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 Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:21 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Moxxiie
Name of Potion: Drought of Death (not very catchy, but it fits)
What does this potion do: The poison attaches to any object immersed in it, and just a drop can kill whatever comes into contact with it.
List the Ingredients that you used:
3 small bones
10 feathers (white)
5 glittering scales
A small bunch of poison berries
3 drops blood (any kind)
6 leaves from a black nightshade plant
Water (about 8 ounces)
A string of black pearls
Instructions:
Combine all ingredients except pearls together in a cauldron and boil in water for 20 minutes. Dip the pearls into the liquid, leaving some string exposed so it can be removed safely.
Do not touch any part of the pearls that were immersed in the liquid.
Are you a Potter Fan? Most definitely.
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:12 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Taneko
Name of Potion: The Poetic Potion.
What does this potion do: Beware of the slightly misleading name. Consumption of this drink will cause the target to sprout lewd poetry at the most inappropriate moments. There is no known cure to the potion.
Might have the following side effects:
- Loss of social life.
- Getting expelled from school and/or fired from your job.
- Might cough up toads every now and then.
- Deletion from your grandmother's will.
- And a few other things hardly worth mentioning.
List the Ingredients that you used:
xxxxxx1 tbsp. of Shakespeare's tears.
xxxxxx1 drop. of cat urine from a black cat.
xxxxxx3 pages of lewd jokes written in red ink.
xxxxxx1/4 tbsp. of concentrated awkward moments (alternatively 1 tbsp. diluted awkward moments)
xxxxxxA twig of mint for taste and colour.
Are you a Potter Fan? Very much so. Currently re-reading the books. And looking extremely much forward to studying them in my third year of uni x3
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:12 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Pixel-x-Bunny
Name of Potion: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Potion.
What does this potion do: Causes the drinker to become unable to control their own limbs and the maker of the potion in control.
List the Ingredients that you used:
1 Board Game
1 Cat that goes Nyan
2 Guys named Jenkins
4 Troll dolls
2 Eye of newt
1 Pair of gloves
Are you a Potter Fan? Hmm, lets see....Yes...Yes, Yes....Yes?
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:48 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Kamiki
Name of Potion: Ghostly Farsight
What does this potion do:
This potion's true purpose if that of legend
But the spell is easy so don't feel threatened.
To those who drink this potion's brew
Will find its taste akin to glue.
But if one can drink it down,
and not be weary of the color brown
The will find by the light of dawn,
that they can now see into the Great Beyond.
List the Ingredients that you used:
Eye of newt and tail of rat,
A dollop of rendered weasel fat
A dash of wine and pinch of thistle
A whole string of flat notes made by whistle
Three wing feathers from a crotchety old bird
And the jarred wonder of a baby's first word.
Are you a Potter Fan? I know there are bigger fans out there. I would consider myself a fan, though. I've read and enjoyed all the books, and movies.
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:58 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!Username: Sabin Duvert Name of Potion: Philter of Nocturnal Sight What does this potion do: The potion ought to allow the imbiber to see in the dark. However, the ingredients list is rather complicated for such a simple effect, and extremely volatile. Small miscalculations in the amount or fermentation time have resulted in mishaps such as extreme light sensitivity or sudden fear of the dark. The notes alongside the passage suggests that perhaps the conjurer merely purchase a candle. It would be cheaper and less dangerous. List the Ingredients that you used:
A still-living willowisp
A Green Bezoar
A bushel of carrots
A tiger's eye
tigerseye stone
Breath of the Night wind
Are you a Potter Fan? I got interested in the series shortly before the release of the Goblet of Fire book - and have enjoyed the books/movies since then ^^. So, not a RABID fan, but I certainly enjoy them smile
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:46 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION! Username: Seiana_ZI Name of Potion: Sterling Sparkling Starletification What does this potion do: Haven't you always wanted to be a star? Well, I've wanted to too! So I came to Wasu's class today and thought about what I could make to make myself a true star. I found some brilliant glowing radioactive seriously ow this hurts lovely ingredients laying around, and I thought, hey, why not! These'll work perfectly! The lovely concotion, when tried, instanteously makes any object one million times its original size! This incredible increase causes it to maintain its own gravity, making the world revolve around them. They glow as bright as the sun, brilliant, loved by everyone except those with sensitive skin~ ...Wait, you thought this potion would make you a famous actor? ...You're silly. List the Ingredients that you used:10 Blue Glowsticks (not red, those'll just cause gas!)
1 Madonna Platinum Record (we tried substituting Britney, but the results were erratic.)
20 barrels of Liquid Kryptonite
3 Ounces of Star Matter
Dorothy's Shoes
The Essense of a Solar Flare (method required to obtain may cause radioactive poisoning)
A Star's Beloved Dream
Are you a Potter Fan? Actually? ...No. :< I fell out of the fandom a while ago. Mostly after Sirius died by curtain, in case anyone doesn't know that yet. Hope you had a good birthday!~~
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Codebreaking Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:01 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: StarieMichie
Name of Potion: Curse of Slightly Annoying Problems
What does this potion do: While not overly malicious, this potion is great for slipping roofies style into someone you don't like's drink. After consumption, they will suffer a long string of slightly annoying things happening to them. The effects of this potion last for approximately a week, after which the drinker will probably not even notice anything happened, and just shrug it off as odd luck.
List the Ingredients that you used:
2 whisps from a Saturday raincloud
1 burned out break light
3 hang-nails
1 loud computer fan
2 not-all-the-way cooked centers of Hot Pockets
5 droplets of blood from a paper cut
4 boogers from a co-worker with a runny nose
10 cat hairs that were stuck to your favorite sweater
Combine all the ingredients into a blender at 4:30 on a Friday, and stare at the clock and watch the second hand not move as they are minced into bits. Remove ingredients and un-jam the blender (because it will inevitably get stuck... it always gets stuck because you should have paid the extra $20 to get the better model). Re-blend.
Be careful of the larger chunks. If you minorly inconvenience yourself by being cut on sharp edges, the spell will backfire, and you will become the victim of the slightly annoying problems. At least you'll have something to complain about at the water cooler on Monday.
Are you a Potter Fan? Mildly.
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:35 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: SylverStar
Name of Potion: Libation of the Ocean
What does this potion do: Makes the drinkers skin turn to sea crust. No one is certain what exactly sea crust is but it tends to cover things that have been touched by the ocean and left in the sun for too long. The effect is permanent, but the sea crust can be removed by scraping it off, though that might hurt a bit.
List the Ingredients that you used:
100 blimey barnacles
2 wads of slimy seaweed
a good amount of ocean salt
1 purple starfish
20 live unharmed mussels
a handful of gull poop
a bucket of yellow seafoam
1 blue nudibranch for the magic effect
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes! Going to see the last movie on thursday....eek! I could probably re-read all the books though...cause I have forgotten a bit.
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High-functioning Counselor
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:40 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username:Tiger_kisa699
Name of Potion: Parchment potion
What does this potion do: It gives the drinker the look of a book. They would feel like paper, would look like paper but would still have a full body to them, would not be as weak as paper. They would suddenly have words appear across their skin. Their hair and tail would turn to ink and their hooves would leave ink trails as they walk. If the drinker cries their tears will be rainbow ink. Binding for a books spine would appear down the drinkers back like they were sewn together at the top like a books spine.
List the Ingredients that you used:
The ink used to write a book
A book or several depending how big the drinker is-your favorite book would be best so you kept it with you always
Flowers to add color to their base that would be the cover of the book.
Rope for the binding
Glue for keeping it all together.
Ink pens and several nibs
Are you a Potter Fan? Is Nymphadora Tonks's hair Bubble gum Pink when shes happy? Is Teddys hair Blue? Is Ron Weasley our King?
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:20 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: pippi18848
Name of Potion: The Magical, Mystical, Awesome Potion That Cures Boredom Blues
What does this potion do: Are you bored? Nothing to do? No one around to hang out with? Well have no fear! This potion will give you all the adventure you'll ever need!
**Warning: Drinking this potion will do absolutly nothing for you. The gathering of the ingredients might end up killing you, but that's all part of curing the boredom.**
List the Ingredients that you used:
- A lock of hair from a red-haired evil overlord
- Whisker from a poptart cat that makes rainbows. **Must be one from space**
- A stone from the ever feared Stonefish
- Three rocks from the top of Niagra Falls. Barrel may or may not be used.
- A scale from a fire breathing dragon. Must be a Black scale.
- Last but not least, a gadget from an alien spaceship
Mix it all together with some water found from the most secluded place on Earth, and voila! You have a useless potion...but went on an epic adventure and were no longer bored. Feel free to repeat as many times as needed.
Are you a Potter Fan? I love the books...not a fan of the movies though.
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:45 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION! Username: Name of Potion: The Better Bitter Un-Balder Batter What does this potion do: Apply lightly to areas lacking ENOUGH HAIR. Even if you have a lush headful of luxurious locks, you can never have ENOUGH HAIR. Hair may sprout in places unrelated to where potion was actually applied. List the Ingredients that you used:- Mustache of a Celebrity (dead or otherwise, politicians count) - Eyelashes of a Wig-maker - Buttered Puma Oil - One Baby (whole) - Butterfly cocoon slime (of varying colors, for viscosity, should be juicy) - Industrial Plant Food - One Construction Sign (for mane-tenance) - Piss (self-explanatory) - Squid Ink Are you a Potter Fan? no that would be silly
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:40 pm
CLOSED!
Winners will come tomorrow!
Please wait patiently
Wasu can only read so quickly......
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:34 pm
Good luck everyone!!
-Crosses fingers and toes-
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:18 pm
Good Luck, these entries were fun to read. It made me wish I could enter...
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:11 am
Good luck, everyone heart I just gotta say, I had fun coming up with that potion xd
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