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 Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:10 pm
Because I'm bisexual, I must be a slut.
Because I play video games, I must have no life.
Because I love anime, I must be a stupid weeaboo.
Because I laugh and smile, I must have a happy life at home.
Because I'm a virgin, I must be prude.
Because I love history, I must be a nerd.
Because I am Mexican, I must be an illegal immigrant.
Because I am of Italian descent, I must be from Jersey.
Because I don't care about what I wear, I must be a poser.
I'm skinny, so I must have an eating disorder.
I'm obsessive-compulsive, so I must be ******** up in the head.
Because I don't wear makeup, I must be ugly.
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:51 am
because I'm fat, I don't work as hard as the skinny people.
because I work at a retail store, I must be an idiot. (I've honestly had people call me an idiot at work because I was unable to do things exactly as they wanted them. That's a great way to motivate me to help you in returning your item)
because I'm quiet, I am not worth talking to.
because I wave at random people living in my neighborhood, I'm creepy (I was just trying to be neighborly xp )
because I studied Japanese in college and I like anime, I must be a Japanophile
because I don't complain, I'm not worried about the future
because I sat alone, it's okay to pick on me (stupid high school. Luckily, it only happened a couple of times, and I didn't have to sit alone for too long)
because I want to be a lawyer, I must have no morals
This is fun!
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:04 am
um
hi
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Because I'm blond, I must be dumb.
Because I'm lazy, I must be stupid.
Because I like things other than getting shot up, and playing football, I must be a nerd.
Because I don't drink/smoke, I must be a weak loser.
Because I'm an atheist, I must be ''afraid'' of god.
Because I take interest in Europe, (especially Italy bebbeh) I must be racist. (Seriously, some dude said so. I'm like, ''Europe's awesome!'' (but less enthusiastic than that..) And then some guy was like, ''..Racist a*****e.'')
Because I'm a History/Literature nerd, I must be too stupid to care about Math/Science.
Because I act proud, I must be arrogant.
Because I act happy, I must be a fool.
Because I hang out with girls, then that must mean that guys socially reject me.
Because I strongly support my opinions, then I must be unable to accept the ''facts'' that people idealize over. Like morales and goodness.
Because I don't believe in goodness, purity, happiness, or anything of the sort, then I must be evil.
Because I spend most of my time on the internet, then I must have no friends.
k
bye
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:10 am
ooooh oooh ooh this looks like fun lemme try
because I still have major gaps in my self-esteem, my whole transition was a waste of time.
Because I'm transgender I must be a weird person who doesn't think about anything other than being transgender
Because I don't identify as 100% female, I must have made a mistake in transitioning.
Because I like fantasy about faeries and magic, my neopagan faith must be a phase.
Because I listen to heavy metal, I must be a shallow pot-smoking moron.
Because I'm trying to be a better person I must just be trying to fit in.
Because I'm not very good at articulating my thoughts at times I can't be a writer.
because I'm a very sexual person I must have no sense of boundaries propriety or respect.
Because im a very sexual person it must be because I don't get any XD
Oh oh oh because I'm a huge gamer I must be a guy.
Because I want to be childlike in some ways I can't be mature in others.
some of these come from my own head and my own insecurities, I confess! Thanks for letting me get these of off my chest.
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:55 am
Sounds fun, lets see now
Because I'm Irish, I must be a drunk(This one is kinda true for me actually sweatdrop ).
Because I have a GED, I must be stupid.
Because I'm German, I must be a nazi.
Because I hang around with mostly gay people, I must be gay myself.
Because I play Pokemon, I must be childish.
Because I'm not religious, I must be an atheist.
Because I have ADHD, I must be retarded.
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:18 am
Because I'm a lesbian, I must have a p***s envy.
Because I'm American, I must be stupid or fat.
Because I'm short, I must be young.
Because I like video games I must be a guy.
Because I'm not religious, I must be an atheist.
Because I'm outspoken, I must be a "know-it-all".
Because I like vampires, I must like Twilight. (I ******** HATE Twilight.)
Because I'm young, I must be stupid.
Because I'm short I must be weak.
Because I'm "cute", I can't be serious.
Because I'm a criminal justice major I must be an a**.
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:56 am
Because I'm a Trading Card Player, I must be Stupid.
Because I Sweat, I must have low values.
Because I forget alot of things, I must be retarded.
Because I'm Gay, I must hate all women.
Because I'm Gay, I must have no soul.
Because I'm Gay, I must go to hell.
Because I hate Pie, I am not American.
Because I'm a nice guy, I must automatically be gay. (i know this doesnt count for me but in high skool before i knew i truly was gay this happened to me all the time and other males i knew)
Because I'm a Guy, I must Be an Ash-hole.
Because I have a skull on my clothing, I must be an Emo.
Because I like any music other than Metal/ Heavy Rock, I must be weak.
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:58 pm
Because I don't talk much, I must be superior to all the people around me
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:41 pm
Because I tell annoying asses off, I must never be nice.
Because I'm asleep in half of my classes, I must have horrible grades (surprisingly, I'm doing pretty well o.o)
Because I have near-to-zero maternal instincts, I must hate all children and want to kill babies.
Because I dress in black clothing with skulls, I must be a severe emo and must go to a psychiatrist to make sure I won't kill myself. ( stare I've actually had someone suggest this to me).
Because I don't give a crap if you insult me, then I must be okay with you insulting my friends too. (This one guy just pisses me off so much! scream )
because I'm usually nice and clutsy and "harmless", I must not be able to completely kick your a** if you piss me off. (Someone found this out the hard way :] )
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:41 pm
Race: Because I'm black, I'm gang affiliated, I have kids and no baby daddy, I'm loud and ghetto (true, but only when I'm mad, and usually I'm not that ghetto), and my name is something crazy like Janiya, or La'Quandria, or Shakazulu or something.
Religion: Agnostic. Being in the black community that I'm in, if you're not Christian, Catholic, Muslim, or maybe Jewish, then you're a devil worshiper. I've been called an Atheist, a Satanist, a witch, a Pagan, a Wiccan, and a fake just because they didn't understand how I could believe in a higher power, but not in a written doctrine that people are hiding parts of and/or using it as justification for cruelty or condemn me to Hell because I'm not stingie about who I love.
Sexuality: "OH MAH GAWD! YOU GAY! EWWW YOU WAS LOOKIN AT MAH BUTT!!! YOU NASSSSTY! SHE GON TRY TO MAKE YOU GAY! DON'T GO NEAR HER!"
..... stare Need I say much more? Also, they ASSUME that I'm gonna sleep with every other lesbian I meet. Or that I'm dating every single lesbian I know. AND, apparently, I'm not allowed to have female friends because I'm a lesbian and any girl that I hang out with is automatically a lesbian too... Yeah. Gotta love the ghetto subs.
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:06 am
Because I am a straight ally, then I am in the closet.
Because I am French, then I am stuck-up and snooty.
Because I am a nerd, I am no fun to be around.
Because I like to be myself and hold nothing back, I must be crazy.
Because I have many friends that are guys, I am a slut.
Because I care about the enviroment, I am a total hippie.
Because I love my family, I am a loser with no life.
Because I don't like football, I am a loser with no life.
Because my mother is a music teacher, I was forced to like music.
Because one of my friends is lesbian, she's going to force me to date her.
Because I have a boyfriend, I must have had sex.
Because I'm a dirty blonde, I'm a stupid slut.
Because I listen to indie bands, I must be a hipster.
Because I read Scott Pilgrim, I'm obsessed with manga/anime.
Because I am a clarinetist I have no personality.
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:55 pm
Because Im gay, I must be attracted to every single guy.
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:25 pm
-Because I am transgender, I must be mentally ill/unstable.
-Because I am an atheist, I must support mass-killings.
-Because I am gay, I must surround myself with only girls or something.
-Because I am flirtatious, I must be slutty and ready to get down with anyone.
-Because I am a skeptic, I must be narrow-minded.
-Because I am brutally honest, I must not have a heart.
-Because I get angry at people's atrocious acts,then I must be overly emotional and irrational.
-Because I am a vegetarian, then I must hate meat-eaters and want to bash them and judge them.
-Because I support animal rights, I must be violent and pugnacious.
-Because I am an anarchist, I must want to see all governments destroyed, not just altered.
-Because I don't consider myself a 'man', then I must be overly frail and puny.
-Because I dye my hair, I must be a frustrated 'Goth'.
-Because I am a non-conformist and set my own trend, I must want to rebel.
-Because I am overly patient and not easily offended,then I must be unable to feel 'normal' emotions.
-- Loving this exercise.
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:33 pm
•I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too.
•I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
•I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
•I'm into theater & art, so I must be a homosexual.
•I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention.
•I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I must be gay.
•I'm young, so I must be naive.
•I speak my mind, so I must be a b***h.
•I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be doing them all.
•I'm a virgin so I must be prude.
•I eat at lunch, so I must be fat.
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:57 pm
because i wear black nail polish to church, i must be a witch(oh thank you for this one, pastor. >.<)
because i prefer to stay in my room, i must be stuck up.(thank you deddy.)
because i asked why i got the one chore i asked specificly not to have, im an ungrateful child.(thanks moma.)
because i pointed out to them that my parents were being hypocritical, imust not know my place.
because im still living wih my parents, i must not be allowed to date ANYONE.
because i listen to Evanescence, i must be considering suicide.
because was bipolar, imust be insane.
because my bipolar disorder did what te docters said and tuned into multiple personalities, i must be about to pull a columbine at my high school.
because i live in south alabama, i must be a stupid redneck.
woah, i like this, perfect venting matirial. ^w^
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