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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:43 pm
Crix Madine's awesomeness was too awesome to be created by anything less than Madine, so he had to bring himself into existence.
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:51 pm
Only twice has Crix Madine stubbed his toe. That is how the Death Star I and II were really destroyed.
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:56 pm
The Sun Crusher didn't really destroy the Carida system.
The truth is, Crix Madine forgot to take his beano.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:27 pm
Crix Madine can make the Kessel run in less than one parsec...
(.0000001735 to be exact)
...without a ship.
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:20 pm
Crix Madine is so cool, that Hoth used to be a desert planet before he got there.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:43 am
The Vong have considered multiple times calling themselves the Yuzzan Crix.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:16 am
Crix Madine can win a podrace, without a podracer.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:58 am
((that one was mine a while back))
The Maw is a series of black holes caused by Crix punching empty space to practice his right hook.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:41 pm
When bao dur created the mass shadow generator he simply had crix inhale thus pulling all the ships into Malachor V
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:25 pm
Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
Through Passion I gain Strength.
Through Strength I gain Power.
Through Power I gain Victory.
Through Victory, Crix Madine crushes me for my defiance... with a simple blink.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:22 pm
((Oops, sorry about the accidental post-steal))
Crix madine can, with a single roundhouse kick, harness all the destructive power of twenty death stars.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:03 am
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is Crix madine
crix is also the only person to know the name of yodas species
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:55 pm
((It'll happen again by someone else anyway. dont' worry.))
Crix Madine trained Yoda.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:33 pm
Crix Madine wrote the Journal of the Whills.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:39 pm
Crix has five rancors as pets who obey his every command
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