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 Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:25 pm
Granted, but it's so squishy you get sucked into it and regurgitated as a spew of blood and gore, lol NOES reference.
I wish I has a time traveling Delorean.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:55 pm
You get stuck in time, and there's no Doc to help you
I wish my computer was running quicker
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:31 pm
Granted, but your computer grows legs and runs away. Jeez, what did you expect?
I wish I had a dead dog.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:19 pm
Cameron Edgewood I wish I has a time traveling Delorean. That was totally my wish two pages ago, haha. Granted. You have a zombie dog that attacks you in your sleep and eats your brain. I wish I were an Animorph.
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:07 pm
The government captures you and puts you through many horribly embarassing and painful tests.
I wish I could find more webcomics to read.
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:08 pm
Granted, but they all suck.
I wish Beavis and Butt-Head would have more episodes.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:20 am
Granted, but they're rediculously censored.
I wish I could know what I got on the ACT sooner! COME ON! 5-8 WEEKS!?
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:05 pm
Granted. They speed through the processing and miss every other question. Have fun finding a decent college with that failing grade.
I wish my computer were fixed. Bleh.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:11 pm
Granted, but he beats you up afterward, because even computers don't like to get neutered.
I wish I had a pencil sharpener.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:21 pm
Granted, but it's an alien pencil sharpener, and you aren't able to use it without taking off your arm.
I wish for a nother gamecube controller that works
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:06 am
Granted, but it only works the corners.
I wish I had a Zelda 3 cartridge.
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:43 pm
granted, but it malfunctions and explodes
I wish I could see the future!
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:46 am
Granted, but the entire future becomes a mirror and everything reverses.
I wish everything wasn't so busy (damn olympics...)
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:14 am
Granted. You just froze time, but yourself along with it, and you're the only one that knows it's frozen and you can't unfreeze yourself.
On that note, I wish for complete control over time. Like Molly Moon!
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:22 am
Granted, but instead you get control of time like Hiro Nakamura, and die of a brain tumor.
I wish my nose wasn't stuffed up
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