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Fire_Ramses
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:37 pm


lol... I shouldve known I'd find you in here Stand.... lol


anyhow... heres my contribution...

Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me


Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!


You're way to pretty for me to not know you.


You might as well sleep with me because im going to tell everyone we did anyway!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:40 pm


You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

You should be someone's wife.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:41 pm


I am everywhere woman! I am like a cold - you just can't help but catch me no matter where you go..muahahahahahahah About time you showed up I was getting bored posting all alone by my witty bitty self. crying
PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:43 pm


Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too wink

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:51 pm


Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me
PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:57 pm


lol ok that is too much lol

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:01 pm


Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:02 pm


Watch out I am not done yet muahahahahahah..... pirate

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:06 pm


Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:07 pm


TheLastToStand
I am everywhere woman! I am like a cold - you just can't help but catch me no matter where you go..muahahahahahahah About time you showed up I was getting bored posting all alone by my witty bitty self. crying




lol... you been missing me huh...!!! not for long... especially when I blitz your posts!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:01 pm


Fire_Ramses
TheLastToStand
I am everywhere woman! I am like a cold - you just can't help but catch me no matter where you go..muahahahahahahah About time you showed up I was getting bored posting all alone by my witty bitty self. crying




lol... you been missing me huh...!!! not for long... especially when I blitz your posts!!!!



Come on baby I have been waiting for you to blitz me for awhile now!! pirate pirate pirate mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen blaugh blaugh blaugh
PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:03 pm


Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:12 pm


Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?

My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!

Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.

I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:14 pm


Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Hey, your name is sexy, right?

Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be? rofl rofl

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:15 pm


Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you.

You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.

Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
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