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 Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:50 pm
I would rather eat a live cat, because they're more fun to eat that way. But I would never eat a cat. I love my fat cat Katie too much. 3nodding
Now...
Would you rather file your tax returns to Ganondorf OR file the nails of Ganondorf?
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:31 pm
I would rather file my tax returns, who knows how long he's ever cleaned his feet and hands. espacially his feet I bet he never took off his shoes, I'll die the moment he takes them off.
Would you rather be fat with diabetes and can't move an inch or be anorexic and look like a little bit of wind could send all the way to the other side of the world?
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:16 am
Anorexic. It would give me a good excuse to go out to a Japanese restaurant and eat all that I can eat 3nodding
Would you rather be the last man/woman on earth or have to marry som guy name Larry who thinks he's a goat?
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:10 pm
I think I would be gay lol. I couldn't stand being the only person on earth.
would you rather get one of your legs chopped off or have a arm chopped off?
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:58 pm
I would have my leg chopped off so I can attach it to my other leg and make it longer, so I can be taller.
Now...
Would you rather fight Ganondorf with a plunger OR fight Ganondorf's toilet with a plunger?
(I'm starting a theme here)
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:24 am
I don't know who Ganondorf is, but I think it might be fun to fight him 3nodding
GRR! I need like...8k more until I can afford that stupid black nutcracker prince coat!!! gAHH! Why must I only have 1 stinkin k?! crying
would you rather fight Lara Croft with a hair brush, or Ellen Ripley with a toothpick?
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:36 am
I'd definitely fight Lara with a hairbrush, 'cause Samus is my girlfriend. I'm covered. I don't need to do anything at all, just call her up and tell her that Lara is still breathing even after she whooped her a** last week. 3nodding
Now...
Would you rather have luncheon with a rapturous Ganondorf OR be the luncheon of Ganondorf's velociraptor?
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:49 am
Ganondorf?! mad
Would you rather meet face to face with an alien, or a predator?
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:30 pm
predator, I might live longer than with an alien.
would you rather eat poop out of the suer or drink pee from a guy that has too much too drink?
(sorry if this is too disgusting)
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:08 am
I would eat feces out of a sewer, because I would be a house fly. (Ha! Got out of that one!)
That was a bit nasty, but doable.
Now...
Oh and by the way, Ganondorf is the villain from The Legend of Zelda series if you didn't know Tomoko. Look him up on YouTube and Wikipedia if you want to learn a little about him. He's awesome, evil and funny at the same time.
Anyway, now...
Would you rather climb a tower to collect the secret map to the cave of the temple-dungeon of the hidden, unknown, ancient, legendary, golden-iron artifact OR actually get and use the secret map and find and enter the cave of the temple-dungeon and obtain the hidden, unknown ancient legendary golden-iron-aluminum artifact?....and then give it to Ganondorf?
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:21 am
Option 2. I'd work my way up the ranks, study his patterns and habits, and eventually assassinate Ganondorf by a cunning scheme that involves the triforce, some contact poison, 7 toothpicks, a silver katar and a trout; to take my rightful place as despot.
Would you rather support me ot Ganondorf when the coup happens? ^^
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:46 pm
Executor Kronic Option 2. I'd work my way up the ranks, study his patterns and habits, and eventually assassinate Ganondorf by a cunning scheme that involves the triforce, some contact poison, 7 toothpicks, a silver katar and a trout; to take my rightful place as despot. Would you rather support me ot Ganondorf when the coup happens? ^^ Well, I would have never expected an answer like that. Wow. Great response Kronic. Hmm...now what to do...? Ah yes! I would support you by supplying you the information you need from Ganondorf himself for I would be Zant, and I would know exactly what Ganondorf eats for dinner, which is in fact trout. I will introduce him to you as the assassin who killed both Link AND Zelda, and that you will join him as his general in his dark empire. You would be invited to a dinner with the Evil King, having already equipped both the Triforce of Wisdom and Courage, and I will have dipped the toothpicks in the poison, placed them inside his broiled trout, and replace his usual lithium katar with your silver one as his fork-knife. He would eat the trout with the toothpicks within, the poison having already seeped into the fish, and he will die, losing his power forever, and you will claim the artifact. BUT! I had already stolen his Triforce of Power before he even came to dinner, and I had unequipped your two pieces with my piece when you were in mid-bite of your burger, so anxious to see the king die. I stab you with the remaining toothpick that I had been hiding in my sleeve and you die. I then form the Triforce in its complete form, and I wish for Masahiro Sakurai to make a video game for the Wii called Super Smash Bros. Brawl. And then I revive you AND Ganondorf and send you both to Hawaii on a pre-paid 5-day vacation in Maui together, and flood the Earth. And finally I become the King of Twilight AND Hyrule and Midna is forever my b***h. whee Now... Would you rather destroy a card tower made of all aces OR play poker with Ganondorf, Sephiroth and John Madden and lose your fruit basket collection AND your Furniture Science degree?
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:00 am
I would rather destroy a card tower made of all aces.
Would you rather be a Big Mac or chicken mcnuggets?
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:35 am
Solis Sunheart Executor Kronic Option 2. I'd work my way up the ranks, study his patterns and habits, and eventually assassinate Ganondorf by a cunning scheme that involves the triforce, some contact poison, 7 toothpicks, a silver katar and a trout; to take my rightful place as despot. Would you rather support me ot Ganondorf when the coup happens? ^^ Well, I would have never expected an answer like that. Wow. Great response Kronic. Hmm...now what to do...? That's surprising, my entire knowledge of Zelda was gained by a quick skim of wikipedia. ^^ My plan was also slightly differant from that, but yours has it's merits, at least until the point where I die [Death by toothpick? I have slightly more constitution than that. rofl ] Still, I'll get my revenge one day. ^^ Now, as for this.... I'd rather be chicken mcnuggets, as at least then the only dubious part of me is the meat, not my entire contents. Then again, the (supposed) meat is the entire contents.... Would you rather lose half of all your possessions, or play poker with me and two yet to be named individuals; BUT I'm the dealer and I'm using my own deck of cards?
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:26 pm
I tend to be very cerebral in my everything, you must understand this Kronic. I'm very spontaneous.
Anyway, I would choose Optione' 2, for we would be playing poker in a tournament with Stevy Wonder and Andrea Bocelli, and I would be Maximilian Pegasus, and having the Millenium Eye, would be able to see whatever special arrangement your cards were in as well as everyone's cards, and I would win hands down, taking all of the money, and I would win every game forever until I died or that little b*****d Yugi defeats me. And we couldn't rat out one another, you for your false deck and me for my eye. If we did we'd both lose everything, so you were doomed from the beginning my friend.
Now...
Would you rather...ride a feral octopus-tiger through the see-sky to acquire the key-blade (hehehe) to unlock the door to your closet OR dine with a Romanian named Paul and discuss why Mario is Missing?
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