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Bilious rolled 2 12-sided dice:
3, 5
Total: 8 (2-24)
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 Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:21 am
He had to ignore the heritic, God had commanded him. He had to complete this task. But Melvin's argument was so convincing...
Jerry's hand hesitated as he tried to punch himself in the jaw.
Damage: 2
HP: 45/50
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:21 am
Or maybe not. With groggy concern, Clarice yelled over at Jerry. "Don't beat yourself up over it, guy!" Then she snorted, "See? What I did there? Because he's hitting himself..." Some people would blame the coffee on this, but Clarice half asleep was a strange and malleable creature anyway, so there was no discernible difference. Why was Jerry beating himself anyway, were he and Roar fighting over musicals still?
"Hey, maybe you guys should compromise and just watch Tommy instead of fighting?"
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:22 am
Something was up, and he guessed it was the coffee considering Melvin was ripped, people were clustered around Rep, and some people were missing parts of their bodies. "Jerry, stop this now. Rep is lying to you because he wants you to hurt yourself. Why are you even listening to him?"
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:23 am
Rep gave Harrison a look but seemed to think the better of whatever he was considering. "No, you should just, stay where you are and look ******** sexy is what you should do. Maybe try a wee bit harder. " He was going to regret this so much later, but right now he was absolutely ******** drunk with power.
"Good job Jerry, you are really doing well there man! Keep it up!" Though now that he spotted Clarice. Maybe it wasn't such a great idea. "Or erm. Not. Your choice."
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Bilious rolled 2 12-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-24)
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:25 am
"But... but... don't you understand?? He's god!" It ached inside. Part of him knew Rep was lying, clearly he was because look at him, the vortex was there, the world bending around him because he owned it, he was the sexiest lover and Harrison was taking advantage of it, the right hand of God, and the only way he could win his love too was to complete his test but his brain was exploding.
He started breathing really deeply. He was pretty sure his brain was going to explode literally because someone mentioned that at some point and he could feel the heat building in his ears and oh god this was it...
Jerry fell over.
Damage: miss
HP: 45/50
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:26 am
Everything was getting more hectic, but none of it was making any more sense. Still, Mimsy wasn't sure that they were all distracted enough to not murder her if she tried to leave, so she tried to take advantage of the attention being diverted off of herself to hide under the table that housed the coffee.
Because this was seriously her life now.
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:28 am
Clarice beamed full 100% approval at Rep, "I'm so glad you're starting to really use positive reinforcement with others. A supportive word goes such a long way."
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:28 am
Makayla blinks a few times as she looks over at Mark, that smile of hers returning as she runs her green eyes over the man before her, from head to toe. Licking her bottom lip slowly, she reaches out a hand and places it lightly on his chest. "Oh? Well then, I would very much like to ride the Markanator... Tell me, is there a fee for admission or do ladies get a free go at the joystick?" She felt her face flush, and she bit her bottom lip a little, before looking up at him coyly. "Though, I do hope you'll be gentle with me, I am kinda new..."
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:29 am
They needed to watch Tommy. But they needed to do it while staying here. He counted on someone else to get the movie.
Harrison worked harder on being scintillating. He cocked his hip and pulled the line of his shirt lower, making slow circles with his fingers.
"You got it," he said in his breathiest voice.
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:32 am
Melvin watched Jerry short circuit before frowning and dragging the man over to the nearest chair. While he did this, he breathed out and called to those who could hear him. "Rep is NOT god! He's lying to you." Why was everyone listening to him? Was it the coffee that made them all devout to him, or was the coffee effecting Rep to then have power over them. Looking at Rep with no bottom half, and then at Robert, he guessed Robert would have had that same power. Seeing as he wasn't swarmed with people, he decided that probably wasn't the case.
When he got Jerry settled in a chair as best he could, he moved a little closer to Rep but not too close. Just enough to stop everyone from hurting themselves. Did everyone just believe anything? Worth a test. "Rep is actually..." The man had no lower half. "...an alien. He's missing his lower half and is sucking power out of all of you to power up all the way." It was worth a damn shot. Everyone who is listening
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:34 am
It was working? Holy s**t it was working! He was going to finally get laid. Crap! What would Clarice do?
She'd probably say something like "Mark if I ever catch you and I breathing in the same space I'll impale you with my bigass weapon." Okay scratch that; plan B.
Revelling in the attention from Makayla, Mark flexed his nonexistant muscles, lifted his extremely unkept and shaggy head, and raised his voice a little louder, feeling pretty confident. Snippets of his exclamations could be heard through conversations:
"Well, I'd let you use my game console, but I'm a strictly linux based man, so it requires some manual operation." Eyebrow wiggle. He continued to flex.
"These arms here are pure muscle man."
"I was once considered a god, but I was too like awesome, cuz being a god would restrict my awesomeness."
"This is the man in flesh, but you have yet to see the legend."
"Technically, I am a trained Jedi, but that's a secret."
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:35 am
At the further developments in this train wreck of a situation, Rep found himself very much watching Harrison rather than the unfortunate Jerry. Well then. His brain very possibly errorred itself. "Fantastic." he said, hugging Harrison closer. "You can absolutely stop doing that now." It wasn't going to lead anywhere but bad places very ******** quickly.
Clarice got a dazed grin. "Oh. Er. Aye. Thanks, just like, motivating people. That's what I'm doing, being ruler of the universe and s**t. Jerry you can stop. Just find someone to hug instead."
He added. "Melvins' a ******** heathen like I said and he can't discredit me."
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:37 am
Robert rolled over onto his back and laid down, putting his arms behind his head, to watch Jerry beat himself up.
"All right, I don't care what happened to my legs now. This is a ********' show." Torso-Robert gave Clarice the brightest, happiest little grin ever. "Hi, Clarice."
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:41 am
Clarice gasped at the revelation, and began searching for her scalpel, but then Rep answered and she gasped again, tears forming in the corner of her eyes. "So you changed your biological needs to ensure the emotional wellness of others?" She sniffled, wishing Killzone could see how far Rep had come under his tutelage, and then turned to bend down and give Robert a powerful hug.
"Hey you. Is that Mark? Someone should probably hit the Mark Alarm." Which would only notify Clarice that Mark was there. Which she already...knew. But there was a procedure for this sort of thing.
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:43 am
Harrison stopped the circling and shirt pulling, at Rep's request. Alien made sense. He could still be an alien and Lord of the Universe. Not that Harrison cared. Even if Melvin was a heathen.
"You can have my power. If you need it," Harrison said.
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