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 Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:32 am
Granted, but they didn't give you any pain killers before pulling them.
I wish my internet connection was not so slow.
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:19 pm
Granted. However, you can only use it to see one page a day.
I wish I was in the summer holidays right now.
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:33 pm
Granted, but you have to work for the whole time.
I wish that I didn't have to play an abused girlfriend for a video project.
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:00 pm
Granted, but it's a snuff film now and you're the one getting snuffed.
I wish that I could skip class tomorrow without any consequences.
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:29 pm
  Granted, but you get your days mixed up and end up skipping a different day and going to class tomorrow anyway. I wish I had a shiny red bicycle. 
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:30 pm
Granted, but your entire family worked themselves to death to get it for your, and now you're REALLY SAD!
I wish I could be as good a singer as any of those hotties on Glee.
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:43 pm
buzzkid24 Granted, but your entire family worked themselves to death to get it for your, and now you're REALLY SAD! I wish I could be as good a singer as any of those hotties on Glee. The hotties on Glee turn to old farts and their voices are now just a tad bit louder than a mouse squeak. Thus, your voice becomes the same way. I wish I had shark teeth.
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:06 am
Granted, but you forget about them and accidentally chew up your lips. They're nothing but a bloody pulp now.
I wish I had enough Gold to buy a Hyde's bloodlust
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:13 am
Granted, but nobody's selling them anymore! I wish I had a sammich.
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:41 pm
granted, but that sandwich is 100 years old and moldy and full of rat poop
i wish i had a spaceship
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:42 pm
Granted, but it doesn't fly, so it sits in your front yard collecting rust.
I wish I get picked for the gaia reality show I tried out for~~
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:29 am
Granted! But it turns out to be a medieval torture dungeon broadcast live to everywhere! And so everyone gets to watch you getting tortured to death, all around the world. Isn't that fun?
I wish I met some kind of supernatural creature.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:17 pm
Granted, but The Last Unicorn decides it doesn't like you and spears you through the stomach. I wish I had a million dollars.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:58 pm
Granted! But you spend it all very quickly, since you're not used to having a million dollars! So now you're broke.
I wish that bad things happen to all my enemies.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 1:29 pm
Granted, but they also happen to your friends.
I wish I didn't have a caffeine high right now neutral
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