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 Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 11:47 pm
 Shuniji would have face-palmed as he felt the sudden familiarity of the skin-tight clothing, but that would have required moving his now polyester-bound limb closer to his face.
...The least the nut-job could have done was remove the mask during this hallucination.
However, once Shuniji actually caught on to what the guy was saying, he leaned in closer.
"Wait--He wants us to WHAT!?" Shuniji had actually joined his jumpsuit-wearing compatriot on the the floor--way too engrossed in the criterion of the mission to care about the implications.
Sure, this sounded like a suicide mission and definitely capable of leaving the entire squad a deformed mush of broken bones and slug ooze, but it was at the same time freaking awesome.
Hopefully, it would make up for missing out on seeing Goddamn Shukaku demonsplode all over the Chunin Exam.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 2:09 am
Bursting into a thousand tiny fragments silently like a bomb had gone off in his chest with the volume off, the odd ninja's voice still seemed to come from the same place,
"Yeah... the bossssss-man wantsssss you ssssspinelessss
wormssss to hunt the sssssix tail'sssss hossssst before he
hasssss an opportunity to essssscape... the guard asssssigned
to keep him ssssupressessssd hasssss meet with an oopssssie
and hisssss remainssss are now in a ssssspecial placcceee in
the afterlife resssssserved for the Otokage'sssss enemiessss."
The ninja said, perfectly mimicking the Kage's voice down to the malice that hung in every word, though his word-choice was clearly off.
"Yep- no bloody clue where the little bugger got off to but if you kids are gonna be getting it back in time for the tea party you might want to hurry. The Otokage's tea parties normally involve less frilly lacey thing Shuniji and more painful hurty proddy things like stitches would enjoy. Oh yeah- we don't have the six tailed beast. The Otokage wants you to go track him down and find him. Did I say that already? There is an echo in here... there is an echo in here... there is an echo in here....there is an echo in here... " Ranted the immaterial form of Virus as he simply spoke softer each time he said the phrase, "And this s**t be whack yo! So be coo' an' keep dis' s**t unda' da' radar diz-awgs!" He said instantly forming where he had been with a cloud headband replacing his normal "?" one.
"I like you... my name is what your name is." He said seeming to COMPLETELY forget where he was, who they where, and why he was there.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 3:16 am
Mosτ εvεяγoиε's mαd нεяε. . .╔══════════♪♫♪♫══════════╗
"....." You know this would have been hilarious if it was anybody but Seika. '********> She wore a very bitter look on her face, It took almost all her willpower to not just freak out and beat the crap out of the person closest to her: Which would be Shuniji. Though she was actually only bothered by her sudden replacement of clothing. Really bothered. Yet she continued to listen with only her eye twitching like she had some severe nerve problem. At least Seika could clearly decode the gay girl talk he seemed to have adapted. He/she IT. '******** hate IT.' She sent Shun a disgusted glare that clearly read. 'DUMBASS! STOP MAKING HIM REPEAT HIMSELF, I'M SICK OF BEING HERE!' At...least all her anger was conserved within her mind. Still, her facial expressions said otherwise. At this point she might as well have been sucking on a warhead. Her expressions seemed to rival the same look. When Seika tried to speak, all that came out was a small "Kck...Kck" She seemed to be holding back a bunch of vulgar language. SHE WAS NOT JOINING THEM ON THE FLOOR, IT'S STUPID LOOKING! Seika could clearly understand what their missions was the first time the pink THING mentioned it. She was half surprised that Shun couldn't decode the girlie language himself. 'FFFFFFFF....I wanna leave now.' Seika clenched the pant legs on the jumpsuit like an embarrassed schoolgirl and scowled, and with much resistance to rehearse the vulgar language alphabet she spoke. Only this time it was clear that she was holding back from saying anything mean. "Do...you understand now, Shun?" Which was code for 'Let's leave now before I gouge my eyes out.' Seika knew what the mission was. Funny pink man only repeated himself like three times.
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. . .γou maγ нαvε иoτιcεd τнατ
ι'm иoτ αℓℓ τнεяε mγsεℓғ.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 3:24 am
"Hope you enjoy the uniforms..." Came the fading voice as the world seemed to turn to gray and freeze. A sudden CRACK in reality found them all passed out on the floor, though their outfits where ACTUALLY the pink jumpsuits he'd had them in in their illusionary mission briefing. A few grains of pink "sand" fell out of their eyes, like the crust you get in the morning only finer. It fell harmlessly to the ground.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 4:21 am
 Surprisingly, Kaichou was acting like a well behaved being throughout the situation. He only eyed the Pink ninja curiously while standing behind the two with his hands stuffed in his pockets. It's not like he was in a situation to converse with them either. Even if he could talk! He'd probably say something about how itchy this jumpsuit was....Oh wait a moment. Oh god he had one too?! Kai made small happy grunts in the background while Shun and Seika were getting details on the mission. He actually liked the outfit. It was snazzy! Not only that, when Kaichou woke up. He stood up and made a loud grunting noise. His body was itching like crazy, but then he noticed that he had the same suit on! And so did Shun...and Seika, but she was nothing to get exited about, but Shun on the other hand! His features were godlike in that outfit. Did this mean Kaichou Cheshiru was in heaven? Did the Otokage Off him already?! Poor Kai would have had a heart attack, but felt there was a better approach to this situation. So he simply started moonwalking to whatever music was on a the moment. He also wondered if it had a buttflap...
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 5:17 am
Mosτ εvεяγoиε's mαd нεяε. . .╔══════════♪♫♪♫══════════╗
Seika slowly sat up from her sleeping position. She looked as if she had awaken from a daze, Though something didn't feel right, So she scratched her arm for a moment and noticed the pink...sleeve. "OH HELL ******** NO!" Oh god. Seika's worst nightmare had come to life, and there was nothing she could do about- wait. HOW DID THEY PUT THIS ON HER?! Her eyes widened in horror. The more she thought about it, gave her the assumption that she had been....oh god no. "WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN CLOTHES?!" She barked and drove her fist into the concrete ground. Of course it didn't break, but it did make her knuckles practically bleed. Seika...was not a happy camper, and she assumed her clothes were lost in the abyss, which made her absolutely livid that she had to be seen in this...pink monkey suit. Her attention was caught by Kaichou who was moon-walking in celebration of his new threads. 'That assramming hamster ********!' Seika shot up and swat the back of Kaichou's head, wearing a horrid scowl to match the stupid suit. "Cut that s**t out!" She hissed with anger, holding back the urge to just beat the living hell out of him. Seika then turned to Shun and seethed with even more anger than she had been holding back. Apparently she was blaming him for this. IT WAS HIS FAULT! She couldn't figure out why, but Seika was sure she'd find a reason, If not make one herself.
(Got permission for the auto-hit. ;D)
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. . .γou maγ нαvε иoτιcεd τнατ
ι'm иoτ αℓℓ τнεяε mγsεℓғ.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:00 pm
Kaichou Cheshiru 'Ouuuuch, b***h!' The moment Kaichou got swatted he winced and turned to Seika, giving her an angry glare. That hurt, and most of all he was tired of being slapped around by her. 'I mean...it would be okay if Shun was slapping me around. That's always nice.' His stitches stretched themselves as he revealed a faint smile crossing his lips. That was a nice thought, but his daydreaming was cut short by his now aggravated stitches. ''.......'' Smiling wasn't cool anymore. He needed to stop having such lewd thoughts about Shun. Though his mask seemed to act as a repellent that kept Kai from touching Shun's masculine chest. 'Teehee~! Masculine...' He snorted, which sounded more like a cat trying to hack up a fur-ball. So Kaichou was just standing there in a pink jumpsuit, left to his own thoughts. Whatever those may be, I'm sure we don't want to know.
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:39 am
Shuniji pulled himself up off the floor and rubbed at the mask's eye holes. He was slightly disturbed to find out the change of clothing had, in fact, not been an illusion.
Sure, he hated the outfit he'd been wearing earlier, but...
He paused. This was actually a really nice color. Maybe he could use it to remake his old jacket...
Oh, right! The mission! That thing.
"Alright, peons!" Shuniji stood up and clapped his hands together like an elementary school teacher. Frankly, the combination of the Oni Mask of Shame, tall sandals and pink jumpsuit were absolutely terrifying. The color scheme was literally that of a watermelon. Sadly enough, Shuniji still appeared more masculine than usual.
"Mission time; don't get distracted! The target was last seen being tested on. If we were to gather intel on said target, where would that imply we check first?"
Shuniji obviously had an answer in mind, but wasn't going to waste an opportunity to establish himself as team leader by asking rhetorical questions.
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:00 am
Mosτ εvεяγoиε's mαd нεяε. . .╔══════════♪♫♪♫══════════╗
Seika turned on her heel to face Shun as he spoke, and met him with the same glare. "You two look like ******** dorks." She remarked, having the same opinion about herself as well. This outfit was lame...Well, even if it sucked. This wasn't making anything better. "I tried to pick up some small hints from that pink man, but all I noticed was his headband change to the cloud villages. Though I doubt it has anything to do with the mission." She spoke almost instantly putting her own idea down. 'Chances were that was just his own random confusion. It probably had nothing to do with the mission.' But hey! it was some sort of idea, it's not like they had any better leads.
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. . .γou maγ нαvε иoτιcεd τнατ
ι'm иoτ αℓℓ τнεяε mγsεℓғ.
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:22 am
"...No, actually... No." One could just tell Shuniji was deadpan beneath that mask. It wasn't exactly clear what he was saying "no" to, just that it was probably meant as some sort of put-down towards Seika.
"You're one to talk, anyway. If anything, the jumpsuit on you is more provocative than your usual clothing, which was at least cluttered enough to detract from the concept that you are, in fact, female."
He paused. "Where do you think our old clothing went, anyway..?"
...It was probably better not to dwell on that. He shook his head to clear the thought.
"Anyway, I was going to say 'the laboratories', since this host was a research subject, the doctors over there would probably know more about this guy than we do. That would at least be the thorough, intelligent thing to do, but it appears we're running short on time." Shuniji shot the twins a look through his mask, "Besides, I don't think Lord Otokage picked our team for its strategic abilities anyway."
Shuniji continued quickly in order to interrupt any attempt to yell at him over his passive-aggressive insult.
"The creeper specifically mentioned our mission was to 'hunt the sssssix tail'sssss hossssst before he hasssss an opportunity to essssscape'," he managed an impressive mimicry of Virus's own impression, "So that implies the demon vessel is still somewhere in the Village, most likely headed for one of the exits. I say we head it off there near the gates."
Luckily for the team, Sound Village didn't have very many back doors, not that they were well known to begin with, so they had a pretty good chance of picking the right door to blockade.
"Shall we? Or are there any objections..?"
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:44 am
Mosτ εvεяγoиε's mαd нεяε. . .╔══════════♪♫♪♫══════════╗
Seika's eye twitched. "You know I would have noticed that IF I WASN'T DRESSED IN THIS STUPID UGLY, PINK, FREAK SUIT!" Apparently that was still bugging her. At this point it was doubtful she'd even be affected by insults because she was wearing one. Seika didn't read snake freak language like Shun did. Nor did she care to even try at the moment. "Fine-fine, you do whatever it is you eyesores do." But Seika wasn't going to move from her spot. There was no way she was going to be seen in this stupid suit that would even make her father pour gasoline on and set himself on fire. Oh...wait...that idea wasn't too bad.
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. . .γou maγ нαvε иoτιcεd τнατ
ι'm иoτ αℓℓ τнεяε mγsεℓғ.
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 11:40 am
Kaichou Cheshiru
Kaichou hadn't payed much mind to the both of them, seeing as how he couldn't talk this also meant he wasn't entitled to an opinion either. In this case it would be best if he didn't elaborate on it. So his boyfriend might as well be talking to Seika. Though she didn't seem to be co-operating at all. The pink suit was cool! How could she be so upset about it?! Pfft, it's probably the best article of clothing she's ever put on. "...." Then realized. Oh gross! He's checking out his own sister. 'That's so vile.' He cringed and resisted the urge to punch himself in the nards. Well...it didn't look like Seika was budging, and Kaichou wasn't going to sit here and get a second round of stitches on his a**. So...it was up to him to get her moving. Luckily. He knew his sister enough to figure out what would motivate her, but it meant Kai would have to do something he'd hate and much rather do it to Shun. He shrugged off his lewd thoughts and quietly made his way behind his sister. He stood there for a couple moments, shaking his head with much disapproval and proceeded with literally slapping her on the a** with a decent amount of applied force to get her attention, and then mentally scolded himself for the action. He continued with making a single handsign. 'Sexy Technique!' Kai was instantly engulfed in a huge puff of smoke. When it finally subsided, You could clearly see the beautiful nude woman was back.
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:45 pm
Mosτ εvεяγoиε's mαd нεяε. . .╔══════════♪♫♪♫══════════╗
Seika was much too busy sulking to even notice her twin sneaking his way behind her. It wasn't uncommon for people to cower behind Seika. Hell, even Shun used to use her for a meat shield. This was horrible. SHE COULDN'T SHOW HER FACE AROUND SOUND IN THIS STUPID OUTFIT! Ugh...This mission just ruined her day. Just when she was about to fall deeper into depression she felt a stinging pain on her rear. "OUCH, WHAT THE ********> Seika jumped and whirled around only to see a Naked...NO- NOT THIS AGAIN! "K-kai you idiot! Cut that out!" She demanded while rubbing her now sore rear, but her cries were all in vain. So she quickly turned towards Shun and began nudging him to move. "Okay, Shun. Let's go NOW! W-we'll follow your lead JUST LEAVE SO I CAN TOO!" Seika didn't feel too comfortable with staying here while her twin did strange things to himself and others. In this case she didn't want to be the victim or the one watching. 'Ewwwwwthat'sgross'
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. . .γou maγ нαvε иoτιcεd τнατ
ι'm иoτ αℓℓ τнεяε mγsεℓғ.
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:17 pm
...That mask really seemed to be saving Shuniji more than hindering him, as it once again concealed the expression of his eyes nearly bugging out of his head.
He was slowly-but-surely figuring out the allegory related to "wearing an emotional mask to hide one's shame", that he was probably supposed to be taking notes on, but really, Shuniji just wanted his face back.
He didn't need to be told twice to get a move on the mission, as he was pushed/dragged by Seika to the Village Gate.
"So help me, Kaichou, if you aren't back to normal by the time I turn around, I'm gonna--FFFFF, AT LEAST PUT A JUMPSUIT ON THAT THING!!"
Stop Kai Da Pop((I guess we're going to the Sound Village Boundary. ¦D))
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:34 pm
Kaichou Cheshiru
"Kehehe~!" The naked girl giggled, making one last suggestive pose before skipping after the two. At least his plan worked! Though he could clearly recall everytime he used this skill something bad happened to him. Karma maybe? Nah, more like just horrible luck.
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