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 Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:11 pm
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:17 pm
Hmmm.I know that water seeks its lowest level...and so does crap.(smiles proud)
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:45 pm
eek
i ve seen british ppl rolling cheese down a hill
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:53 pm
The piggy says oink oink. heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:31 am
My cat was in a fight last night - he had surgery today (under a general anesthetic). Now he's 1/2 shaved with 8 stitches on his back. The poor little thing is sitting here...staring into space. They must have given him some gooood pain killers! Another weeks pay spent fixing him up. *sighs* I may complain...but really... I coundn't live without him. heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:35 am
Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:37 am
Sablara Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off. them damn things wont die will they, why did god put them creatures on this earth for???...they serve no purpose
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:39 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:42 am
No word in the the English dictionary rhymes with "MONTH".
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:24 pm
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating.
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:52 am
Volcanic lava can give you third degree burns from 10 feet away.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:06 pm
Angler fish mate by having a brave male angler fuse itself with a female to constantly mate for life.
BTW: Female Anglers look like the giant fish with a hanging light in front of them, like in Nemo. Male Angler look like small regular fish...
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:41 am
I recently discovered that I cannot, in fact, change the radio station with either of my feet (but I can open drawers).
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:48 pm
An ingredient in the "All-Famous" Mountain Dew is Brominated Vegetable Oil. Just makes you soda drinkers want more right? *sarcasm*
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:39 pm
My earlier fact was incorrect; I can change the station AND the volume, but only with my right foot and only after 10am.
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