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SykotikKytten


Precious Treasure

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:01 pm


i would say since this is an "official" thread, much like teh quest and pyp threads, that i would be ok to "necro" it.
O.o;
Since noone has a problem with those two, or teh new years thread being brought up.
But i could be wrong.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:02 pm


Lol crazy fourm

M0ng00se


[Raine]

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:08 pm


SykotikKytten
i would say since this is an "official" thread, much like teh quest and pyp threads, that i would be ok to "necro" it.
O.o;
Since noone has a problem with those two, or teh new years thread being brought up.
But i could be wrong.

You are so right! "The Creator X" Dude was all like, "You newbs can't do this!"
But I was all like, WTF?!? It said OFFICIAL! plus, it was on teh LINKS STICKY! scream scream scream
I know how to manage guilds!!!
But anyway.. I hope they see it our way!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:12 pm


i've talked to K!ng, teh Captain of teh guild.
And He says that teh "No Necroing" rule does NOT apply to teh Suite's Official threads.
3nodding
So, post away, and have a nice day!
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SykotikKytten


Precious Treasure


[Raine]

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:14 pm


Yay for King! 3nodding
He is a good guild leader.
Just like muah! xd
Buahahaha!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:20 pm


Yay for jokes... heart
OK!!!

"Uncle Caveman"

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat
one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman
was a bear.

[Raine]


Scribble Cloud

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:32 pm


A skeleton walks into a bar. He asks for a beer and a mop.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:46 pm


XD I got one!

Okay. This might offend someone, but I dont find it much offensive, and I am some of these.

A man walked up to a black man, a white man, and a mexican man. He asked them what had they seen that day that was green, pink and yellow. The black man says " I saw a green truck, a pink purse, and a yellow flower." The white man says "I saw a green laptop, and pink bookbag and a yellow couch." The mexican says " The phone went "green~green" I pinked it up, and I said "Yellow!"

Prinny Raid


Ythan

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:50 pm


A woman has a baby. The nurse takes it away for a while to run some tests, make sure it's healthy. She brings it back in a few hours. When she comes into the room, she drops it head first, then picks it up by the feet and smacks in on the wall. The woman screams, "What are you doing to my baby?!" The nurse laughs and says, "April Fools, it was already dead."
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:51 pm


this may also offend many, many, MANY people, so, please, I warned you!!!
(we really shouldn't be putting these offensive ones anyways.. sweatdrop )

Ok, what noises do an old water-sprinkler make?

s**c, s**c, s**c, c***k! niggah' niggah' niggah'

sweatdrop I'm kind of offending myself there cause I'm asian, but, you know, all for a joke! sweatdrop whee

[Raine]


[Raine]

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:52 pm


Ythan
A woman has a baby. The nurse takes it away for a while to run some tests, make sure it's healthy. She brings it back in a few hours. When she comes into the room, she drops it head first, then picks it up by the feet and smacks in on the wall. The woman screams, "What are you doing to my baby?!" The nurse laughs and says, "April Fools, it was already dead."

O_O
...
Omigush...
what's WRONG with you?! gonk crying






Cause THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! rofl heart
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:53 pm


[Raine]
this may also offend many, many, MANY people, so, please, I warned you!!!
(we really shouldn't be putting these offensive ones anyways.. sweatdrop )

Ok, what noises do an old water-sprinkler make?

s**c, s**c, s**c, c***k! niggah' niggah' niggah'

sweatdrop I'm kind of offending myself there cause I'm asian, but, you know, all for a joke! sweatdrop whee
xd

Ythan


[Raine]

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:56 pm


Hmm... more jokes, more jokes...
OH! Old granny jokes!


What smells like pee, and goes in and out?

Your grandma doing the hokey-pokey!

sweatdrop
There are better granny jokes... they're all references to sex though. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:57 pm


[Raine]
Hmm... more jokes, more jokes...
OH! Old granny jokes!


What smells like pee, and goes in and out?

Your grandma doing the hokey-pokey!

sweatdrop
There are better granny jokes... they're all references to sex though. sweatdrop
After the last few, that's nothing. D:

Ythan


[Raine]

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:59 pm


That is true. Especially the church one, holy crap that was funny!
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