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 Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:14 am
Today, I was putting away some clothes in my closet when I noticed that I still had a Barbie rack hanging on the inside of the door. What's more, Ken's arm was raised in a way that looked like he was trying to give Xena a high-five. I raised her arm so she could return it. Then I turned Gabrielle to high-five Barbie, and made Stacy and Theresa reach across an empty slot to try to complete a high five that shall never be. MLIA
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:16 pm
Today, I loaded YouTube intending to look up "Earthquake" by The Used. I ended up watching a music video of "Tarzan and Jane" by Barbie Young starring the cast of Lazytown. MLIA
Today, I bumped a thread that maybe I should have let die because I thought something funny happened. MLIA
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:19 pm
Today, I finally actually looked at Kitty's avatar and loved it. MLIA
I'll be taking my roommates job XD MLIA
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:51 pm
Today, I realized I write stories better if I'm using the Times font. MLIA
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:50 pm
Today, I came home to find my mother trying to make our cat do DDR by using the laser pointer. He wasn't very good. MLIA
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:14 pm
I was buying polar fleece, and was waiting in line holding the bolt when I realized there was something hard inside. reaching in, I found a pair of scissors. I immediately said 'free toy inside!' MLIA
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:37 am
Today, I was watching Who's Line is It Anyway on YouTube, and Drew Carey said "It's eleven a clock, do you know where Wayne Brady is?" It really was eleven a clock, but I have no idea where Wayne Brady is. MLIA
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:03 pm
Today, I was eating gummi bears, and I had them contemplate their impending doom in high pitched voices as they were sucked into the gaping maw. I'm twenty-two. MLIA
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:17 pm
Today, I was typing out what I was thinking and accidentally put "thinking" in quotation marks instead of the thought. MLIA
Today, I was typing "looking for a place to put my new gun" and thinking "I want to eat some graham crackers", and wound up typing "I was looking for a place to eat my new gun" MLIA
Today, I was looking for a place to put my new gun and decided it shouldn't go in the same drawer as my book of angsty rants. MLIA
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:24 am
Today I realized that I only find one thing more comical than this thread right now: My own life XD MLIA
My cat decided that my sandwich was a really good place to sit for a while. That was the last of the bread. MLIA
I finally found an mmorpg that I really love, and now the computer is bein all crappy about it. MLIA
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:52 am
Today I stayed up a bit late and right as I was falling asleep my Dad's alarm clock went off. He wouldn't turn it off. FML.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:06 am
Today, someone quoted "Today, my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a vampire, so I dumped him. MLIT." to me. My immediate response was "Of course you wouldn't. You need to drink your sire's blood as well to become embraced." Honestly, what are they teaching in schools these days? MLIA
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:46 am
I'm having night terrors again and I believe my tonsils are swelling up...again. MILA
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:52 am
I ate cheerios for breakfast. MLIA.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:06 am
It's Spring Break. And I have a math formula stuck in my head. MLIA.
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