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 Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:59 pm
Quote: granted but it gets hungry and eats your nose i wish for a tower of oreos and a huge glass of milk granted. but the tower of oreos are giant and are unable to fit in your mouth. Huge glass of milk is the last glass of milk that you accidentally spill all over the ground. i wish for all n00bs to die.
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:07 am
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Zombie-Kitten LenoreRaven Crew
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:34 pm
m1n1jerc Quote: granted but it gets hungry and eats your nose i wish for a tower of oreos and a huge glass of milk granted. but the tower of oreos are giant and are unable to fit in your mouth. Huge glass of milk is the last glass of milk that you accidentally spill all over the ground. i wish for all n00bs to die.
I wish someone would just buy my bleeping panda slippers....
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:35 pm
Granted, but the slippers are alive and they attack you.
I wish I had a samurai sword.
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:40 pm
A samurai sword huh,.. well I just happen to know of a certain sword that feeds on the souls of the people you slay, but be warned the sword also feeds on the wielder if the user doesn't kill in a certain amount of time.
I wish my illegitimate son would stop denying his demonic heritage.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:30 pm
Granted, but he also decides he wants to be a opera star.
I wish I had the most powerful computer in the world.
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Zombie-Kitten LenoreRaven Crew
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:06 pm
baileymaxwell Granted, but he also decides he wants to be a opera star. I wish I had the most powerful computer in the world.
I wish they made gum with something besides aspartame....
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:11 pm
Granted, but now they start making them with boogers.
I wish I had some of that tissue regrowth powder.
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Zombie-Kitten LenoreRaven Crew
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:34 pm
Granted, but you grow tissue that was not intended o be there in the first place, making you an entity entirely of EARS.... (was the first thing that came to mind)
I wish it was tomorrow....
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:32 pm
granted, but then tomorrow turns to the day after tomorrow.
i wish i had some pizza
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:52 pm
granted, but it's at least a month old and slightly furry.
I wish I had a boomerang.
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:48 pm
Granted, but it hits you on the backswing giving you a massive concussion and causing you to black out for an hour....
I wish I had a Snickers....
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Zombie-Kitten LenoreRaven Crew
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:24 pm
granted but they're 8 sizes to big and smell like moldy ketchup.
I wish I had my ps3 back you bastards!
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:52 pm
Granted, but now it only plays ps1 games because some b*****d broke it when you called him a b*****d!
I wish people were more direct.
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Zombie-Kitten LenoreRaven Crew
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:30 pm
Granted, but they just become even bigger jerks than they already are.
I wish monsters were real.
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