the reason for my farming success. If you grew up believing demons to only exist in hell, and that you would one day settle down with a nice girl and farm until the Good Lord accepted you into heaven, wouldn't it be difficult for you too?" He rubbed his eyes. "It's a lot." Could you be an angel?
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your Missing Period Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:56 pm
No one, can stop me, for only I am in control. "Well, I guess that is a bit of a reality crasher." Tellus murmured, taking another bite of zucchini. "I'm, sorry. I suppose I should've given you the information slowly, Jehart." The demon looked back at the farmer, looking at how tired he was. "Hey, if you want me to leave and walk around I will. Give you time to think. I'll be back before dinner." If you, want me, you better contact my people.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:22 am
Could you be the devil?Jehart was tempted to take him up on that offer, but shook his head. "Wouldn't be a good host if I did that." And his hospitality was one of the few things he had left to cling to. Demon or not, he was a guest. "I just need some Dew and I'll be fine." He heaved himself back ou off the bed, heading for the kitchen to get the sugary soda. Mountain Dew was almost required for people out here. Everyone drank it. Could you be an angel?
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your Missing Period Vice Captain
|
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:25 pm
No one, can stop me, for only I am in control. "Are you sure? You look like you need a break." A dew? Tellus's entire body rippled with a growl as the man left. He hated that carbonated s**t. It did nothing for the earth. How could the farmer drink such swill? he sat there on the bed, chewing his food angrily before setting the plate aside and wrapped himself in the man's blankets, moving to the corner of the room and sitting down. If you, want me, you better contact my people.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:54 pm
Could you be the devil?Jehart took a long drink from the can of soda, wiping his mouth. He could feel the sugar and caffeine entering his system and he sighed happily. A sugared-up Jehart was a happy Jehart. He finished the can before heading back upstairs. His headache was easing away, and he felt much better. Seeing his betrothed curled up in a corner, buried in a blanket, made him raise an eyebrow. "Are you cold?" He asked. He figured soda wasn't something the earth demon was fond of, but Tellus didn't have to drink it. Besides, he had to completely rearrange his life plan. Tellus could deal with having a husband that drank soda. Could you be an angel?
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your Missing Period Vice Captain
|
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:29 pm
No one, can stop me, for only I am in control. Tellus growled as Jehart walked in, glaring at the can of soda like it was the devil himself. "It rots your teeth." he grumbled. "How can we have handsome wedding photos if all of your teeth are gone, farmboy? Don't get me wrong gums are fine but the photos. The photos." he hissed, continued to growl. If you, want me, you better contact my people.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:19 am
Could you be the devil?"I do own a toothbrush, Tellus. My teeth aren't going to rot just because I drink Mountain Dew." He froze with the can halfway to his lips. "Wait, photos? You mean there are going to be pictures of us wearing nothing but paint?" He asked, hoping he was just joking. He didn't want pictures of him in his birthday suit with only spreadable pigments protecting his dignity. No. Not going to happen. Could you be an angel?
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your Missing Period Vice Captain
|
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:10 am
No one, can stop me, for only I am in control. "It ruins your enamel and it has no nutritional benefits for you or the earth. It's nothing but poison and acid which I despise." and continued to stay bundled in his corner, covering his face with the blanket "I'm not telling. I'm going to solo mission in this sheet right here." If you, want me, you better contact my people.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:47 pm
Could you be the devil?Jehart rolled his eyes. "Well it's helping me deal with all this new information and the fact that I have to rearrange my entire life because your parents decided I was good enough for you to marry. Nobody asked me. Nobody let me know until now. If I want to drink something that helps me cope with knowing my life is out of my hands, then I'm drinking it." He took another gulp to prove his point. He blanched when Tellus mentioned going on a solo mission. With his blanket?! He shook his head. "I'll leave you alone then." It would he embarrassing to just sit in there while his fiancé got off. Could you be an angel?
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your Missing Period Vice Captain
|
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:42 pm
No one, can stop me, for only I am in control. "That's what people say about alcohol." he hissed, "And look at them. Reduced cognitive abilities, reduced organ value and usefulness, it kills them from the inside out because it's poison." he peeked out again, "You'll really let me solo mission in your blankets with you watching?" and stared at the farmer most curiously. "You wouldn't want to help your poor fiancé?" If you, want me, you better contact my people.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:48 pm
Could you be the devil?Jehart flushed at the question. "I wasn't going to watch. I was going to give you privacy." And he was too embarrassed to help him. He didn't know how to get another guy off anyways, so the whole idea was a no go. Could you be an angel?
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your Missing Period Vice Captain
|
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:00 pm
No one, can stop me, for only I am in control. The demons stared a little longer, sighing. Why was he given such a meek partner? Why not someone who knew what they were doing? "I'm not going to do anything." he explained, shifting to lay on his side. "I'm trying to get used to you, to be honest. Intercourse is sort of normal back home. Shows that you trust people." If you, want me, you better contact my people.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:15 am
Could you be the devil?Jehart shifted nervously. Trust. God dammit. "I... I don't know if I can go that far tonight... But we can kiss and maybe a little more. Sex is an intimate thing for me. Something that comes after trust, not before." He explained. He was blushing. "I'm not ready to move that fast... But we can do some things." Oh god, what was he doing? Could you be an angel?
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your Missing Period Vice Captain
|
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:34 pm
No one, can stop me, for only I am in control. "The human race is so weird. Y'know what's also weird, you guys don't do it with your families. A family orgy is the only way to show that everyone in the family trusts each other, it's literally the best thing you can do as a family, and well-knit families do it quite often." he leaned back against the wall, "Some things? I suppose I'll bite. What sort of 'some things?'" If you, want me, you better contact my people.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|