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Ravvlet rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 1
Total: 6 (2-12)
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 Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:08 am
 Unfortunately for the, ah, intrepid ad-christmas-ers, the offending snow beast wasn't alone. "U SO RITE." A voice rumbled up out of the snow before erupting in a fashion similar to his compatriot. It was so on."I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YA," he began, and swung one twiggy arm out at the offending boil. He was here to spread Christmas Spirit, one snowmaul at a time. Somewhat pathetically, he wiffed right past his arm. Snow Mang Attack roll: 2 d6 Damage: 0 Target: Roch HP: 10/10
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Ice Queen rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:11 am
"Sonofa witch!" Roch cursed as the second one appeared, blocking him from Taryn and the snow man attacking her. "Get out of my way!! Taryn! Come over here!!"
Which was easier said than done. He hit out with his guitar, only managing to send snow flying more in the already snowy area. Jack this sucked!
Roch's HP: 36
Dmg: 2
Attacking: Ravv's Snow Mang
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Zyphiris rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:13 am
That ghoul just STOLE HIS NOSE. BIT IT. AND SPAT IT OUT. Snow Mang grabbed at his scarf dramatically, tearing at it, miming choking and sobbing, swearing heavily, loudly and incoherently. WHY?He glanced up at Taryn, his beady eyes filled with all the rage in the world. Then he started to give chase, flailing his twig arms wildly, driving the chimera away from Roch. “ U PAY U PAY U PAY!!!” he bellowed. And to the punk reaper, Snow Mang just flipped him off with The Twig. Snow Mang Attack roll: 2 d6 Target: Taryn Damage: 0 HP: 9/10
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bobaTJ rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:16 am
Taryn reached out toward Roch as she was bodily moved away, feeling a terrible sinking in her heart. What would she do?!
"Stop it! Just cut it out!" Snow whirled between them and only the color of Roch's snowman's scarf remained in the white. Oh, Jack--! She didn't think to attack as she tried again and again to make it past her attacker.
HP: 28/30
Damage: 0
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Ravvlet rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:21 am
OUCH! The guitar carved a sad chunk out of one of the snowman's fat rolls. TRAGEDY. "...I'M NOT GONNA LETCHA FINISH," he cried, throwing himself bodily at Roch. Snow Mang Attack roll: 2 d6 Target: Roch Damage: 5 HP: 8/10
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Zyphiris rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 1
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:24 am
At his compatriot, Snow Mang threw his arms out wide, expressing a very expressive: U SERIOUS BRO? WHAT WAS THAT? Then s**t got serious. Snow Mang nodded his head in approval. Turning back to Taryn, Snow Mang just switched on his troll face and threw more snow at her. Snow Mang Attack roll: 2 d6 Target: Taryn Damage: 0 HP: 9/10
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bobaTJ rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:27 am
So that's how they were going to play this game? FINE. Taryn swiped off a piece of the snowman's head and threw it right back in his face.
"ROCH! ROCH, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!" Only the howling wind responded.
HP: 28/30
Damage: 0
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Ice Queen rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 1
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:27 am
Roch grunted, taking the hit full on and glowering at the snow man with hatred. "I don't got time for you," he growled, bringing up his guitar to hit again. He smacked it again with the blade of his guitar, only sending more snow into the air.
Jack, he wasn't sure he was ready to use his FEAR again...
With the snow mang shouting as he was, he never even heard Taryn cry for him.
Roch's HP: 31/40
DMG: 2
Attacking: Ravv's snow mang
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Zyphiris rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:31 am
OH TARYN. U SO CUTE. GOTTA KEEP MY HEAD TOGETHER. Snow Mang did her a special dance with gratitude, shaking those fine a** bon bons he got. With one mighty thrust of his hip, Snow Mang bumped the chimera further away from Roch. All this while while singing Hips Don't Lie. Snow Mang Attack roll: 2 d6 Target: Taryn Damage: 1 HP: 9/10
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bobaTJ rolled 4 4-sided dice:
2, 2, 4, 4
Total: 12 (4-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:33 am
Taryn roared and shot a plume of fire from her mouth toward the snowman. Fire and snow didn't mix well, after all! Unfortunately, she had fired at the snowfall rather than the snowman in white blindness and missed entirely, shouting with rage. It had been such a nice plume, too!
HP:27/30
Damage: 0
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Ravvlet rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:40 am
He was like the terminator. It didn't matter how much snow they shaved off him, he just kept coming.He flailed wildly at his opponent, screaming something about snow, and being the best snow of all time. Wat? Snow Mang Attack roll: 2 d6 Target: Roch Damage: 0 HP: 6/10
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Ice Queen rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 4
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:43 am
"Would you just DIE already?" Roch demanded angrily. He couldn't hear Taryn--he couldn't see the snow man she was fighting, either. He was starting to get seriously pissed by that fact.
"TARYN!! TARYN!!" he bellowed at the top of his lungs even as he went to attack the snow mang again. He slammed his guitar into its middle snowball, sending more snow flying.
Roch's HP: 31/40
DMG: 3
Attacking: Ravv's snow mang
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Zyphiris rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:43 am
Boy was it getting hot in here. Snow Mang ripped his scarf off, flinging it at Taryn flirtatiously. With those sexy twiggy arms of his he beckoned for her to HIT HIM BABY ONE MORE TIME. If only he had an eyebrow to do the eyebrow waggle. Snow Mang Attack roll: 2 d6 Target: Taryn Damage: 1 HP: 9/10
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bobaTJ rolled 2 6-sided dice:
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Total: 11 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:47 am
NO. JUST NO.
Taryn moved her hands away from her mouth and blew another blast of fire, this time directly into the snowman's face. Take that! She wasn't about to let a snowman seduce her!
HP: 26/30
Target: The Zyphmang
Damage: 5
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Zyphiris rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 1
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:52 am
WAS HE CRYING NOW? Snow Mang clasped his face which was full of puddles and meltwater. QQQQQQQQQ " WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?" he wailed, flicking all the water from his face at Taryn. " TASTE MY TEARS" Snow Mang Attack roll: 2 d6 Target: Taryn Damage: 0 HP: 4/10
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