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 Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:22 pm
Kratos catches himself by flaring out his wings just before he is able to pass the rim of the pot. He flies over and lands at a good distance across from Neji.
"Now that was rather unwise, because..."
"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" scream evil
Azura, with an intensely angry and deranged expression on her face, comes flying out of nowhere toward Neji, with a 5-foot scalpel aimed for his back.
"...cue Yandere Azura." o_o;;
Realizing that there is no one around to throw anything into the pot, Kratos throws in a Mana Fragment.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:38 pm
(this is going to be naruto related) does a series of handsigns (as fast as kakashi which means faster than the human eye can follow) and activates and item summoning jutsu. smoke appears around neji and just as the scalpel hits *clang* as the smoke disappears it is revealed that neji is clad in his custom armor magically forged from some of the strongest materials known (diamond and titanium just to name 2). sorry azura but you should know that i could get hit by a fully loaded semi truck going over 100 mph and still remain relatively unharmed. a five foot scalpal isnt even going to leave a scratch. and good luck finding a semi, there arent any for miles...
throws the now blade bent scalpel into the pot.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:18 pm
Kratos sighed. "Yet another one who is unfamiliar with the Yandere condition. She cannot listen to you now, she's in a fit of insanity. Because you threatened some sort of harm on me, her love for me drives a will to kill the offender by any means possible, no matter what it takes."Azura now summons into her hands a pair of large fine-edged cleavers, just like the kind Yandeloid Juon Kiku uses. They are forged from diamond and titanium themselves. With crazed laughter, she charges for Neji again.
"HOW DARE YOU THREATEN HARM UPON KRATOS-SAMA!!!"Kratos sighs again, and throws a passing Eggbear into the pot.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:45 pm
i said those materials were only 2 of the materials used in the making of my armor. there are others including rune metal which is legendary for how strong it is (from runescape), berilium, osmium, tungsten, iron and carbon. it is layered on the inside with carbon fiber and under that i wear a hardened leather vest. it has also been blessed by the gods themselves and due to that it has even greater defensive properties, to me and only to me it weighs much less, and i have greater mobility than normal. check out my shield here as well. (let me know if the link ever doesnt work, even a year from now) throws some cobalt into the pot.(yay for radiation)
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:43 pm
Kratos facepalmed. "I just told you that in her blind fit of insanity that she cannot hear you."
Azura, bearing a twisted smile, continues to strike at the armor, but finding it has no effect, her rage begins to build up and form an eerie black aura around her. The black aura steadily increases her strength. She smartens up and squints to look for openings. There, a crack underneath the helmet. She aims the fine edge of one of her cleavers into that crack, connecting with flesh and swiping Neji's head off his shoulders.
"Heehee...hahahah....ahahahah...." twisted
She proceeds to mount her cleavers on her back and began to peel the armor off with her bare hands. Yes, it was supposed to be heavy to her, but her Black Aura of Yande-Rage boosted her strength enough to only have minor struggles with it. Once she got all the layers of the torso off, she drew her cleavers again and chopped into more flesh, laughing evilly with each stroke.
"NOT MY KRATOS-SAMA!!! NOT MY KRATOS-SAMA!!!" scream
Kratos' eye makes a little twitch at her deranged screaming as he watches her go at it. Soon, he find's Neji's head rolling to a stop past his feet. He shrugs, picks it up by the hair, and decides to toss it into the pot.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:20 pm
hey guys, what're you?.....OH......-catches a chunk of Neji-.....well that's gross...oh well. -tosses it into the pot-
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:51 pm
*pokes head into doorway* Hi there! did you really think that was me? im a ninja with skills beyond what sheena could ever even imagine. that was my armor yes but before the smoke cleared i excaped. my body double doll is realistic, no?" *pulls head from doorway before azura can react* azura then appears out of NOWHERE right where what SHOULD HAVE BEEN behind neji. but azura's cleavers merly strike the ground. wtf?
*sploop* it appears that a shepards pie has been dropped into the pot...
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:57 pm
Kratos smirks. "I have to admit I'm impressed...in the sense that your stubbornness is taking Azura's Yandere Rage to new heights. No one's ever pushed it this far, and you seem to keep pushing it farther.
...You've basically pushed her to the point where she's accumulated enough power like that of a goddess."
What was seen earlier was an illusion created by the Aura of Yande-Rage. A very realistic illusion. By now, the aura has reached a point where, unbeknownst to Neji, it has expanded to envelop all and enabled Azura the ability to bend reality. She has discreetly spread many of herself into every nook and cranny. Now, wherever Neji will go, he will find an Azura. And that Azura will brutally shred Neji to a bloody pulp. If that one "wasn't real", another Azura will find Neji anyway and repeat the process. If that one is claimed "not to be real" either, this little "game" will just keep going until the real Neji is found and killed.
"You'll never escape me until you're nothing more than a bloody smear on the ground." twisted
The distorted reality that Azura has created seems to have ash falling from the sky. Some of it falls into the pot, causing a tall column of black smoke to arise.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:20 pm
eek
ummm....does that distorted reality permiate that weirdly name material that blocks the entrance to the seal of fire at the beginning of the game?
domo appears and spits a dead kitten in the pot...thats domo for you, every time things get weird domo kills a kitten...
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:05 pm
Natoe sits and watches the entire show, "This is better than cable." He then catches it all on camera and as the film roll into the pot.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:06 pm
"Polycarbonate? Of course it does."
Noticing that Neji is just standing there, the Azura in proximity leaps at him again with her cleavers.
Another Azura by the pot throws a chunk of polycarbonate into it.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:34 am
Vance walks behind one of the Azuras and taps her on the shoulder.
Are you sure all of this is necessary? He didn't actually HURT Kratos...maybe you should cut him some slack...
Vance then grabs the cleavers out of Azura's hands and throws them into the pot.
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:50 am
Kratos takes Azura by the wrist and sharply pulls her away before she can manage to kick Vance in the nuts. "A Yandere Rage is blind to all; remember that. She's berserk." >_>
"...And no, I will not do that one thing that snaps her out of it, here, of all places." =_=
Sticking to the theme of the thread, another Azura throws in a vial of nitro glycerine, which surprisingly did not cause an explosion.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:07 am
the cleavers slice into...a tree stump...covered in one of the worst neji disguises yet. "wow she really is blind!" a chunk of the stump flies into the pot meanwhile an azura finds herself surrounded by 50 neji's. (shadow clones for reference, meaning that when defeated they burst into smoke) EDIT:  looks like kratos tried the potluck...
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:46 am
"Still think she's pushing it, Vance? And no, I did not try the potluck. That's an impostor." He lifts the impostor's head to reveal that it's the Impostor Genis dressed as him.
Knowing those shadow clones were not real with her enhanced senses, that Azura extends an extremely long energy blade from her palm and does off with all of them in one spin. After retracting her energy blade back into her palm, she gathers all the smoke into a sphere by means of telekinetic power, and throws that sphere of smoke toward the pot. She narrowly misses, but the Azura nearby catches it and places it into the pot herself.
Meanwhile, the millions of other Azuras lie in wait at every corner for a Neji to cross.
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