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Beejoux


Wrathful Demigod

PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:06 am


Now suddenly being a virgin wasn't such a laughable thing after all. ******** zombie babies? Nope. No thank you. If keeping her pants on could prevent anything from popping out of her body aliens style, then she would be set.

A mother bite of pie followed the stunned songs that followed the safe sex lecture, but after Mimsy and Rep declared the whole thing a prank she resumed eating. Prank or not, she was keeping her legs crossed.

Unlike some people.

Peyton was not only observet, she could be an uncooperative little s**t when the situation called for it. Now, she had nothing against Tuck. In fact, he'd been really nice to them down in the pod room. The issue was a simple thing. She didn't really appreciate that their orientation was being back burnered.

So while she didn't have any actual legit questions, she had a desire to stall. "In your opinion, is there anyone, or anywhere, we should avoid on the island?"
pinchmonster
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:09 am


Marcus glared at Rep, then at Dakota. Mostly because he had emotional investment in the whole 'if you should ever want to reproduce'.

"The risk you run of zombie or just plain mutant offspring is very much real, and as Rep said, you should be using condoms anyway. If you don't know how to use one, I'm sure Dakota or some life hunter could show you. Because public education is s**t most of the time and some people don't even know what a condom is. If you don't, I recommend taking the time to do your homework. There is a breeding program too but you really wont have to worry about that until much later. Women can get a shot that will prevent ovulation which is what my wife does. Which brings up another point."

"Avoid long term relationships or ones you place heavy emotional investment into unless you're willing to take the risk of loss. Mental stability is... needed. The more fragile you are, the worse you can not only ******** over yourself but the worse you can ******** over your own team, which can result in very permanent drawbacks, like death."

Tugging off his earclip, the hunter could feel Dis preening, wanting to be shown off.
Only to express displeasure as he was shoved into coat pocket.

"I would personally advise against the weapon golems actually. Not until you have a good grasp of your weapon's personality and some money in the event it breaks. There are several hunters that have volatile weapons and putting them in golems is.. risky at best. That and you guys probably wont get pay access for several months. My personal advice on that is play it safe, but I'm also slightly jaded when it comes to weapons and trust."


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband



iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:14 am


Solia gave this sun trainee a thumbs up. She liked this new girl. "A thousand blessings on you."

==> Pies acquired

Solia proceeded to pick up two whole pies. "I am confiscating these baked pastries due to rumors of FEAR contamination and possible drugs. There will be testing involved and I will be sure to inform you of the results."

==> Escape with Pies

Now came the possible tricky part.
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:36 am


Gale may have been there somewhere casually sipping tea and Judging Nick.

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow


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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 10:17 am


"I gotta agree with Marcus - you should only use them weapon golems if you know and trust your weapon. Me and Herryk - that's my partner - we got a good understandin' of one another, so I didn't have an issue with him, an' I don't think that we ever gonna have an issue - but if you got one of them grumpy types, or violent types, I'd suggest t'stay away from the golems til you got a better grasp on things."

When Peyton brought up a question, Tuck beamed. He didn't mind answering them - it had been the whole reason he'd decided that a little orientation might be helpful, especially after seeing how lost Crispin had been.

"The jungle ain't the nicest place to be - you can talk to my sister 'bout that. She got some real good personal experiences out there. I heard some techs talkin' about the ocean ain't bein' the safest place to hang out in, but I'ma leave that up to you. If you hear anythin' about the safety of the ocean, let me know, cuz I plan on doin' this type of thing anytime anyone wakes up, and I'd like for them t'have any kind of help they can get."

Tuck clapped his hands together.

"Now, if you all got any concerns with what we been talkin' about here - especially zombies - you got people you can talk to, get real information from. I ain't got a clue if zombie babies is a real thing, I ain't seen none of them walkin' around -- and honestly, I ain't never seen a pregnant woman walkin' around here, neither."

He shrugged.

"Anyone else want to give any advice, feel free, or any more questions, too."

Beejoux
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 11:29 am


"And stay the hell away from the Sahara and anything desert-like, if you can," said Gale, not intruding in on the conversation at all. "It's not on the island, but it's the bloody worst place to be sent on a mission."

Beejoux

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow


Grey Dragon

PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:32 pm


Nick detached herself from the wall, deciding perhaps pie was a good idea. Nothing went better with talk of zombie babies and dying and whatnot like a good slice of pie. She gave her pod guy a rough punch in the shoulder as she passed, he might live in a ******** banana but she had to give him credit for his level of sneakery.

She leaned over the others and grabbed a slice of pie with one hand, ignoring plates, napkins and cutlery alike, and wandered back to her spot. It might be unpleasantly close to Dakota and his ******** sex-brain, but she wasn't one to yield anything to anyone. Even an inch would be considered defeat in her eyes.

The trainee unceremoniously took a bite, and juggled the slice with a surprising amount of skill as she licked off her fingers. Not a single cherry escaped to the floor. Seriously. Napkins were for chumps.
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 1:17 pm


"Are those my pants."

Grey Dragon

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow


Grey Dragon

PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 2:34 pm


Nick shrugged, and took a monster bite of pie.

kurotomato
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 3:29 pm


"Hey, Peapod."

Grey Dragon

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow



iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 3:35 pm


kurotomato
Text to Gale: Finally got a girl in your pants then eh Gale?
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 3:38 pm


Marcus would find an empty paper cup thrown at his head.

istoleyurvamps

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow



iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 3:42 pm


Marcus just looked away and tried not to laugh too much as he typed.

kurotomato
Text to Gale: I guess we're going to get a little bit of death in the moon division eh? Scored faster than Dakota even this round.


"Oh by the way, your phones have unlimited texting and a roster of hunter names and numbers so feel free to take pictures of each other in compromising ways and post them for all of us to see. It helps kill time and chances are we'll enjoy a good laugh."
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 3:43 pm


The moment he was done flinging paper cups, Gale would find a cherry being flicked nonchalantly towards his face. The little ******** class="quote">
kurotomato

Grey Dragon


kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 4:10 pm


iStoleYurVamps
Bite me.


"Peapod, gimme my pants back."

Grey Dragon
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