Growing Pains, pt. 2We`rika took a moment to do his daily count of Sevilin's candy jar. And surprisingly, it was staying fairly constant. Very surprising. Usually it runs out by Wednesday, but it was Friday and there was still half the jar left. Maybe he was maturing and learning self-control.
He snorted. Yeah, right. And We`rika was just a
social drinker. Now that he thought about it, the little frei had been very quiet lately and overall quite moody.
Maybe he was turning diabetic. Great, one more problem to pay for in this world. But he was pretty sure you needed blood to have diabetes. Taking a piece of candy from the tray, he slinked back into the living room, eying Sevilin who sat silently on the couch. "So I saw yer candy jar. Still pretty full..."
"Is it?" The sea fairy kept his composure perfectly, idly flipping through the channels.
"Yeah, I was pretty surprise... since, ya know, ya ea' so many a day, ya usually canno' ge' through th'whole week...." The shaman stepped around the couch and sat down, skeptical. "You know.... now tha' ya have such self-control... I may jes..... star' cuttin' back yer supply--"
"No! Dun do th--" Sevilin stopped himself and huffed, angry that he was so easily tricked.
"You haven' been brushin' have ya?"
"Of course I have!" But his last words betrayed him as his tooth twinged and his face twisted in stinging pain.
"Then there's no reason no' ta have a piece of candy.... Here, since you've been so hones' with me. I' can be you reward..."
"I DUN WAN' I'!" Floating off the couch, he made his way to his bedroom.
"Yes you do! YOU EA' THIS PIECE OF CANDY OR SO HELP ME I'LL--" What would hit Sevilin hard? "I'll take Ferdinand..."
"NO! You wouldn't!" Not his stuffed armadillo!
"I would! I will!"
"Noo, We`rika dun!!!" The blue raevan ran to his bed and flung himself over his plushies to protect them.
"Dun hurt them!""Jes take one bi--"
"Nooo!" A plushie hurled across the room, hitting a flinching We`rika in the arm. Sacrifices had to be made! Bell had died bravely.
"Yes! Ea' i'!"
"NEVAR! Wha--Dun you dare!" His guardian moved to grab him. "STAY BACK!" But in a small room, Sevilin couldn't even get off his bed before We`rika pinned him down.
The shaman simply waited until his son opened his mouth and plopped the piece of taffy in. He sat up and watched Sevilin yowl and spit the sugary sweetness out on his bed. "AHA! I knew i'! You are no'... BRUSHIN'"
"Bu'! Brushing is soo gaaay....""... Ya dun even know wha' tha' means..."
"Uh, yes I do! Is where a guy, like, takes it up th b--""OH MY GOD, SHU' YER MOUTH!!" We`rika reared back in horror, scandalized beyond all reckoning. Such filth should not come out of his angel! "Ya hafta brush! Ya ea' so much sugar, is no' good for your teeth! AND NOW THERE'S PROOF!"
"Wha! ... You never brush!""Uhh, I dun ea' sugary crap. And I brush! I brush after--" Ehhhh, censure that thought. "I brush okay?" Huffing, We`rika watched his ward for a moment. "And now ya have a cavity. And I hafta pay for tha' Ugh SEEV!"
"I'm sorry, okay?! Jeez... Where you going?"The shaman began shuffling back into the living room. "I'mma gonna find a dentist... somehow...."
"... What's a dentist?"