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 Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 3:02 am
'Don't ******** with me. I ******** back.'
Bunch of stuff from OMG Facts:
'The total weight of all the ants on Earth is about the same as the weight of all the humans on earth. Ants also outnumber us a million to one! They also can lift weight twice their size! If they ever wanted to turn on us, they could just pick us all up and throw us in the ocean.'
'Women speak about 7000 words a day. The average man averages just over 2000.'
'Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command 'go hang yourself.''
'Yes, you CAN tickle YOURSELF! The only place you can tickle yourself is the top of your mouth. TRY IT. '
'McDonald's SALADS are more fattening than their burgers. '
'The Western Lowland Gorilla's scientific name is Gorilla gorilla gorilla. '
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 2:29 pm
@Bapp: OMG those are epic!!!! XD
Here's one:
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." -Found on a website (can't remember exactly where... sweatdrop )
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 4:36 pm
Nice one.
"Escalators cannot break. They can only become stairs. You will never see an escalator out-of-order sign, only 'escalator temporarily stairs - sorry for the convenience'" - Mitch Hedburg
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 1:01 am
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 3:02 am
(I'm happy to know I'm not the only one who stalks 4chan)
Quote from 4chan:
"He's so manly even his wife's a man."
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 3:54 am
so i herd you liek mudkips?'What's this? 'If you read this book of misfortune you'll be cursed for the next 30 years? Ha! Who would believe that? I didn't read it, so I'm fine, right?' - Allegretto, Trusty Bell - Eternal Sonata.
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 9:50 pm
It's better to find a whole worm in an apple than half a worm.
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 5:27 pm
'Well, I like to know how the wound is made, rather than one of you just showing up and bleeding on my floor'
-Rhys of Fire Emblem
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 11:44 pm
Yeahhhh FIRE EMBLEM!
The following sentence is grammatically correct: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
The word ''buffalo'' in the sentence has three meanings: the animal, the city in New York and the act of ''buffaloing'' which is another word for teasing or bullying. Here is another way of looking at the sentence: THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloed BY buffalo FROM Buffalo ALSO buffalo THE buffalo FROM Buffalo.''
Another grammatical puzzle is ''James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.''
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 7:30 am
...put so much spin on it, they'll get dizzy.
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:19 am
'So... what's shakin' in Haiti?'
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 2:46 pm
that's low man...
'What's that?'
I made ART!
'is...is it supposed to be something? cuz it looks like...'
DON'T SAY IT...yeah I see it, that was accidental
-English class today, when a classmate pointed out...err...yeah in my nonobjective art
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 4:04 pm
"Not gonna ask, I don't wanna know"
(you have no idea how many times I've said that during lunch in high school)
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 4:21 am
Art teacher: *chucks a roll of used correction tape on the floor* 'That's art.'
Friend: *chucks a roll of used correction tape on the floor* 'Art.'
Art teacher: 'No, that's littering. Pick it up.'
Friend: '???!!?!'
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 2:09 pm
'Isn't it weird that you're making it even more complicated in your quest to make it simple?'
-Me to my friend, who is 'simplifying' a drawing into pixellation
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