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 Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:49 pm
Hey, if you got raped, but you enjoyed it physically, it is still rape.
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:14 am
you go to jail because it turns out it was you who raped him
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:47 pm
You go to jail because you had sex with my dog. His name is Lucky and he is a rottweiler. He has nice shoulders.
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:18 pm
Practicing lawn medicine without a license.
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:28 pm
your pants were so hot they caught of fire and that fire distroyed the city of chicago
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:02 pm
You seemed to be a nicer person, but really you're a serial killer. You tried to kill me....O_o
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:50 pm
Organising a holy crusade without the proper permits.
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:28 pm
Watering my plants by peeing on them,
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:38 pm
watering plants by not peeing on them
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:05 pm
Planting flowers in my toilet, then refusing to water them.
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:58 pm
using water to water inedible and non-medical-usageable flowers, which is a massive waste of water
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:09 pm
Violated the "Rule of Three".
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:16 pm
Having sex with sultry poultry.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:55 pm
Trying to get me to get into her large van with tinted out windows.....
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:37 pm
Tossed Richgar into the van in his stead.
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