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 Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:48 pm
*drools on teh pillow. meg rolls herself up in teh blanket an leaves me all cold. i pull back at teh blanket an she almost rolls off teh bed.* nyeh gonk take....that yuu....evil blank....blanket eatin cy....clops *snores an meg pulls more at teh blanket an i kick her. then she kicks back. so begins teh epic battle of blanketus*
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:55 pm
-After Joxer foolishly kicked Meg over the blankets, war has been declared.-
Oh, Mr.Tough guy, huh?
-Meg bites Joxer's arm, and he lets go of his grip on the blanket, and Meg rolls right off the bed wrapped up like a burrito. Meg tries to stand up, but is wrapped up too tightly.-
Agh!.. Hmphgehf.. Help me, pff Joxer! I'm.. huuphmnyeh STUCK!
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:55 pm
"You gods can go kill each other as much as you want for all I care. Just leave me out of it!" She crossed her arms across her chest.
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 10:12 pm
I'm sorry to tell you that you don't have much of a choice.
-Athena stands up, and looks down at Xena in a stern manner.-
For your sake, I hope you learn to accept your destiny.
Good bye, Xena.
-Athena glitters away to the shrine where Ares is sitting.-
I don't get it, Ares. Why is it you torture yourself so much over a stubborn mortal?
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:13 pm
*ish half asleep an looks at meg* ah...ha! so teh mighty cy- *yawn* cyclops trembles at teh po....wer of j..JOXer teh mIGHty? *trys makin a victorious smile but my face twists inteh some unexplainable shape* yuu... wont get off that...... ea.....easy! gonk *stands up an falls back down on meg*
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:19 pm
ahhaha why not? twisted shes perfect! teh strength... teh brain... teh leather an yur one teh talk. havin a love affair with one of yur archers stare not very dignifyed stare
*yawns an puts hands behind my head*
yuu better hope that little stunt yuu pulled helps stare
*looks at a glowin bowl of water next teh me that shows teh tavern*
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:24 pm
-Meg tries to get Joxer off her, but it was too hard since she was rolled up in the blankets.-
Ugh, you lazy son of a bacchai!
...Look! Gabrielle's running in the hallway naked!
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:33 pm
WHUT!? eek *wakes up all teh way an stands up with teh blanket still around me* GABBY! dont run! eek *runs out teh door with meg wraped up in teh blanket an draggin behind me*
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:43 pm
Illianus is NOT just "one of my archers".
She has my love always and forever. It is not just an affair.
-Crosses arms and sits on the other side of the bowl, peering in to see what's happening.-
And besides, I'm not the one chasing after a cold lesbian.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:30 pm
*eyes flash red*
cold lesbian hm? stare so all those boyfriends were whut? test rounds? stare
*twirls finger in teh bowl an it shows xena*
or mebbe yuu just want teh add a new woman to yur harem twisted illianus not working out for yuu? so much for always and forever rolleyes
*laughs an watches for artemis in teh bowl*
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:45 pm
(Sorry Ive been gone for so long havent had time to check up or type)Eve entered The Tavern. "Mother!" she yelled "i'm back, I just left to go look for some fruit. It's really interesting here. I love it. Where's Grandmother?" Eve looked around.
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:20 am
Oh Ares, you know me best... -Rolls eyes- And Gabrielle is just her "good friend".
-Athena smirks at Ares. She takes out her sword, and plays with it in the light, obviously bored.-
This quest no longer amuses me.
Maybe if you stop thinking with your libido, we would actually get somewhere.
But really all of this is just an excuse to stalk Xena.
And if that is truly the case, I want nothing more to do with it.
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:31 pm
athena .... stare yuu kno as good as i do that we wuldnt even be able teh get to teh thrown room without xena stare shes teh best warrior this world has 3nodding
*splashes teh bowl*
this ish gettin teh be boring tho.... stare we shuld come up with another plan...
*stands up an waves sword in teh air. a purple glow shows up an it turns inteh a valkyrie*
ther we go 3nodding it looks pretty real... ninja
*hits teh back of teh horse an she flys to teh tavern wavin her sword an screamin*
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:50 pm
Xena's intense hearing picks up the sound of wild hoofbeats charging toward the tavern, however, it caught her completely off guard when the rider charged straight through the front windows, trashing the tables and knocking people over. Assuming the beast had been startled into a charge, Xena grabbed the horse by the reigns, trying to calm it down, but instead of being grateful to the warrior for calming her wild horse, the rider took a swing at her with her sword. Xena ducked and drew her own weapon as the Valkyrie dismounted and lunged, screaming toward her. She parried a couple of swings before disarming the woman, but before she could kill her or ask any questions, both Valkyrie and horse disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Ares!" Xena screamed knowingly. "What in Tartarus do you think you're doing?"
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 4:03 pm
thass my cue twisted
*smiles at athena an teleports away. appears in teh tavern leanin on a wall *
xena? ninja i thought yuu already shooed me away stare
*looks at teh smoke fadin away*
ive seen that smoke befor... neutral waz a valkyrie just here?
*kneels down an feels teh hoofprints on teh ground*
odin sends these kinds of illusians as warnings stare he must have heard we were gonna get yur help to take over valhalla eek some gods dont kno how teh keep ther mouths shut stare ther will be more xena. an ther just gonna get stronger an stronger stressed
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