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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:27 pm


me and megan were wandering around in a cave when this happened:

Megan: how did i get involved in this?
Me: i wanted you to come along.
Megan: ...
Me: this cave has bats.
Megan: how do you know?
Me: i stepped in a pile of bat s#!+
Megan: eeew you need to get it off your shoe.
Me: i know that....did you know that some people eat guano? and there's guano in mascara.
Megan: what's guano?
Me guano is bat- *is cut off by megan*
Megan: eeeeeeeewww!
Me: yep...*hears megan screaming* what now?
Megan: *has a bat tangled in her hair* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!! gonk scream
Me: da-na na-na-na-na na-na batrape! xd *gets the bat out of megan's hair safely*
Megan: that was so not funny!! scream scream
Me: *snickers*
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:42 pm


PM from Rose.

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Fine. I had coffee this morning from Panera Bread and I have never had it before and it's strong and I think I am hyper!!!!!! RAWR!!! ummmmm yeah. I have almost completed all my work for the day and and and and and WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gots skeletons attacking me! I ish so hot even the dead want me!!!! xd : sorry I ish crazy!

xD

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:29 pm


The dumbest thing I've ever done was jump in a Jupiter Jump...and I got dog-piled.....by a bunch of little kids.........and the sad thing is that this happened just over this past summer..... -_-;They got me good too. I was stuck. I just got squished and lied there yelling for help. I was trapped in there for 15 minutes before some guy heard my shouting, trying to throw kids off me, and reached in to pull me out...-_-;;....it was not a pleasant experience...here's the gist of what happened.

Random Kids= RK
Random little Boy= RLB
Random guy= RG

Me: *has been trapped into taking brother to giant blow-up play structures of doom*-_-....
Lil Bro: They have a Jupiter Jump!! I'm going on it!
Me: 0_0!!.....>.>;; *wants to go too but is too old* >-<;;
Lil Bro: YAAAYY!! *jumps in and bounces everywhere*
Me: >__<;;.........*wants to go sooo bad*
RK: WHEEEE!! YAAHH!! YAAAAYY!!
Me: *cant take it anymore and jumps in too* XD!!
RK:........
Lil Bro: ..........
RLB: ...........GET ER'!!!!! DOOOOOOG PIIIIILE!!!! XD *tackles Ash*
Me: *is knocked over and cant get up because of the not solid floor* gonk
RK: .....WHOO HOO!!! *join in tackling Ash until she is squished under a pile of little kids*
Me: HEEEELLPPPP!!!! I'M BEING EATEN ALIIIIVE!!! *tries to squirm away but cant and is crushed under the worst group hug ever* gonk
Lil Bro: ............0_o;;........*sneaks out*
Me: GET OFF!!-WHOA! WATCH WHERE YOU PUT YOUR HANDS KID!!! scream
RLB: Its not my fault!! I cant get out too!! gonk
Me: AAHH!! I NEED AIR!! TO BREEAATHE!!! gonk gonk
RG: *looks in the netting to see Ash being squished* 0_o;........are you......ok???
Me: gonk HAVE MERCYYYYY!!!
RG: O_o;;.........*watches Ash squirm for a few minutes*
Boy: This is fun! xd
Girl: I cant move my leg!! gonk
Boy: I'M STUCK UNDER HER TUMMY!! gonk
Me: TRUST ME KID IF I COULD MOVE MY ARMS YOU'D BE DEAD RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!! scream scream scream
RG: O_O;;..........*reaches in and yanks Ash out from under the pile sending kids everywhere*
Me: AAAGGHH!!
RK: WAAAHHH!!!
Girl: That was so cool!! xd
Boy: We need to find aNOTHer big kid!!! =D
Me: OH SWEET LAAANNDD!!! FREEDOOOOOM!!!*hugs the ground* crying
RG: O_o;.........ok then...*escapes*
PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:51 pm


Me: Ree Ree Ree Ree (with chalk).
Teacher: WILL YOU QUIT DRAGGING THAT CHALK ALONG THE BOARD!!!
Me: O.o *blows dust at her*
Teach: ....cousin.....
Me: o.O what?
Teach: Well can you please do your work?
Me: Will you please sniff chalk dust?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:09 pm


chouthenekoarmyveteran
Me: Ree Ree Ree Ree (with chalk).
Teacher: WILL YOU QUIT DRAGGING THAT CHALK ALONG THE BOARD!!!
Me: O.o *blows dust at her*
Teach: ....cousin.....
Me: o.O what?
Teach: Well can you please do your work?
Me: Will you please sniff chalk dust?


that's an eight.... if i tried that i'd get ISS....
PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:56 pm


I bring you PROOF that Ashie IS a Vampire! A pm from earlier.
There were 7 conversations going on at once and this was number 7.
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7. -_-;;.......I is not a vampy!! I lovels you tew.*hugs*

7. *sees the holes where he bit you* oh yes you are.

7. ........ ninja .....*munches on your shoulder* mrgreen

7. *looks at you* knew it... Ima tell the guild now. *kisses you and runs off to the guild*

7. ......-_-....I'll deny everything....xD

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:28 pm


xD!! *has just remembered that the funny convo's were sposta be in document style*

whee This is a moment I had with my adorable little sister who was annoying me while I did homework. She came into the room and wanted to know where a playground near our house was. So I flipped a page over and doodled a quick light sketch of the road leading there. As soon as I put my pencil down and turned to talk to my brother she picked it up and just like the crayon addicted little 5 year old Picasso she is... she drew a heart and smile faces on the page. I decided to find out how long it would take her to notice me staring at her. This is what happened.

Me: *stares at her*
Katie: *giggles drawing a flower*
Me:.............that's my homework you know...
Katie: Yep!......
Me: Stop. Now.
Katie: Wha?! But I wanna draw some moooorrree!!! *whines in her cute little voice*
Me:...........fine. ONE more LITTLE drawing....be fast munchkin...
Katie: Okay. *draws a stick person and then starts coloring in the face*
Me: ......what are you doing???
Katie: Its his braaaayyynz...
Me: stare .....don't you have homework..?
Katie: ...mebeh...
Me: stare
Katie: *peeks up*.....could beh....
Me: stare
Katie: So wat if I do?! gonk
Me: stare Go DO it...
Katie: *whimpers* But I don't wanna. crying
Me: *sees how funny the convo we just had was, get off the floor, and types it up on notepad*
Katie: Lookit! =D*shows puddle like things under the stick person*
Me surprised _o;......whats that???
Katie: His braynz splattered....*grins evilly*
Me: O_o;;........um.....that's....really creepy...
Katie: *gets up off stomach and sits on her knees throwing her hands above her head* MWA HA HA HA HA!!!! *waves arms around like shes crazy*
Me: O-o;;......
Katie: *lays back down and draws blood puddles*
Me: O-o;;........................*types that up too*
xD!! Bity is so proud cuz he thinks she's gonna turn out just like him!!...........oh crap.....-_-  
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:36 am


AshoftheMidnightRose
xD!! *has just remembered that the funny convo's were sposta be in document style*

whee This is a moment I had with my adorable little sister who was annoying me while I did homework. She came into the room and wanted to know where a playground near our house was. So I flipped a page over and doodled a quick light sketch of the road leading there. As soon as I put my pencil down and turned to talk to my brother she picked it up and just like the crayon addicted little 5 year old Picasso she is... she drew a heart and smile faces on the page. I decided to find out how long it would take her to notice me staring at her. This is what happened.

Me: *stares at her*
Katie: *giggles drawing a flower*
Me:.............that's my homework you know...
Katie: Yep!......
Me: Stop. Now.
Katie: Wha?! But I wanna draw some moooorrree!!! *whines in her cute little voice*
Me:...........fine. ONE more LITTLE drawing....be fast munchkin...
Katie: Okay. *draws a stick person and then starts coloring in the face*
Me: ......what are you doing???
Katie: Its his braaaayyynz...
Me: stare .....don't you have homework..?
Katie: ...mebeh...
Me: stare
Katie: *peeks up*.....could beh....
Me: stare
Katie: So wat if I do?! gonk
Me: stare Go DO it...
Katie: *whimpers* But I don't wanna. crying
Me: *sees how funny the convo we just had was, get off the floor, and types it up on notepad*
Katie: Lookit! =D*shows puddle like things under the stick person*
Me surprised _o;......whats that???
Katie: His braynz splattered....*grins evilly*
Me: O_o;;........um.....that's....really creepy...
Katie: *gets up off stomach and sits on her knees throwing her hands above her head* MWA HA HA HA HA!!!! *waves arms around like shes crazy*
Me: O-o;;......
Katie: *lays back down and draws blood puddles*
Me: O-o;;........................*types that up too*
xD!! Bity is so proud cuz he thinks she's gonna turn out just like him!!...........oh crap.....-_-


*Is still so proud* 4laugh
((I gives it a 10 for her randomness and compleate disownership over homework xD!!!))

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:17 pm


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xD!! *has just remembered that the funny convo's were sposta be in document style*

whee This is a moment I had with my adorable little sister who was annoying me while I did homework. She came into the room and wanted to know where a playground near our house was. So I flipped a page over and doodled a quick light sketch of the road leading there. As soon as I put my pencil down and turned to talk to my brother she picked it up and just like the crayon addicted little 5 year old Picasso she is... she drew a heart and smile faces on the page. I decided to find out how long it would take her to notice me staring at her. This is what happened.

Me: *stares at her*
Katie: *giggles drawing a flower*
Me:.............that's my homework you know...
Katie: Yep!......
Me: Stop. Now.
Katie: Wha?! But I wanna draw some moooorrree!!! *whines in her cute little voice*
Me:...........fine. ONE more LITTLE drawing....be fast munchkin...
Katie: Okay. *draws a stick person and then starts coloring in the face*
Me: ......what are you doing???
Katie: Its his braaaayyynz...
Me: stare .....don't you have homework..?
Katie: ...mebeh...
Me: stare
Katie: *peeks up*.....could beh....
Me: stare
Katie: So wat if I do?! gonk
Me: stare Go DO it...
Katie: *whimpers* But I don't wanna. crying
Me: *sees how funny the convo we just had was, get off the floor, and types it up on notepad*
Katie: Lookit! =D*shows puddle like things under the stick person*
Me surprised _o;......whats that???
Katie: His braynz splattered....*grins evilly*
Me: O_o;;........um.....that's....really creepy...
Katie: *gets up off stomach and sits on her knees throwing her hands above her head* MWA HA HA HA HA!!!! *waves arms around like shes crazy*
Me: O-o;;......
Katie: *lays back down and draws blood puddles*
Me: O-o;;........................*types that up too*
xD!! Bity is so proud cuz he thinks she's gonna turn out just like him!!...........oh crap.....-_-


I like how she thinks. biggrin *Gives this conversation a ten*
PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:30 am


XD!! This just happened yesterday, but I forgot to put it up! My little sister and I were in my room listening to the music on Rose's profile via my new (loud!!) stereo. I had that on one tab and was doin something else on another, while she sat on the floor behind me coloring with crayons. This is what happened! whee

Katie: *sits up on knees to admire the doodle she just did*
Me: *types*
Katie: *smiles holding up crayon about to add some more green*

*the song switches to Willy Wonka's Welcome theme*

Me: *twitches and hears a little ::tak!:: as something hits the floor*
Katie: ah....ah....ah...D=
Me: *turns around to see little sister sitting on her knees with her hands open in front of her staring straight ahead with a look of shock and horror on her face* 0_o;.....
Katie: D=.............
Me: 0_o;;.........Katie?......What is it?
Katie: D=.........*shakily turns head and stares at stereo* D=............
Me: 0_0;.......the song?
Katie: DX IT'S CREEPY!!!
Me: O_o;;.......yeah? So?......
Katie: gonk Make it stooooopp!!!
Me: O.o....I cant....Its set on random..if I mess with it my computer will freeze...
Katie: But it's freaky man!!! DX
Me: O-O;.....yes....yes it is.....
Katie: *shivers* >-<
Me: O.o;;...........
Katie: *starts rocking back and forth on the floor*
Me: O-o;;................ok then...
Katie: *finally starts to relax and lays back on stomach to draw*

*song switches and stereo BLASTS out this screamo song*

Me: AAAAAGGHH!!! *jumps and nearly falls over in her chair*
Katie: *has spaz attack and starts screaming* gonk AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!
Me: *fumbles with the stereo and finally turns it off* ::huff huff:: O_O;;...........
Katie: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?! gonk
Me: ......O_O;;..........well then........no more of thaaat.....
Katie: gonk Duh!
Me: *is too shocked to care* O_O;;......  

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:40 am


Thank you Ash for remembering my rules.

Everyone else.........

Wheres the document style posts? >8( I asked that all posts CONTAINING RFC's (random funny convo's) be posted as Document style for a REASON.

>8(

The fact that I can't remember the reason is irrelevant.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:47 pm


FYI: Kohaku-chan is me. This happened not to long ago today.

Lord Arionis: Rawr
Kohaku-chan: Oh noez!! The lion people have come to get me!
Lord Arionis: Yessum 8D
Kohaku-chan: crying
Lord Arionis: *huggles*
Kohaku-chan: Oh noez!! I haz been attacked by a lion person!
Lord Arionis: *chews shoulder* 8D
Kohaku-chan: D8
Kohaku-chan: I'm to beautiful to die!
Lord Arionis: Joo not dieing
Kohaku-chan: Imma bleed to death!
Lord Arionis: *sucks on shoulder till bleeding stops* I help joo
Kohaku-chan: Ah gotz a idea!
Kohaku-chan: *chews on lion person's shoulder*
Lord Arionis: 8O
Kohaku-chan: Nom nom nom...
Lord Arionis: Nom nom nom? *chomps*
Kohaku-chan: Ouchies!
Lord Arionis: *chomps softer* XD
Kohaku-chan: *chomps back*
Lord Arionis: *runs away*
Kohaku-chan: *runs after* Come back! I don't want to hurt you, I just want to chomp you!
Lord Arionis: >.>; *uses Dig*
Kohaku-chan: Diglet dig?
Lord Arionis: Digadig digadig
Kohaku-chan: Soooo....the lion people are Diglet in disguise?
Lord Arionis: Yup
Kohaku-chan: o__o Dooooood....
Kohaku-chan: That's AWESOME!
Lord Arionis: *sagely nods*
Kohaku-chan: It's like "Who's that Pokemon!" *shows a lion shadow* No one would suspect it!! 8D
Lord Arionis: 8D
Kohaku-chan: All the children would be so confused.
Lord Arionis: *nods*
Lord Arionis: No one likes children anyways XD
Kohaku-chan: Nope.
Kohaku-chan: It'd be the second Pokemon episode to give children anurisms.
Lord Arionis: YUSS! 8D
Kohaku-chan: Best. Plot. EVER! 8D
Lord Arionis: 8D VICTORY!
Kohaku-chan: 8D VICTORY!  


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:53 pm


XD thats so awesome!! 7!!

This happened in 6th grade while waiting outside the Gym for the previous class to come out so our class could go in. My friends Hope, Kristen, Jeremy, and I were all goofing off and laughing really hard because Hope had run into a wall. It was funny! And she thought so too....but....well, just see. -_-;;

Hope: @.@;;....oh mi god.....I'm so dizzy! I think I squished some of my brains!!
Kristen: *is in hysterics* AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Hope!! Your too crazy already!! XD
Jeremy: That was so cool!! Did you see?! It was like WHAM!! HAHAHA!!
Me: *laughs harder* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hope: HAHAHA!! It was even cooler on THIS end!! The wall like, POPPED outta nowhere man!! And I was like AAAAAHHHH!! NUUUUU!! BAAM!! XD
Me: Oh wow...*tries to breath* My cheeks hurt!! That was awesome!! *staggers*
Kristen: Shawty!! You gotta BREATH!! XD
Me: I'm trying!! HAHAHAHA!!
Jeremy: HAHAHA!!! *holds his sides* XD
Hope: Smurf! You guys are gonna pass out!! And I'm NOT dragging all of you to the nurses office!! xD
Me: Ok.....*breaths a few times still grinning* I think I'm good....
Kristen: Yeah me too...*is still beaming*
Jeremy: *is still trying to calm down* >////< PPFFFTT!!
Hope: *stares blankly at me*
Me: *looks back* What? 0_o?
Hope:.....Hey Smurf.....look behind you....*grins*
Me: *glances back to see a trash barrel* 0_o?.....Yeah? So?
Jeremy: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!*bursts out laughing and falls to the floor in front of me*
Me: AH!! *jumps back and is teetering over the trash can* AH!! I'M GONNA FALL!! *waves arms trying to stay up*>_Kristen: Shawty!! XD Yew look like a bird!!
Hope: 0_o;;..............................*pokes ash and she falls back into the trash can*
Me: AAAAAAGGGHHH!!! gonk *gets stuck*
Jeremy: *had just gotten up when he saw Ash, stuck in the trash can kicking her legs and squirmming* 0_0;; ....... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*falls over again*
Hope: *is in hysterics and keeps falling down whenever she tries to get up*
Me: *as I squirm and get stuck the air in the bin comes up around me puffing up the bag* AAAAAHHHH!!! HEEEELLLP!!!
Kristen: Shawty!! I cant-AAHHAHAHAHA!!! *laughs*
Me: *bag puffs up more as I slowly sink further into the trash can* gonk I'M SIIINKIIIINNNGG!!!! HEEEEELLLPP!!!! *kicks her legs but they cant reach the floor*

*doors to the gym open and the class switches Jeremy escaping still in hysterics Hope and Kristen still on the floor and me still stuck*

Hope: AHAHAHAHA!! SMURF!! YOUR TRASH-CAN-BUTT!!! XD
Kristen: *burst out laughing again*
Me: gonk IT'S NAWT FUNNYYY!!! I'M STUUUCK!!!
Hope: *falls over again* AH!! I CANT TAKE IT!! *runs into the gym to escape death by laughter*
Me: DON'T LEAVE MEEEE!!! gonk
Kristen: Oh...Shawty....xD I'll get yew outta there!
Me: oh thank you Kristen!! crying

*Kristen grabs Ash's arm and being too strong yanks way too hard and ash AND the can fly up a foot before landing on it's edge and falling over knocking Ash on her side still stuck*

Kristen: O-O!! ......oops......*burst out laughing again*
Me: gonk AAAHHH!!! *squirms looking like a hermit crab* I'M STILL STUUUUCK!!! gonk
Kristen: OMG!! NO MOOOORREE!!! XD *runs into the gym*
Me: AAAHHH!!! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!!!! gonk

*gym teacher walks up*

Teach: O_O;;..........................what the HELL happened here?!?! scream
Me: *still squirmming like a hermit crab stuck in the can* HEEELLP MEEEEE!!!! gonk
Teach: O_o;;......*yanks pulling ash outta the can*
Me: THANK YEW!!! gonk *tries to get pizza off her butt* crying
Teach: O_O;;..........*raises one eyebrow*
Me: >.>;;.......uhhhh......I'm late.....*gets the @#^$% outta there* crying
Teach: O_O;;;..........=_=;;;...........I hate this job......

-_-;;....yep....and now my friends have come up with some lame excuse saying its now a tradition. So every year they grab, steal, push, toss, throw, and/or kidnapp me and I end up in a can.....-.-;.......it sucks.....It doesn't help either that all of them, excluding Grey, are taller than me. =_=;;.....UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!!!! scream  
PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:10 pm


AshoftheMidnightRose
XD thats so awesome!! 7!!

This happened in 6th grade while waiting outside the Gym for the previous class to come out so our class could go in. My friends Hope, Kristen, Jeremy, and I were all goofing off and laughing really hard because Hope had run into a wall. It was funny! And she thought so too....but....well, just see. -_-;;

Hope: @.@;;....oh mi god.....I'm so dizzy! I think I squished some of my brains!!
Kristen: *is in hysterics* AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Hope!! Your too crazy already!! XD
Jeremy: That was so cool!! Did you see?! It was like WHAM!! HAHAHA!!
Me: *laughs harder* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hope: HAHAHA!! It was even cooler on THIS end!! The wall like, POPPED outta nowhere man!! And I was like AAAAAHHHH!! NUUUUU!! BAAM!! XD
Me: Oh wow...*tries to breath* My cheeks hurt!! That was awesome!! *staggers*
Kristen: Shawty!! You gotta BREATH!! XD
Me: I'm trying!! HAHAHAHA!!
Jeremy: HAHAHA!!! *holds his sides* XD
Hope: Smurf! You guys are gonna pass out!! And I'm NOT dragging all of you to the nurses office!! xD
Me: Ok.....*breaths a few times still grinning* I think I'm good....
Kristen: Yeah me too...*is still beaming*
Jeremy: *is still trying to calm down* >////< PPFFFTT!!
Hope: *stares blankly at me*
Me: *looks back* What? 0_o?
Hope:.....Hey Smurf.....look behind you....*grins*
Me: *glances back to see a trash barrel* 0_o?.....Yeah? So?
Jeremy: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!*bursts out laughing and falls to the floor in front of me*
Me: AH!! *jumps back and is teetering over the trash can* AH!! I'M GONNA FALL!! *waves arms trying to stay up*>_Kristen: Shawty!! XD Yew look like a bird!!
Hope: 0_o;;..............................*pokes ash and she falls back into the trash can*
Me: AAAAAAGGGHHH!!! gonk *gets stuck*
Jeremy: *had just gotten up when he saw Ash, stuck in the trash can kicking her legs and squirmming* 0_0;; ....... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*falls over again*
Hope: *is in hysterics and keeps falling down whenever she tries to get up*
Me: *as I squirm and get stuck the air in the bin comes up around me puffing up the bag* AAAAAHHHH!!! HEEEELLLP!!!
Kristen: Shawty!! I cant-AAHHAHAHAHA!!! *laughs*
Me: *bag puffs up more as I slowly sink further into the trash can* gonk I'M SIIINKIIIINNNGG!!!! HEEEEELLLPP!!!! *kicks her legs but they cant reach the floor*

*doors to the gym open and the class switches Jeremy escaping still in hysterics Hope and Kristen still on the floor and me still stuck*

Hope: AHAHAHAHA!! SMURF!! YOUR TRASH-CAN-BUTT!!! XD
Kristen: *burst out laughing again*
Me: gonk IT'S NAWT FUNNYYY!!! I'M STUUUCK!!!
Hope: *falls over again* AH!! I CANT TAKE IT!! *runs into the gym to escape death by laughter*
Me: DON'T LEAVE MEEEE!!! gonk
Kristen: Oh...Shawty....xD I'll get yew outta there!
Me: oh thank you Kristen!! crying

*Kristen grabs Ash's arm and being too strong yanks way too hard and ash AND the can fly up a foot before landing on it's edge and falling over knocking Ash on her side still stuck*

Kristen: O-O!! ......oops......*burst out laughing again*
Me: gonk AAAHHH!!! *squirms looking like a hermit crab* I'M STILL STUUUUCK!!! gonk
Kristen: OMG!! NO MOOOORREE!!! XD *runs into the gym*
Me: AAAHHH!!! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!!!! gonk

*gym teacher walks up*

Teach: O_O;;..........................what the HELL happened here?!?! scream
Me: *still squirmming like a hermit crab stuck in the can* HEEELLP MEEEEE!!!! gonk
Teach: O_o;;......*yanks pulling ash outta the can*
Me: THANK YEW!!! gonk *tries to get pizza off her butt* crying
Teach: O_O;;..........*raises one eyebrow*
Me: >.>;;.......uhhhh......I'm late.....*gets the @#^$% outta there* crying
Teach: O_O;;;..........=_=;;;...........I hate this job......

-_-;;....yep....and now my friends have come up with some lame excuse saying its now a tradition. So every year they grab, steal, push, toss, throw, and/or kidnapp me and I end up in a can.....-.-;.......it sucks.....It doesn't help either that all of them, excluding Grey, are taller than me. =_=;;.....UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!!!! scream

*has performed wrestling moves on somebody for doing that to him*
Step 1. Kick something higher than the knee and lower than the rib cage.
Step 2. when their bent over from loss of air turn your back to them grab their neck and stick it over your right shoulder.
Step 3. Jump, sit down, without standing in the middle for a break, and let go when you land on your but.
Step 4. Watch him in a dazed state try to get up after slamming head first into the ground from the ricochet.

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