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 Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:31 pm
got fallen on by a flaming barney xx
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:11 pm
This one's been trampled to death by rainbow ponies.
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:50 am
I'd make cheerleaders put pink things on her.
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:09 pm
Haley_REALLY_HATES_James I'd make cheerleaders put pink things on her.
Death by razor blade. Nuff said.
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:14 pm
run over by a monster truck! =D
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:44 pm
You develop narcolepsy and drown in a bowl of Fruit Loops.
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:11 pm
you get a nasty paper cut that cuts off your hand and you bleed to death
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:35 pm
I would not mind if the world were to end...
Cyanide.
...As long as we were the ones who burned it down
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:56 pm
*chucks a thesaurus at you*
D< Be more creative!
*book flings open mid-flight and millions of paper cuts slice your face into paper thin ribbons of bloody, dripping flesh*
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:01 pm
Thousands of mosquitoes cover every inch of exposed flesh and slowly drink your blood until there is none left that is easily accessible. They then leave you to die a slow and painful death from Malaria, but not before vultures strip your bones of all flesh and once-living tissue.
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 10:49 am
*runs around you banging pots and pans*
You get such a bad headache that you are desperate for an aspirin...but you have to open a whole new bottle. As you furiously shake the bottle to get the cotton out, it suddenly gives way and flys up your throat. As you begin you cough furiously to keep from suffocation, the cotton finally gives way and is spat from your mouth.
*continues to beat on pots and pans*
By now your pian has doubled and you toss back two pills quickly, not bothering to reach for water first. As you fish in the cupboard for a cup, the pills lodge in your throat on account of the moisture being completely sucked out by the cotton. As you frantically try to fill the glass with water, you slip on the piece of cotton that is now on the linoleum kitchen floor. The force jostles the pills and for a split second you feel relief...until the pills fall length-wise further down your bronchial tube. Unfortunately, when you tripped the glass rolled from your hand all the way to the other side of the kitchen so you suffocate in silence as your hand reaches through the puddle of spilled water for the tauntingly moistened glass that remains just out of reach.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:49 pm
Puts you in a straight jacket, lock you in a room and blast country music.
[I'd hate to die that way >3< ]
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:36 am
You have an allergic reaction. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:43 am
THe mantis next to your avatar is actually a female and bites your head off. whee
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:47 pm
You push your most hated person off a damn toward his watery grave without noticing he/she grabbed a rope that entangles your leg while you stand in triumph before crashing into the water. You knowing how to swim stay afloat till your enemy hits his/her head on a rock and sinks dragging you down into a slow and watery grave... e.e
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