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 Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:21 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:28 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:38 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Simon was a bit behind the two, panting slightly after trying to catch up. He was a cooking teacher, for God's sake, not a PE teacher. He wasn't a fatass or anything, but he wasn't very athletic either. "Maybe... they doubled back... to avoid us?" He coughed out after they stopped, quickly catching his breath so he didn't embarrass himself in front of the two other teachers. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:58 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:59 pm
Zhori 
"Oh! Hello there, Simon," Zhori said. She halted and looked around, noting that Simon seemed a little winded--poor man. "Yeah, we can't really look around the whole city, unfortunately. Why don't we go back, find out their names, and what dorms they're standing in. And then do Chinese water torture on them. Or, at the very least, treat them to a very, very boring lecture. It's probably close to the same."
"I mean honestly! I can't believe they walked out with us all standing right there. I kind of admire their cheek but really, we need to smack those little suckers right down, for sure. Still, at least we got a little adventure and exercise, right? I'll treat you boys to a something since you were good enough sports to run around with me like this," she said, tipping them both a wink as she headed back to the school.
She turned around and grinned at Syth. "We'll drag Severin with us--spike his drink and get him to loosen up a little? Then take black mail photos of him dancing on a table with his tie around his head!"
((Zhori...LoL. Giving Sylth ideas. Tsk, tsk, tsk.))
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:15 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Simon nodded to return the hello, feeling like an idiot for getting worn out so easily. It didn't help when Zhori mentioned an alternative to torture, the mere thought of a boring lecture replacing water torture making him frown in disappointment. That would be absolute torture to him as well, and it surely wouldn't instill any fear in the students. He couldn't argue though, since she also offered a chance for him to socialize with them, and this 'Severin' guy, who he assumed to be one of the teachers who gathered in the hallway earlier. The faster he got on the other teachers' good side, the easier it would be to get away with scaring the s**t out of his future students. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:33 pm
    █ ██ ███ ███████████████████ Yes, it did seem impossible and unappealing to look around the entire city. If only Sylthfreiyn thought of bringing some of his pets here so he could fly around and spot a pink head from the sky. But no. All his pets were back at home in the demon realm.
"As long as I do not have to be present to the long and boring lecture, I would gladly oblige. But I feel that a long and boring lecture is a bit too short of a punishment. After all, they've driven us to run down here to find nothing. I could suggest an escort for the students, but the unfortunate individual that's stuck babysitting the students won't be very happy. What do you think, Simon? How shall these students be punished?" Sylthfreiyn suggested. He would rather prefer to hang them over a pit of alligators and have the ropes tied around their wrist for salvation slowly start to fall apart so that they were stuck hanging on to the rope for dear life.
Yes, and all that with a closed ceiling of course so they wont' be escaping.
But that wouldn't do. Not in this place with things called... morals and whatnot. "On our way back, let's stop by somewhere and get something to drink? Once we have their names, the moment they set foot into the school, we'll have them hanged-- erm, caught." Sylth asked. ███████████████████ ███ ██ █
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:49 pm
Zhori
"Hang? Ooh! We should hang them over an alligator pit!" Zhori said. "Well, assuming we had one which, sadly, we don't I don't think. Still, it would be fitting wouldn't it? Not that I'd really do that because the school would probably be sued or something. Mortals just can't take a joke. Oh! Present company excluded...if...either of you are?"
She actually no idea if these guys were normal Human guys or not, actually. She didn't have good senses for that kind of thing. Once something looked Human, it may as well be Human until it proved it wasn't.
"Anyway, I suppose I don't mind stopping to get something to drink. If they head back to the school, they'll most likely be caught by someone else. What did you have in mind, Sylth?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:58 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Simon seemed a little too eager to throw out a few ideas for punishments, many of them cruel and unusual consequences for even the most heartless criminals, "Well, we can have them hung upside-down by their ankles and saw them in half, tie them up and feed them to a hoard of maggots, hamstring 'em, oh, the Brazen Bull is one of my favorites, a good old fashion pendulum ax, or pull out all of their teeth one by one with a pair of ply--" He immediately stopped when he realized he was getting a bit too excited and laughing as he was letting his gruesome ideas roll off his tongue. Stiffing a few sporadic giggles of excitement, he looked up at the sky, a little embarrassed. He eventually managed to completely regain his composure when Zhori mentioned the school being sued, mildly disappointed that none of his ideas would be an option. "Mortal, but not human," Simon told her with a small smile before nodding in agreement, definitely needing a drink or two to mellow him out. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:16 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:46 pm
Zhori
"Sawing in half does seem a little severe for skipping out on class," Zhori said. She didn't quite follow the rest of what he said. Something about bulls that were brazen and after that, all she could picture was a bovine in sleazy drag. And while that did seem rather torturous in its own way, she suspected she was missing something. "If it was a pit and a pendulum, we'd really have to do something to make it more fitting for students, don't you think? Like making it a giant book that was going to crush them instead of a blade cutting them in half. Because, you know, that kind of thing has to have the touch of irony or it's just no fun at all."
She looked at Sylth. "Well, I'm not really in too much of a hurry, I guess. If we can't actually get the students back at school, there's not much of a rush. We'll eventually get them once we have their names and such. So I'm okay with the tea house. I mean, tea with two attractive men. I really can't see anything the matter with this plan at all."
((Zhori is totally unfazed by this discussion. LoL. Whether they go for tea, or head back to the school is up to you guys. I'll follow your lead. ))
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:59 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Simon shrugged and turned to Sylthfreiyn, letting out a small sigh, "Well, I'm up for anything since I technically don't have a job to get to yet. Your choice, err..." Did he say his name earlier? Did Zhar-- Zhori say it? He had no clue. He probably wouldn't have remembered it anyways, even if he had mentioned it. By the looks of him, it was probably some fancy-pants foreign-sounding name that he couldn't pronounce if his life depended on it. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:16 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:04 pm
[I'm heading to bed. If you want to continue without me, just assume Simon bought a bottle of grape juice and wandered off after they made it back to the school XD]
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