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Valve is trying to port it to the 360. And I am anxious. I want the Air Burst.

Ahhh, I see. ^_^ Then I'll just have to find episodes online somewhere.

Prison Break is canceled for next season.

Just thought I'd let you know.

Never watched any of them, so I don't really care...plus I don't have TV in my apartment.

I missed my thread of awesome.

And I bring you the infamous meeting of two very special people. rofl

Ruby: A bell rang throughout the HQ anouncing the arrival of someone at the door. Ruby hopped off Arch's bed with a cheer. "Someone's here." She smacked the angel's butt on her way out, completely forgetting that Bobby and she were playing hide and seek. She ran down the several flights of stairs and made it to the door, she pushed Seth out of the way and yelled "Hello!"

Artemis: "Hello?" Artemis called back, looking up into the peephole with a smile. "May I come in?" She could sense someone's death approaching, the girl who called out to her, although the sense of death quickly faded into nothing.

Seth sad (The door is open Artemis icon_xd.gif ))
*Seth almost loses his balance but regains it* What the hell Ruby?! *angery glare in his eyes*


Ruby: Ruby shrugged, "You're the expert on hell, darlin'"
She pulled Artemis into the entryway. "What're you here for? Who're you here for? Do you know how long it's been since we had a visitor?"

Artemis: Artemis was surprised as Ruby pulled her in. "Um. I'm here to join the Heroes! And...I don't know...somebody who needs help? And no, how long has it been?"

Ruby: Ruby nodded, taking it all in. "That's good, we need folks to help us. Mmhm,that's what we generaly like to do too. And it's been about 2 days, TWO DAYS!" She smiled, "I'm Ruby by the way, the cranky one in the corner is Seth--he's a demon and will eat you if he's hungry, but it's nothing personal, and he's pretty good at taking out the trash on tuesdays."

Artemis: "Umm. Is that a bad thing? The visitors?" She looked around, taking in the scenery. "I like it here! It's quite nice. Oh yes. I'm Artemis by the way." She held he hand out to Ruby with a smile.

Seth:*Seth crossed his arms over his chest, and looks at Artemis menacingly*"I'm not that bad, Ruby"


Ruby: "Artemis?" Ruby frowned....."you poor thing what were your parents thinki.....I mean lovely name, very unique. And yes, no visitors in two days is a very bad thing. It gets kinda stuffy in here with all the boys."
She glanced at Seth, "Oh, I know, sug, you're sweet as pie, wouldn't hurt a fly....unless you were hungry. Need a hug?"

Seth: *rolls his eyes at Ruby* "Whatever." *turns and walks awaydown the hallway his long cloak dragging behing him*


Bobby: Bobby, still standing in the hall outside of Arch's room, was caught by surprise when Ruby went blasting by him. A moment later, he heard her feet on the stairs, and followed. As he approached the front hall, he could hear her talking to someone, so he hung back around the corner for the moment.

Seth:*nods to Bobby as he passes him in the hall and continues on his way*

Artemis: Artemis glared a tiny bit, but then smiled again. "Your name was Ruby right? You shouldn't be talking about names..." She looked around again. "You're the only girl here?"

Ruby: Ruby shrugged, "Well I didn't used to be...but some of the others kinda wandered away or disappeared." She leaned in close with a whisper. "I think Seth ate 'em."

Artemis: Artemis nodded, and then looked up the stairs. "I'll keep an eye on him then..." She looked around yet again. "What do you have to eat around here?


Ruby: "I'm sure there's somethin' or other in the fridge." Ruby smiled, and motioned her to the elevator. As Artemis passed in front, Ruby sighed in relief, at least she had the better butt.

Artemis: (LOL! You're just saying that because she's in tight jeans...)
Artemis passed by Ruby and muttered "What a flabby butt..." She stepped into the elevator, and waited for Ruby.

Ruby sad ....it's an acknowledged fact that Ruby has the best butt in Haven *raspberry*)
Ruby smiled sweetly and pushed the button on the elevator. That's not her real haircolor....wannabe redhead b***h "So where are you from Artie? I can call you Artie right, good." She didn't wait for an answer on the name, just smiled all friendly like.

Artemis:Artemis smiled at Ruby. "Artie? Sounds good!" b***h! Don't call me that! "I'm from the northwest. What floor is the kitchen on Rub? Mind if I call you that?"

Ruby: Ruby grinned, and pushed the number "Northwest, I should have known by your accent...it must have been hard growin' up there, I heard they let their girls run wild without any proper upbringin at all. Sad how the world works these days." Rub?! You whore.....stupid Yankee whore.....and you talk like John wayne...b***h.

Artemis: Artemis shrugged and then smiled. "Some of them. You're from the South, right? I hear that you're all really nice down there." She's probably shown LOTS of guys the 'Southern Hospitality.' Damn skank. Look at those clothes.

BD: ((I feel I must interupt this to simply say " xd xd xd "))
Ruby: "Southern born raised," Ruby nodded and walked out the elevator. "Now I'll give you a bit of a warnin', the boys may be a bit friendly here...and you may think their interested in somethin'...but you have to understand, they're all gay." That's right, b***h, stay away from my men. "I just thought I should let you know, 'fore you got yerself into an awkward situation."

Artemis: Artemis nodded, and followed out the elevator. "Ah...I see. Thanks for the tip." Ha! Yeah right. If they were gay, that would be because you turned them gay. Skank.

Ruby: "Anytime, hon," Ruby smiled, she pointed to the kitchen, "we got some canned beans in the cupboard, good source of protein and fiber, if you need to go on a diet." Ruby kinda raised an eyebrow at Artemis' midsection. "And when you're done in here I can show you to your room. We're out of dorms, but we can find a place for you in the garage, we got a good sized storage closet."

Artemis: Artemis nodded. "That sounds good! I'll be fine on the couch. By the way, what diet are you using?" She cocked her head to one side with a ditzy smile. If either of us needs a diet, that would be you. God I hope I don't have to save your life.

Ruby:"I mostly keep active, I'd rather have a healthy well-rounded body, than be a bulimic sallow-faced girl, with no color, and a dependance on society's position on physical beauty to describe her ideal look." She smiled, "what's the world comin' to, no?" I'm going to kill you in your sleep you horsefaced slut. "Are you sure you want the couch? That's the usual homebase for the boys' gay lovefest."

Artemis:"Yes, that is a good way to stay healthy." Are you calling me bulimic? Watch it whore, I'll puke on you and show you bulimic. "And I'll be fine there. I'm sure they could find another place." What, do you send them out to the couch when they've served their purpose at night?

Ruby:"Anything else I can help you with?" Like help you die? Ruby sat up on the counter, swinging her legs. "I think you'll probably like it here." I'm going to make your stay miserable.

Artemis: Artemis looked around. "Umm...I don't know actually." You could go kill yourself. Then I wouldn't have to save you... She smiled and then nodded. "Yeah, I think I will." I'm going to screw your life up so badly...

Ruby: Ruby jumped off the counter and gave her a hug...a tight, strangling hug, "Wer'e going to be best friends, arent' we."

Bobby: Bobby steps into the kitchen. "There you are Ruby, I was wondering where you were hiding. Is this another one of your cousins?"

Ruby: "Bobby!" Ruby shoved Artemis into the kitchen closet, shutting the door. "Who? what? where? I was just gonna come look for you, it's your turn to hide......go hide....now..."

Bobby:"That girl you were talking to - the one in the closet..."


Artemis: Artemis smacked her head on a broom when she was shoved into the cabinet. Ouch! b***h! If I could kill you... She pushed on the door, trying to get out.

Ruby: Ruby shoved the closet shut, kicking it a few times. "What girl? Bobby have you been drinking again? I know you had that flask of Arch's. I'm gonna count to 59, and you can go hide....."

Artemis: The door had moved a tiny bit, and when Ruby shoved it, it came back and hit Artemis in the head. "Ugh!" She yelled, falling backwards and knocking over a large abount of buckets, brooms, and cleaning supplies. I'm SO going to mess up your life whore! (I really wanted to say buckets, brooms, and pomeranians...)

BD: Chris, who had been watching the whole thing from his usual spot at the kitchen table, laughed to himself. It had been a while since he had done anything.... anything at all (like, move from the table) So, he spoke up. "Yeah bobby, I don't know what the hell you're talking about." Then, just to be an a**, he put a force wall next to the door, to help ruby keep it closed while streak was there.

Ruby: Ruby looked up surprised, "Chris?! How long have you been here?" She kicked at the door again. "Be quiet we're being attacked." She whispered to the closet. "I'm tryin to save your life!."

BD: "Me?" He thought for a moment. "About a week and a half now."

Artemis: Artemis, who could hear every bit of their conversation, rolled her eyes and decided to give her the benefit of the doubt. "Oh, okay!" God I wish I could kill you right here...maybe I could put you into a situation where you would die and I wouldn't be able to save you...

Bobby:"59? I'd better get moving then. He turns and heads back toward the stairs."

Ruby:"59, 58, 57...." Ruby yelled out, and then backed away from the closet, sitting next to Chris. "How much do you know?"

BD: "I know about as much as everybody else." He said simply. "Is there something else I should know?"

Ruby: "No, nothing at all." Ruby sneaked in close, "She used to be a man, so you know."

Artemis: Artemis started kicking the door as hard as she could. "I heard that, b***h!"

Ruby: Ruby yelled at the closet, "Stay in there, hon, I'm tryin' to save your life out here...there's tons of monsters....and...um....demons, evil big ones with claws." She banged on a few pots and turned on the blender to emphasize her battle.

Seth: *walks past the kitchen, a little irritated that no one in this damned place knew how to be at least a little quiet*
"Stop with the damned noise already!" *he yells as he stands in the doorway, he has now taken his demonic form finding it more comfortable for some reason*

Ruby: Ruby turned off the blender and stopped banging on pats on pans. "I was just testin' your ears, sug. No need to shout and test mine, they work just fine."

Artemis: Artemis took the pause in the banging to kick the door as hard as she could. When it didn't move, she yelled out some obscenities, and then clutched her leg. "Let me out!"

Ruby: Ruby walked over to the door an opened it. "I defeated the bad guys, you can come out now." She scowled and walked back to the table.

Bobby: Still standing by the door to his room, Bobby could hear the noise from the kitchen. Ruby seemed to have stopped counting, but she wasn't coming after him yet.

Seth: *Seth started walking away while mumbling to himself* "testing my damned ears. Stupidest thing I've ever heard..."

Aloud: *gigglesqueak* "This is hilarious!"
~~~
xd

Another old favorite. I was so mean to Jon's characters....*sigh*

Sahaqiel: Umbra smiled as Ruby said she didn't know him, and shrugged, his grin hidden beneath his scarf.

Ruby:Ruby held out her hand "Ruby St. Clair"

Sahaqiel:Umbra smiled again, shook her hand, and then etched "Umbra" into her hand.

Ruby:Ruby looked down, "what....my bra showin' or somethin?" She was thinking he had written "um...bra"

Sahaqiel:Umbra paused for a moment, trying to figure out what she was saying. After a moment, he blushed a little and then took her hand again, and etched "name" into it.

Ruby:Ruby blinked giving Umbra an odd look, "I''ve never thought about namin'' my undergarments before sug, sorry....but if you really want, I spose I could call it Susan."

Sahaqiel:Umbra gaped at Ruby for a moment, and then shook his head.

BD sad If you just got a friggen piece of paper you could avoid that.)
((Or even a speak and spell))

Ruby:"Don't like the name Susan?" Ruby asked looking dissapointed...." how 'bout Jennifer?"

Sahaqiel:Umbra stared at her again, and then placed his hand on his face out of frustration. He stood up, and pulled a Tarzan. ('Me Tarzan, you Jane' kind of thing)

Ruby: Ruby kind of stared, "Hon, I ain't givin' you my bra."

Sahaqiel:Umbra gaped yet again, and then his eye gave an involuntary twitch. He sighed, and rolled his eyes before sitting back down on the bench.

Ruby:He heard a soft sigh, and then a moment later Ruby nudged him. She held out her bra in her hand. ".... if you're gonna be all dramatic about it."

Sahaqiel:Umbra jumped a little at the bra, and then paused for a second. He rolled his eyes again, and then took the bra and stashed it in his cloak.