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 Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:27 pm
Clockwork: Is he coming out?
Arcel: Well, that's unclear. He's currently in the car fiddling around with the seat warmer.
[Clockwork goes to the car where Tech is sitting in his seat, smiling happily]
Clockwork: Dr. Sorm, hello. I appreciate you coming out tonight.
Tech: I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your a**. It's wonderful. Have you tried it?
(Arcel finds a jar with a severed hand in it)
Arcel: Friend of yours?
Tech: Oh… I certainly hope not.
Arcel: Something on your mind?
Tech: Please. The term "on your mind" vexes me with its depictive inaccuracy.
Arcel: Aw, stop. Would you just talk like a person? What are you thinking?
Tech: Impatient! You always were.
Arcel: As if you ever knew me well enough to make a statement like that.
Tech: Hah! You are a smart boy, but there is much you don't know.
Destiny: [talking about Danielle] She offered me a job.
Clockwork: And what did you say to that?
Destiny: I told her you were going to give me a raise
Destiny: Danneh used me, Eli. And he told me he loved me.
Eli: [sarcastic] I wasn't going to tell you this, but he said he loved me too.
Arcel: You brought your own sweetener?
Tech: Don't be ridiculous. My medication.
Arcel: You're not on any medication, Tech.
Tech: Of course I am. I've been making it myself in the lab.
Arcel: Oh, I wish you were joking.
Clockwork: Forgive me, Dr. Sorm. I like to think I have an open mind. but I have a hard time accepting that Degona is hearing another person's thoughts.
Tech: Oh yes, so do I. Which is why I would like to prove it.
Arcel: And how would you do that?
Tech: Am I required to keep her alive?
Destiny: That would probably be best.
Arcel: What's happening?
Tech: No idea. But I'm extremely interested to find out.
Lynn: Wait, you want to rewire her brain?
Tech: Not without her permission. It would be a minor surgery.
Arcel: Minor brain surgery. Emphasis not on the minor.
Tech: [To Degona] Are you taking any medications, prescribed or illicit? You can be truthful, I won't judge. In fact, if the answer is "no," I may encourage some drug use
Arcel: You know, they say the psych profiles of cops and criminals are pretty much identical. Ever considered a life of crime?
Destiny: No dental.
[Arcel gets up from the couch where he was sleeping, in the Hotel room he was sharing with Tech.]
Tech: Where are you going?
Arcel: It occurs to me it might be easier to sleep in the tub. [He goes into the bathroom]
Tech: [falling asleep] A root beer float. Delicious.
Arcel:[from the bathroom] Next time, would you please drain the tub?!
Tech: Oh yes, indeed.
Arcel: [To Destiny] Tech was awake until five in the morning reciting the chemical compositions of his favorite beverages to me. That was right after he finished lecturing me on how I'd squandered my above-average intellect and my substantial education. All while he was standing there naked, because he prefers the breeze.
Destiny: He would rather go back to [insane assylum] than work here without you. He said that more than once.
Arcel: Was he wearing clothes at the time?
Tech: If I attempted to explain it, you… you might think me mad.
Arcel: Don't worry, there's no chance of that happening.
Tech: I know you must think me insane.
Arcel: Not nearly as much as you might think
Destiny: Tech, you're not going to accidentally fry one of those pigeons?
Tech: Stranger things have happened.
Arcel: That's his motto.
Arcel: So we're putting GPS chips on carrier pigeons to find a man who can control electricity. I have you to thank for that, don't I?
Destiny: Yeah, that's me
Lynn: Are you sure this is going to work?
Tech: Of course not.
Arcel: Seriously, if this works…
Destiny: You're going to have some more faith in your brother?
Arcel: No.
~ My new favorite TV show, Fringe 8D 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:35 am
Hope Danny: [To Angel] You are much more normal than you have any right to be.
Destiny: Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
Angel: [about Destiny] I am sick of fighting! And, I am sick to death of this whole center of the universe, holier than thou, nothing is ever enough. Oh, how I've suffered, nobody understands me. Somebody fix me a drink and hand me a Nebutol, worn out Scarlett O'Hara... thang!
Degona: Well, she's got her pegged, all right.
Destiny: I tried to be the best momma I could.
Eli: How did that go?
Destiny: Not so hot.
Degona: [trying to cheer up Angel over her problems with her fiance] Look at me! It took me 40 years to figure out my husband was gay!
Degona: We'll leave you alone, but we'll be listening from the kitchen so talk loud
Destiny: How can I possibly call someone who no longer exists? Give me the phone!
[phone rings]
Angel: Oh my God that's her. Do not pick up the phone, please don't pick up the phone, Hope. Hope don't pick up the phone!
Hope Danny: Hello.
Destiny: Well hello Hope.
Hope Danny: Oh hello Desi. How are you?
Destiny: Well just lovely thank you for asking... is she there?
[Hands the phone to Angel]
Angel: Mama
Destiny: YOU! [slamming phone against the table]
Danielle: [leans down to inspect her car and shouting] You are soooooo lucky!... if you put one scratch on my baby, I would have your a**!
Destiny: Danielle! I Demand that you move this piece of s**t outta my way, this very instant!
Danielle: Who do you think you're talking to?
Destiny: I know shes there,now what is going on? Is betrayal absolutely everywhere?
Danielle: [sarcastically] Yes, you're lifelong friends are programming your daughter to destroy you!
Destiny Well, somebody better tell me what's going on!
Danielle: Desi, calm down! You're just gonna have to trust us, if you go there now, you're gonna ruin EVERYBODY'S life!
Destiny: What IS it with me ruinin everybody's life? EVERYBODY, Danielle? Strangers are saying it now!
Danielle: What strangers?
Destiny: Hope. He yelled at me! Shes walked out on their entire life, whatever that means.
Danielle: Go! Go home right now!
Destiny: Don't you talk to me like that, i'll knock you in the middle of next week!
Danielle: Then i will kick your sorry a** on thursday, now get in the goshdarn car and go home!
Angel: [about Destiny] don't care if she was abducted by leprechauns and whacked over the head with their shillelagh sticks!
Desi: [answering the phone] Yes?
Hope Danny: I don't know if you really ruined Angel's life or not, but I do know right now that you're ruining mine! And your phone etiquette sucks! [hangs up on her]
Desi: ... I think he hung up one me...
Hope Danny: [about his and Angel's wedding] Desi, it's taken years to nail down a date. She's always said, "What's the rush, when things are so good?" I don't know what the hell she's so afraid of - it's like she's always waiting for the bottom to drop out.
Desi: You know why she thinks that, don't ya, honey? Because it did. It always did.
Hope: [on the phone with Sidda] Hi.
Angel: How did you know it was me?
Hope: Who else? How are you feeling?
Angel: A little disoriented.
Hope: Horse tranquilizers will do that for you.
Angel: I can't believe you let them do this.
Hope: They didn't ask. They called on the way, told me their plan. I saw you off.
Angel: From where?
Hope: I helped them get you on the plane. They're organized. They even had a note from a doctor. By the way, your pills are in your bag.
Angel: [to the girls] I have a bag?!
Degona: In the closet. Tell Hope we said hello.
[Angel asks Hope if he heard them]
Hope: Yeah. I'll tell you one thing, meeting them explains a lot about you.
Angel: Such as?
Hope: Let me put it this way. They'll explain it all to you at the Betty.
Angel: I'm gonna try and bust out tomorrow. I gotta get back for work.
Hope: Don't rush back on my account.
Angel: I just said it was for work.
Hope: Maybe you should try to fix this thing with your mother once and for all.
Angel: Why are you so worried about this?
Hope: Because I'm worried someday our kids may feel the same way about you.
Angel: Ouch.
Hope: These women may be nuts, but they might know something you don't.
Angel: It's not fair bringing kids that we don't have into this. That's a low blow.
Hope: That's the way I feel. Stay there. Deal with it.
Angel: YOU deal with it.
[hangs up]
Hope: Ouch.
Angel: [about Hope] Don't you think it's fishy that we're not married yet? I mean, he started asking me the first year and I always resisted, don't you think that's fishy?
Danielle: [defensive] Why is that fishy?
Angel: Because something must be wrong. I've been hitting the snooze button on my biological clock for a long time. I mean, on paper it all works out, you saw him, who wouldn't wanna have babies with him? But every time I get right down to it, something stops me, it just stops.
Degona: And you don't have any idea why?
Angel: Oh, I have an idea why. What if I'm like her, and I get into it and just...
Degona: [curiously] What?
Angel: Beat the living daylights out of everybody and then run away!
Danielle: [surprised] That's what you think happened?
Angel: [angrily] What do mean, "think", Danielle? I was there. This isn't some goddamn recovering memory, I wish I could forget it! You all have your little ECC scars but that is nothing compared to what she left on me, and all I'm saying is if I have even one little drop of that in me, I am better off alone! No child should have to find that out the hard way, and neither should Hope!
[tearfully]
Angel: You know what fine She didn't want us? Fine! She should have just stayed gone. But then y'all dragged her a** back here again and all she did was drink until we all went away!
[Angrily]
Angel: I mean Y'all should know, since you were the ones mixing the drinks!
[storms off]
Lynn: Oh my god.. she doesn't know a thing...
Degona: [about Destiny's breakdown] She didn't leave you, Angel.
Angel: Yeah, well, she was sure as hell gone.
Degona: She sure as hell was.
Danielle: [to Angel] Honey, I think the reason she stayed distant was because she never trusted herself again. She didn't think she deserved you.
Destiny: [talking to the sky] Mary...mother of the motherless. I need your help again. I need your divine intervention once again, quelle grande surprise. My oldest daughter, Angel, the one I've been complaining about, the loudmouth...She may be walkin' away from true love. Please stop her. This is because o' me...she's only seen me holdin' back. Please pass this along to your son and his father. If you do that, I will only smoke once...a day. And I will only have a drink once a week... I mean a day; I'll do the best I can. If you could just help me with this one thing, I'll make it up to you somehow.
Angel: Daddy, did you get loved enough?
Danneh: What's enough? My question is, did you?
Degona: What I'd give to know then what I know now. And to still have those thighs!
Lynn: I'm sure they're still buried in there somewhere.
Danneh: I think it can best be said... "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
Angel: Well, what about the road back? What's that paved with?
Danneh: Humility.
Lynn: I wish you could've known your momma back then, you would've loved her.
Angel: Lynnie, me not loving momma was never the problem.
Degona: Her not loving you was never the problem either.
[angel is silent]
Degona: Speak, bébé.
Angel: I'm just adding up the thousands of dollars I've spent trying to figure out what the hell I did wrong.
Degona: [to Angel's father] Danneh? Write her a check.
~ The Devine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood
A damn great movie. The embodiment of friendship, and parenthood, and how miserable and messed up someone's life can be. It's like it was meant to be ripped by the ECC.
I made Destiny Vivan Walker, cuase Vivi is the center of the story, as well as her daughter Sidda Walker, so obviously Angel is Sidda.
Teansy, Caro, and Nicie are Vivan's life long friends, so Degona, Danielle, and Lynn are those.
Conner is Sidda's fiance, so Hope is in there.
Shep is Sidda's Dad, so Danneh is in it.
And I threw in Eli for fun. 3nodding
If you haven't seen this movie, I hope these Xing lines make you go and see them. Yes, It might seem like a "chick flick", but its a heartwarming story that really deserves to be watched by all.
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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:37 pm
Arcel: It's time's like this that it occurs to me that we were lied to by the Jetson's... Eli: What are you talking about? Arcel: according to that show we we're suppose to be tooling around in flying cars by now. Eli: Yeah well most of us rational thinkers weren't banking on a cartoon to offer us a viable glimpse into the future of technological development. Arcel: Hey... what would you be willing to trade for the flying car? Eli: What do you mean? Arcel: Say some German scientist comes up to you and says, "I have invented the flying car. I will give it to you on one condition." Eli: Well what's the condition? Arcel: He's not going to tell you. Eli: Then its no deal! Arcel: The guy is offering you the flying car! You going to look a gift horse in the mouth? Just take the car man! Eli: Not until I know what the catch is! Arcel: Fine! The catch is you gotta cut off a foot. Eli: No way! Arcel: Are You saying you wouldn't cut off your own foot for the flying car? You're that selfish! Eli: It's my foot! How am I suppose to walk?! Arcel: What walk, you'll have the flying car! After that you could buy like 50 prosthetic feet! Eli: Which foot.. right or left? Arcel: Your Choice... Eli: Okay, I'll trade my left foot for the flying car. Arcel: So its a deal then, your foot for the flying car. you're sure? Eli: Yes I'm sure... Arcel: You can't whelch.. Eli: I won't whelch! Arcel: Because the whole world is counting on you! Eli: What the hell kinda scientist is this guy anyway? Arcel: One with a lot of free time on his hands... and a foot fetish.... So, then what happens is you find out that the guy's going to take off your foot with a hack saw... Eli: What?! Arcel: And no anesthetic... Eli: Screw that... Arcel: Come on, its part of the deal... Eli: You didn't say that before! Arcel: Come on, it only hurts when they are taking the foot off. After that they'll use a local on your stuff and cauterize the wound. Eli: Why can't I have a local before he cuts it off! Arcel: Because.. he is a sick degenerate that likes to inflict pain... Eli: YOU SAID HE WAS A MAN OF SCIENCE! Arcel: You don't think Einstein liked hacking guys feet off, but nobody ever said anything about it because he was one of the greatest thinkers of our time, but come on man! Take the hit for the team! It's a few seconds of pain for a lifetime of riches and zero traffic! Eli: FINE! As long as I get the local as soon as he's done cutting... Arcel: So you want the local? Eli: Who am I, the Marquis de Si? Yes I want the local! Arcel: Alright... Eli: Why'd you say it like that for? Arcel: It's just a local he gives you that knocks you out.. and when you're out he.. diddles your p***s... Eli: Oh come on! Arcel: Hey man you made the deal... Eli: To trade my foot for the flying car, not to be tortured and molested by some mad German scientist! Arcel:... and his friends... Eli: What? Arcel: Its just when he's done with you he gives his friends a shot at you too... Eli: Deal's off! Arcel: What, are you some kinda homophobe? Eli: No! I just don't want to be diddled by some insane German scientists and his friends after they've hacked my foot off! Arcel: Need I remind you this is for the flying car! Eli: It ain't worth it! Arcel: See? You're what's wrong with this country, hell with this world! You're always thinking about your own comfort level, never thinking about the rest of us. And you'll forever be remembered as the sad footnote in the book of life. The wimpy little scumbag who could have breached the chasm of becoming and being, but instead, op tent to cover his own a** and foot in the process. Eli: ALRIGHT! I'll go through with the deal! I'll let the German scientist hack my foot off, then him and his friends have their way with me.. all for the flying car! [pause] Arcel: You'd do it with a bunch of guys just to get a car? I thought I knew you man... ~ A thing from the movie Clerks. I never saw the movie, but this is got to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my entire life. A Funny MV on Live Video
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:12 am
Even More Awesome Xing lines from Fringe! O:
Destiny: Tech!
Tech: Was I humming? I thought it was in my head.
Destiny: It wasn't.
Tech: Forgive me, Destiny. Nothing sings like a kilovolt. Unique pitch. Nothing else in nature quite like it.
Destiny: I'm sure you're right.
Clockwork: Dr. Sorm, any thoughts?
Tech: Yes. Where can I get one of those white suits?!
Arcel: I'm going to hate myself for asking, but how do you cure a disease that's incurable?
Tech: I haven't the slightest idea. Thought I myself once cured this one in a dream. Opium. Fantastic stuff. Of course, I forgot it as soon as I woke up.
Destiny: Tech, her disease. If there's no cure…
Tech: Well, that's a question, and one which we should pose to whoever was treating her. Which makes three questions. The other one being what exactly happened here.
Arecl: That's only two questions.
Tech: Oh, is it? Oh, the third question! Um, could I get some of this onion soup? It looks delicious.
Tech: Ligature marks.
Destiny: So she was being held against her will?
Tech: Either that or she had a proclivity for sexual bondage. Scientific observation, not a judgment. Some of my fondest memories…
Arcel: Oh, Tech, stop. Wherever that's going, is just wrong.
Tech: And we have gooification.
Lynn: Is that a scientific term?
Arcel: Well, I think we actually might be making some progress. A couple of minutes ago, Tech thought he might have isolated the compound that's in Degona's blood. But then he got distracted by the unicorn running through the lab.
Destiny: You better get back upstairs before Tech falls asleep in your bed.
Arcel: Yeah. He has actually done that before. While I was sleeping. Really not something you want to wake up to.
Tech: You have any gum?
Arcel: No, Tech.
Tech: Mints?
Arcel: No. Later.
Tech: Excellent work, brother! You may have found your true calling at last. Working with me!
Arcel: I certainly hope not.
Destiny: I may be able to get in.
Clockwork: You got super powers you aren't telling me about?
Destiny: Maybe.
Clockwork: I don't expect miracles. I don't know if I expect anything. But I am grateful for whatever you can do in this case.
Tech: Sorry?
Clockwork: I was just saying I'm grateful for your work.
Tech: You're most welcome. You know, I had a fruit cocktail once in Atlantic City. Mind you, I'm not the fruit cocktail sort of guy.
Clockwork: Excuse me....
[He leaves Tech to his rant, and approachers arcel.]
Clockwork: We need to discuss your brother.
Arcel: Is it the fruit cocktail thing again?
Clockwork: Uh-hum.
Arcel: Yeah, he's been doing that recently. He gets obsessed about certain foods. It's weird.
Clockwork: We need him to focus.
arcel: To focus? Clockwork, two thirds of the time my brother's not even lucid. And in those rare and unpredictable moments of clarity, he rambles on about the food and beverages that he missed while he was incarcerated in a mental institution for the better part of his life. To say that he's not focused is to say that he's a biped, which is to say, you're absolutely right, he's not focused. And it's not going to change anytime soon. I'm his younger brother, I'm not a puppeteer. I don't have a remote control. There's no master switch I can flick and turn him into the man I wish had raised me, or even somebody I don't have to baby sit every day. (Clockwork stares) I guess I've had that on my mind for a while.
Clockwork: Apparently.
Tech: (on the phone) Uh, hello, Arcel. This is me, your brother. Tech Sorm.
Arcel: Thank you, Tech, I know who you are.
Tech: Excellent.
Tech: We need to talk to that man Devon right away. He may be our best chance to save Agent Wolf's life.
Arcel: I know that, but he's dead. He was shot. We're out of luck.
Tech: Well, does he still have his head? Is it still attached to his body?
Arcel: Only you would ask that question seriously. Yes, he still has a head.
Tech: Splendid. Perhaps in this case death is simply an inconvenience.
Tech: They hoped to broadcast the flashing lights during commercials so that the viewers would have no choice but to buy their products. Unfortunately, it merely caused nausea which was unfortunate because apparently, people don't like to shop when they feel like they're going to throw up.
Arcel: After some of the things I've seen in the last three months, Tech strikes me as being one of the sanest people I know.
Arcel: (after snapping out of a trance) Wha-
Lynn: (making fun) What's up, Chachi?
Arcel: (looks down and sees his sleeves are cut) Gah.. (to Tech) Did you do this to me?! (he sees he's holding siscors in his hand)
Tech: No you did.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:44 am
Eli: Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.
[On sex]
Wolf: One person's always disappointed. So far, I've been lucky; it's always been the woman.
Wolf: If you hurt my sister they will never find any piece of you! Not even your glasses! Remember, I am a janitor, I know how to dispose of things!
Eli: Is that a threat?
Wolf: You want me to sing it to ya?
Degona: I have obsessive compulsive disorder. I have to do everything in threes. That's kinda how I got my reputation in school as a slut.
Eli: I always get screwed by the system. That's my place in the universe. I'm the system's b***h.
Wolf: It's a great day. Eli's got a new job, Danielle got a promotion, and the manager at Drug-Co is paying me off so I won't talk about their new experiment.
Arcel: Really?
Wolf: Yeah, I'm supposed to meet him in the woods at midnight.
Arcel: How much is he going to pay you?
Wolf: I don't know, but I think it's going to be a lot. He told me to bring a duffel bag I could fit in.
Danielle: I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.
Wolf: BOW DOWN BEFORE MY GIANT BRAIN.
Eli: So, Mr. Clockwork, you're off to see your girlfriend.
Clockwork: Yes, I got all I need. Flowers and 100$.
Eli: Ok...
Clockwork: Oh, yes. You see, she's always in need of money the poor thing. But I don't let that bother me. She's very nice, and shy. The girl won't even let me kiss her.
Eli: Mr. Clockwork, is she a prostitute?
Clockwork: Oh, no! She's an actress who's researching the part of a prostitute, going on... 14 years now.
Eli: Oh, and does she have a very strict acting coach who beats her with an iron pipe every once in a while?
Degona: Oh, and I booked a massage for you this afternoon.
Eli: Wait a minute, you want me to believe that I'm going to lie down naked on a table and nothing's going to happen?
Degona: Does it ever?
Wolf: The closest I ever got to an altar was when my uncle tried to sacrifice me to the corn gods to make the crops grow.
Eli: [Destiny, Danielle and Degona are all standing in Eli's cubicle] Yes, Charlie, all the angels are here... [about Degona] only, one of them had a terrible accident with a paint truck!
Wolf: [Dramatically] I'm a janitor. Have you ever cleaned a toilet with your bare hands before?
Eli: Hi, I'm Eli. You know in all the years we've been on television, we've never won an Emmy award. Never! Can't even get nominated! Nothing for acting, nothing for writing, nothing! We thought this year might be different after all the shows we've did but nope, we've don't have a chance in hell this year either. So some of the guys around here thought if we did just this one special episode, something filled with social importance and big tear-jerking emotional things, that we'd have a chance. And that maybe the Emmy people would notice just once, just once in our stinking miserable lives! But I said NO! We're not gonna have our actors hamming it up just to win some stupid award.
Wolf: [barging in] Eli! This homeless woman is having a baby for your consideration!
~Drew Carey Show, which was awesome btw
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:46 am
Clockwork: I suppress each photo, cell phone videos, each one costs me a fortune, and then they show up on Youtube... God, I hate Youtube!
[Eli and Clockwork walk to Degona and ND's room]
Clockwork: [seeing strang monsters and agents trying to stop the monster] What's going on?
Eli: Oh, its Friday
ND: [About Degona] Watch it boys, she's on fire!
ND: I can be discreet.
Degona: Really?
ND: Hey, I followed you and Wolf, didn't I?
Degona: And then you had him transferred to Antarctica. That's very... discreet.
ND: Ah, he said he liked the cold.
Eli: ND, we have company.
ND: [getting annoyed] Come on, Eli. Give me something to work with here!
Eli: Borrowing creatures.
ND: How many of them?
Eli: Many... there are no corpses because there are no leftover's. Have you noticed the floor?
ND: [walking through the bloody sludge] Aww crap!
Eli: Precisely. All these things do is eat and eat, than poop. Than eat again.
Degona: [sarcastic] Remind you of anyone?
[Sounds are heard, creatures fly by in the background]
ND: Come on, Eli! What are these things?
Eli: Carcharadon Carcharias.
ND: English, English.
Eli: They're, um... tooth fairies.
ND: Ha!
Eli: No. Black Forest, 3rd Century. They feed mostly on calcium. Bones, skin, organs... But they do usually go after the teeth first. Hence the name, "tooth fairies."
Degona: Bet you they don't leave money, either.
[The gang are about to be attacked by these flesh eating creatures. Ther eis a loud noise, and Eli shileds Degona by putting his hand on her stomache, as the walls creak and crack. His eyes dialate, and his mouth opens]
Eli: OMG! *takes hand off her stomache* Degona.. your pregnant!
Degona: No I'm not!
Eli: *showing her his hand, waving it* Yes.. you are.
Degona: o.o
ND: C'mon, Degona! Burn 'em all!
Eli: [to Degona, about being pregnant, taking a test] You don't ahve to do that, by readings are quite accurate, and you have nothing to fear. Despite his appearances, I bet ND can be excellent father figure.
Degona: *in the bathroom, taking a test* Shut up Eli! And get your damn hand away from the door!
Prince Danneh: [to his mother and council members, about humans] Greed had burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled. They will never have enough. Mother, you were once a proud warrior. When did you become their pet? I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright! And for that I will call upon the help of all my people and they will answer. The good, the bad...
Prince Danneh: [holds up the crown piece] ... and the worst.
Queen Danielle: [puts a hand to her own crown piece] The Golden Army? You cannot be that mad!
Prince Danneh: Perhaps I am. Perhaps they made me so.
[The Queen orders that Danneh be killed, and Danneh fights off every soilder, and then stabs Danielle. She gasps, and dies]
Prince Danneh: I always loved you.. Mother... [takes her crown piece, puts is with his, then turns his hand] And Now my sister...
[She's gone]
Prince Danneh: Destiny! FIND HER!
Arcel: [With German Accent] You will learn to obey me, follow protocol and stay fockused at all times.
ND: Oh, that word "fockused." Yeah, with your accent, I wouldn't use it that much.
Arcel: [With German Accent] You have one fatal flaw.
ND: Oh, I wanna hear this.
Arcel: [With German Accent] No, you don't. You can't take criticism.
ND: I'm listeing..
Arcel: [With German Accent] [pokes him] Can't... take it.
ND: [yells] What's my flaw?
Arcel: [With German Accent] Your temper! It gets the best of you. Makes you weak, makes you vulnera...
[ND punches him]
Princess Destiny: [with the others in the meat-locker] To wage his war, my brother needs this.
[holding the crown piece and cylinder]
Princess Destiny: The final piece of the crown of BethMora and this map to the location of the Golden Army chamber.
Arcel: [With German Accent] The Golden Army. The harbingers of death, the unstoppable tide...
ND: [gasps, eyes dialate, remembers something from the monistary]
Arcel: [With German Accent] Your Highness, if you hand the crown piece over to us...
Princess Destiny: No. Where it goes, I go. My mother died to uphold the truce with your world. We must honor his noble intentions.
Abe Sapien: The lady is in dire danger.
Arcel: [With German Accent] I take is your are vouching for her, Agent Eli?
Eli: Most emphatically, yes.
Arcel: [With German Accent] Even so... I am sorry, but we simply cannot assume such responsibility on our own.
ND: [getting in Eli's face] Lady just lost her mother, what more do you want?
Arcel: [With German Accent] You may not care, but there are procedures, rules, and little handbooks that...
ND: She's coming with us. You got that, gasbag?
Arcel: [With German Accent] [offended] What-what did you call me?
Prince Danneh: [from behind the group] You! You will pay for what happened to my friend down there.
ND: [turning to face him, sarcastically] Yeah, right. You take checks?
ND: [sees Eli is listening to love songs] Eli.. *gasps* Eli! The princess?
Eli: I never met a girl like her...
ND: You're in love. Have a beer.
Eli: Oh, my body's a temple.
ND: Now it's an amusement park.
ND: [reading a CD's track listing] "Can't Smile Without You"?
Eli: I know...
ND: Yep, I'm gonna need a beer, too!
Prince Danneh: [to Destiny, catching her in the library] Very creative of you. The parchment was of no importance. The cylinder... is very interesting
[picking up the burning chamber and burning the imprint into the table]
Prince Danneh: We will find the Golden Army here. As for the crown peice, I know it's here.I can feel that much in you. Mother always tried so hard to shield your heart from mine.
[pacing around the bookcase]
Prince Danneh: It's in one of the books and I will find it.
[holding a book, before throwing it down]
Prince Danneh: Blue? You always look so beautiful in blue. Blue, poetry, love, and lust. Only words. I will find it.
[ND and Eli look at Degona, sleeping]
ND: [drunk] Look at her, Abe. She's my... she's my whole, wide w... I would... I would give my life for her. But she also expects me to do the dishes!
Eli: [also drunk] I would die *and* do the dishes!
ND: [drunk] She's still mad at me, you know. And it's not about the mess, either, it's about something else.
Eli: [also drunk] Well, why don't you just ask her?
ND: No! Because when a woman's mad at you, but she's really mad about something else, and you have to ask, she gets mad because you had to ask in the first place! You know?
Eli: Uh-uh... Look, ND, there's something you have to know...
Degona: *siting up* ELI!
Eli: I'm sorry Degona, he has to know...
ND: Know what?
Degona: Eli! D<
[an alarm goes off]
Prince Danneh: [stabs ND in the chest] You may have mused in the past, am I mortal?
[breaks off the spear, leaving the head in ND's chest]
Prince Danneh: Now you are.
ND: Degona...
Degona: Don't try to talk.
ND: No, you need to hear this. I know what's important. You are. I can turn my back on the whole world... as long as you stay with me.
Degona: I'll stay with you. You're the best man I know.
ND: [smiles] Man...
Prince Danneh: [releasing the tooth fairies] Let this remind you why you once feared the dark...
Arcel: [With German Accent] Consider our tactical advantage. Without the piece of the crown, his Army is useless.
Degona: So, we have clearance?
Arcel: [With German Accent] Agent Jamie... Degona... screw ze clearance! Ve vill *take* that plane!
Angel of Death: ND...
Degona: You know that name?
Angel of Death: And yours, Degona... At last, I have been waiting for you both, I am his death and I will meet him at every crossroad.
Degona: Can you save him?
Angel of Death: It is for you to decide. It is all the same to me, my heart is filled with dust and sand. But you should know, it is his destiny to bring about the destruction of the Earth... not now, not tomorrow but soon enough. Knowing that, you still want him to live?
[Degona pauses]
Angel of Death: So, child, make the choice. The world, or him?
Degona: Him.
Angel of Death: The time will come, and you, my dear, will suffer more than anyone.
Degona: I'll deal with it. Now save him.
Angel of Death: It is done.
[the Angel removes the spearhead from Danneh's chest]
Angel of Death: I have done what I can, now give him a reason to live.
Degona: Listen to me, you big ape.. you need to get up.. you're going to be a father...
ND: *opens eyes, turns to her, and sits up* I.. become.. Father?
Degona: *nods, smiles, and they kiss*
[after smashing up a dozen of the Golden Army's soldiers]
ND: Industrable, my a**.
[ND is about to fight Danneh; Eli and Degona are worried]
ND: [to Degona] Don't worry, babe.
[turns to Eli]
ND: I'm not gonna kill him, Eli. But I will kick his a**!
Prince Danneh: [defeated] Kill me. You must. For I will not stop. I cannot.
ND: [taking the crown] Sorry, pal. I win, you live. [He gets up, and walks over to the gang]
[Danneh gets up, takes out knife, and raises it like he' going to stab him. bu the stops, gasps, as blood pours out of his chest] Sister...
[He turns, and looks at Danielle]
Princess Destiny: [in order to stop him, she has stabbed herself in the chest. She pulls out the knife, gasps, and falls to the ground]
Eli: Destiny! [runs to her, and holds her]
Princess Destiny: [fading away]
Eli: [as she lies dying] I never got a chance to tell you how I feel.
Princess Destiny: Give me your hand.
Eli: [holds her hand]
Princess Destiny: It's... beautiful. [she smiles]
Prince Danneh: We die and the world will be poorer for it... [He turns to Danielle} Sister... [dies]
Eli: [looks down, and Danielle is dead too, he cries]
ND: Maybe we can find a place with a yard. It'd be great for the baby!
Degona: Babies.
ND: [mouths] Babies?
Degona: [holds up two fingers, wagging them]
ND: 0.0
~ Hellboy II: The Golden Army
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:18 pm
Arcel: Just your average multi-national corporation specializing in secret bio research and defense contracting. Massive Dynamic. Seems like such an innocent name for a corporation, don't you think?
Tech: Coffee yogurt.
Lynn: The synthetic compound?
Tech: Arcel. When he was 13, all he would eat was coffee yogurt. Almost drove our mother to tears.
Arcel: Tech, that wasn't me, that was you.
Tech: Oh?
Arcel: (on his cell phone) Hello?
Tech: If that's Agent Destiny, tell her to bring some coffee yogurt.
arcel: Can you hold on for one second?
Tech: He's right about the yogurt. In case you haven't noticed, I can be quite obsessive.
Lynn: [sarcastic] Really?
Destiny: How long is this going to take?
Tech: Miss Destiny, what we're doing, what you have asked me to do, is pushing the boundaries of all that is real and possible. We're not roasting a turkey.
Tech: I need you to adjust the drugs.
Arcel: Well, what did you give her this time?
Tech: Drugs I'd rather be taking myself.
Degona: Massive Dynamic is Hell. And its founder, Clockwork, is the Devil. And I can prove all of it.
Tech: Uh oh.
Destiny: What?
Tech: I just got an erection. Oh, fear not, it's nothing to do with your state of undress. I think I simply need to urinate.
Destiny: That's good to know.
Arcel: (noting Destiny has no friends) What do you mean you don't have one? Everyone has one. Even I have one.
Tech: What's that, a spleen?
Arcel: [sarcastic] Yeah, a spleen.
Tech: [poitning to the cadaver he's autopsying] This one suffers from asplenia, a rare genetic condition in which one is born spleenless.
Arcel: Thank you, Tech.
H.I. Worker: Can I help you guys find something?
Tech: Oh, yes. We're looking for an electric saw. Preferably variable speed with an easily replaceable blade system.
H.I. Worker: What are you cutting, wood?
Tech: Human tissue. Flesh and bone. It's more sinuous than you may expect.
Arcel: It's really not that dire.
Tech: Oh, actually, potentially it's far worse.
H.I. Worker: [paniced look on face] Um, I think that the saw you're looking for is around the corner, next to the routers... [she walks off fast]
Tech: Thank you.
Arcel: No need to call the police!
Tech: What we perceive as solid matter is mostly empty space. Just as we may perceive that a life is full that is actually a series of empty encounters.
Arcel: He's been like that all day. It's been awesome.
Arcel: Destiny, are you okay? You look stressed.
Destiny: I'm fine.
Tech: No, Arcel's right. Your pupils are dilated. It's a symptom of high stress. Unless you're using hallucinogens. Are you tripping, Agent Destiny?
[Arcel and Destiny come running into Tech's bedroom]
Arcel: Tech, wake up, this is important
Tech: Oh. Oh! Do you two want to use the room?
Agent Eli: Does any of this trigger anything in your mind?
Tech: Yes, but not about banks. Think back 20 years. Imagine yourself then imagining yourself now, 20 years into the future. In your wildest imagination, could you ever think you'd be here?
Agent Eli: Is he stoned?
~ Fringe again! [Is anyone else obsessed with this show or is it just me?!?!?!]
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:54 pm
Clockwork: Inside a snowflake like the one on your sleeve, there happened a story you must see to believe...
Clockwork: Yes, every ECC down in the club house loved Christmas alot, but Danneh.. who lives just north of the club house.. did not!
Danneh: [about the ECC] Serves them right those yuletide loving, sickly sweet nobs sucking cheermongers! I reallly don't like them. Uh-uh.. no I don't! *eats onion* ND! Get my cloak! *waks out of cave* I've been much too tolerant of these ECC deliguents and their innocent victemless pranks... *rubs onion on skin* So they want to get to know me do they? They want to spend a little *jazz hands* qaulity time with Danneh! *turns around, evil look in eyes* I guess I could use a little.. social interction! *evil grin*
[In town, at the club house]
People: [on a bike] Merry Christmas! [pedals away]
Danneh: [disguised] Oh you bet, Ho Ho Ho and stuff...
[the bike crashes]
Danneh: Oh my! Someone has vandalized that vehicle! You see ND? THe city is a dangerous place! [turns around and his holding a hack saw]
Clockwork: Danneh hated christmas, the whole christmas season...
Policeman: Top of the morning!
Danneh: Flat foot..
Clockwork: No please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
Danneh: [sees some kids] Hey kid's here's a present for you! [hands them saw] Be sure to run real fast with it! COme on [clapping] Double time! Move move move move!
Clockwork: It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right.. or maybe that his shoes were to tight... but I think the mostly likely reason of all... was that his heart was 2 sizes.. too small!
Danneh: [messing with peoples mail] Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, blackmail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, blackmai jury duty.
Gwen: Thanks for saving me.
Danneh: [stops in his tracks] Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.
[grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Gwen up]
Danneh: Hold still.
[to ND]
Danneh: ND, pick out a bow.
[to Gwen]
Danneh: Can I use your finger for a sec?
Danneh: What's that stench? It's fantastic.
Danneh: One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri.
[ND barks]
Danneh: I don't know, it's some kind of soap.
Danneh: Those ECC are hard to frazzle, ND! But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters.
Danneh: [looking at his heart via X-ray] YES! Down a size and a half! And this time.. I'll keep it off!
Danneh: Get the stick ND! Get the sitck! [ND runs off] There's no stick.. I'm smarter!
Danneh: Any calls?
Danneh's Answering Machine: [computer voice] You have no messages.
Danneh: Odd. Better check the outgoing.
Danneh's Answering Machine: [Danneh's voice] If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.
Danneh: Hmm. Hmm. Oh well!
Danneh: I tell you ND, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here.
[indicates himself]
Danneh: [shouts] Hello?
Echo: Hello, hello, hello...?
Danneh: How are you?
Echo: How are you... how are you... how are you...?
Danneh: I asked you first.
Echo: I asked you first... first... first...
Danneh: Oh right, that's REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say.
Echo: ...Saying exactly what I say... what I say... what I say...
Danneh: I'm an idiot!
Echo: *You're* an idiot... an idiot... in idiot...!
Danneh: [whispering] Alright fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverbarates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it.
[pause]
Echo: You're an idiot...
Destiny: Did I have a crush on Danneh? Of COURSE not.
Gwen: Uh... I didn't ask you that.
Destiny: .... oh...... right....
Clockwork: So whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes.. Danneh stood outside of his cave, hating the [ECC].
Danneh: [hating the ECC] Alphebeticlly.. [in phone book] Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!
Danneh: Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant.
Danneh: The nerve of the ECC. Inviting me down there - and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. Four o'clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
[Danneh flies into the scene, bounces off one banner, into another one, then flies straight into Destiny's chest. They tobble to the ground]
Danneh: [knowing who it is, in her cleavage] Hello Destiny...
Eli: Don't worry Danneh, you'll get your reward. But first, a little family reunion. They nursed you, they raised you... and now here they are, you're aunties!
[Degona and Destiny walk on stage]
Danneh: [shocked and angry] Are you two still living?!
Danneh: That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been *about*. Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts. You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your *garbage*. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice...
[shouts]
Danneh: The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue." Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this *whole* Christmas season is
[shouts]
Danneh: stupid, stupid, stupid! There is however one Christmas tradition I find quite meaningful! *grabs plant* Mistletoe.. No pucker up and kiss it ECC! *puts it on his but*
Destiny: [faints]
Dan: [faints]
[a taxicab passes Danneh by, after he destorys a city]
Danneh: It's because I'm gray* isn't it?
*edited the color. xD
Danneh: Suffering snorkelblasts! They're relentless!!!!
Clockwork: The ECC's young and old would sit down to a Feast, and they will feast, and they will feast.
Danneh: And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Pudding and rare Roast Beast. But there's something I just cannot stand in least... Oh no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME! BLAST YOU ECC!
Danneh: All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!
[ND knocks the red nose off]
Danneh: BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that? Cut, print, check the gate, moving on.
Danneh: I'm going to die! I'm going to throw up, and them I'm going to die! Mommy, make it stop! Eh heh heh heh ha he hehheh... whew, almost lost my *cool* there.
Clockwork: ...He slunk to the fridge...
[Danneh tackles the refrigerator]
Danneh: SLUNK!
Gwen: Santa, don't forget Danneh. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly, and his hands are cold and clammy, but I think he's kinda... sweet.
Danneh: SWEET... You think he's sweet?
Gwen: Merry Christmas Santa.
Danneh: [cringes to hear those words]
[Gwen runs upstairs]
Danneh: Cute kid........... baaaaaaaaaaad judge of character.
Danneh: [about christmas] It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.
Clockwork: Then he puzzled, and puzzled, until his puzzler was sore. Then Danneh thought of something he hadn't before.
Danneh: Maybe Christmas...
Clockwork: He thought..
Danneh: ... doesn't come from a store! Maybe Christmas perhaps... means a little bit more.
Clockwork: And what happened then? Well in the ECC they say.. that Danneh's small heart grew three sizes that day.
Danneh: Oh, no, the sleigh, the presents, they'll be destroyed, and I care!
[shouts]
Danneh: What is the deal?
Danneh: I am the demon that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.
[long silence]
Danneh: Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a choke hold? Blind me with pepper spray?
Mayor Eli: You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. I'd go with the pepper spray.
Officer Wolf: Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry.
Destiny: Merry Christmas Eli. I'm afriad I do have something for you. Your ring back.. sorry. But my heart belongs to.. someone else [looks at Danneh]
Danneh: [motions mime] "me?"
Destiny: [nods "yes"]
Danneh: [excalims in joy, and dances]
Eli: O.o
Danneh: [laughs in Eli's face, then grabs Eli's hand] Cheer up dude, it's Christmas.
Clockwork: So he brought back the toys, and the food for the feast, and he.. he himself, Danneh, carved the Roast Beast.
[Danneh cuts the beast, clapping, celebratory]
Danneh: Who wants the Gizzard!
Dan: I do!
Danneh: Too late! That will be mine...
~How The Grinch Stole Christmas
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:45 pm
A little Christmas spirit here! ;D
Okay, maybe a lot.
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[to the Destiny and Degona]
ND: Eli here was just saying how remarkable it was that Danneh's sisters should have eyes... [voice cracks] ...I mean, blue eyes. That is eyes...
Eli: Nice out.
Arcel: [about Eli's idea to court the ECC girls] I think it's ridiculous, impossible, and insane!
Eli: Anything else?
Arcel: Yes, I wish I'd thought of it first.
[Gwen and 80s have a fight, and both walk to different doors and leave the room, slamming the doors behind him. ND and Degona look at each other and both look out the window to see Gwen storming away.]
ND: (shakes his head) Well, how do you like that? You know, is there something we're doing wrong here?
Degona: I'm not sure, but daylight's beginning to glimmer. Last night, she couldn't sleep. Today, she won't eat. She's in love.
ND: Well if that's love, somebody goofed.
(Eli has decided to help Degona and Destiny escape from Danneh)
Eli: We like to take care of our friends.
Degona: But we're practically strangers!
Eli: Uh, we like to take care of that too.
Destiny: [after creating her phony engagement with Eli for a really complicated reason that I can't explain right now xD] Don't you think we ought to kiss or something?
Eli: Not until it's absolutely necessary.
Destiny: [to Eli] You are not exactly Superman, but you are awfully available.
Arcel: [to Eli and Destiny] You ought to be horsewhipped. [to Eli] First you, [to Destiny] then you, [to Eli] and then you again.
Eli: I have a feeling I'm not going to like this.
ND: I have a feeling you're gonna hate it.
ND: (to Eli) My dear partner. When what's left of you gets around to getting what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.
Eli: Once I figure out what that means, I'll come back with a crushing reply.
Degona: You don't think I'm the type of girl who goes around THROWING myself on men, do you?
ND: I'm the 'I-don't-mind-pushing-my-best-friend-into-but-am-scared-stiff-if-I-get-anywhere-near-it' kind.
80s: I just read a very fascinating article about citrus fruit, and its effect on, er, children's teeth.
Eli: (stares at him strangely) ...
80s: That -- (voice cracks) It's such a nice idea, though, isn't it?
Gwen: I'm sorry?
80s: You know, just... [swallows] Settling down, raising a family; it's just... it's so refreshing, isn't it?
Eli: (speaking into his water glass) Pushing, pushing...
Eli: Destiny, if you're ever under a falling building and someone offers to pick you up and carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate for a moment, just spit in his eye.
Destiny: What's that mean?
Eli: It means we're coming with you.
ND: Oh, boy!
ND: [to Degona] In some ways, you're far superior to my cocker spaniel.
ND: (about Danneh) How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
Eli: Very brave parents.
Eli: How do you do?
Rayna: Mutual, I'm sure.
ND: [to Eli] I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.
Danneh: D< There's no Christmas in the ECC!
Danrei: Scrooge.
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~Irving Berlin's White Christmas (1954)
Probably my favorite Christmas movie of all time.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:30 pm
Arcel: (to Destiny) You're talking about a man who infects people with giant viruses. If you hadn't escaped, who knows what they would have done to you. Listen to me, you just told him that you killed his wife. He said that to you to try to get a reaction out of you. To get to you. Let it go. You got his confession. Go home.
Tech: I was worried too. When you were taken.
Destiny: Thank you, Tech.
Tech: (looking at Arcel) Not as much as him, of course.
[Tech is struggleing to examine this slug creature]
Arcel: Ever thought about killing it?
TechL Yes, but then it might not be possible to bring it back.
Lynn: Somehow, I think you would be able to do that.
Tech:.... your probably right.
Arcel: Tech, what are you doing?
Tech: I'm dosing a caterpillar.
Arcel: Dosing? As in LSD?
Tech: It's a special blend.
Arcel: I see. Hey, guess what just happened? Finding out that my brother gives drugs to bugs, somehow just became a typical moment in my life.
Tech: Wonderful, isn't it?
Degona: Hard day?
Destiny: I honestly wouldn't know what to tell you. And if I did, it would be a felony.
Degona: You have a crazy job.
Tech: Look. Simian hemorrhagic fever. The infected cells have a definitive spiderweb look. Makes HIV look like a common cold by comparison.
Arcel: Tech...
Tech: (enthusiastically) Ebola. First the headaches and then the skin turns to rice pudding.
Arcel: Tech, please!
Tech: Internal hemorrhaging, rapid cell deterioration. It appears that he suffocated from within.
Arcel: Well, maybe that's because a giant, slimy, spiky slug came out of his mouth.
Tech: Yes. And I have a theory as to what it might have been.
Arcel: I'm sure you do. Care to share?
Tech: Eventually.
Destiny: Why would they do that? I mean, what would they want with me? What were they doing? Who could they be?
Tech: You're like a question machine.
Tech: Do you know what I could go for?
Lynn: Don't say food.
Tech: A cheese steak.
Lynn: Uggh. How can he even think about eating?
Arcel: I know, it's disgusting, right? And yet…
Lynn: You want one too?
Arcel: Extra provolone, please.
Lynn: Like brother, like.. brother*
*[I had to change that line cause the real line is like father like son but obivously Tech and Arcel are brothers]
Arcel: Are you sure?
Tech: Arcel, I'm not even sure that we exist on the same plane of consciousness, but yes, I believe so.
Arcel: They supersized the common cold, which as it turns out, is disgusting.
Destiny: Obviously somebody's playing with us.
Arcel: Yeah, they're showing off. Killing epidemiologists with the common cold.
Arcel: The man's insane, Destiny.
Tech: I concur, and in the category of takes one to know one… that man did seem disturbed.
~Fringe
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:38 pm
Danielle: (pained expression) Oh my god. This isn't a joke. You're really quitting the ECC?!
Destiny: I am so sorry guys.
Lynn: In a text message, no less?
Destiny: I couldn't think of any other way to tell you. I knew you guys would just convince me to stay. Listen, maybe we could still do it on the weekends.
Degona: Get ready to hear some good news. I've worked out a (Destiny looks hopeful)
Degona: Yes. You quit this other job. This other job you quit!
Danrei: I have to find Dan a date for the weekend. I've narrowed it down to three prospective candidates.
Arcel: ...why would you possibly want to jump into that snake pit?
Danrei: -glances at Danielle, who is busy ordering people around- Danielle ordered me to.
Arcel: All right. Would you like me to give your candidates the paper-master once over?
Danrei: If you have to.
Arcel: I'm saying it'll be easier to get a stranger to go out with him than someone he works with.
Degona: Or knows him.
Destiny: Or has ever had a conversation with him.
Lynn: Or he hasn't terrorized.
Arcel: One more question. Are we locked into the same species?
Danrei: (Just after she joins the club and a few characters...left) Excuse me, what happened to the last bunch?
Destiny: Well, we can't talk about it for legal reasons. All I know is our attorney said that, "It ain't decapitation if the head don't come off all the way".
(When Destiny recruited Lynn)
Destiny: So, what about it, girl? Want to be a world dominator?
Lynn: Are you kidding me? That's like asking me if I want my own jet pack, or if I've ever wanted to be a koala bear.
Wolf: We didn't do anything wrong; we didn't break any laws. (Mistro looks away) Oh no! Oh no! What– What'd you do Mistro?
Mistro: Nothing. It's just that laws keep changing. It's getting very challenging to keep up with them all
Destiny: What part of "stay put" is confusing to you?
Degona: The "put" part. Stay put? I wasn't "put" in the first place, Destiny. The expression is a complete disaster
(Watching Tech and Arcel fight)
Dan: We are merely pawns in a bitter sibling feud.
Danielle: I'm nobody's pawn, Dan. I'm a queen
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Psych smile
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:32 am
Lynn138 Danielle: (pained expression) Oh my god. This isn't a joke. You're really quitting the ECC?! Destiny: I am so sorry guys. Lynn: In a text message, no less? Destiny: I couldn't think of any other way to tell you. I knew you guys would just convince me to stay. Listen, maybe we could still do it on the weekends. Degona: Get ready to hear some good news. I've worked out a (Destiny looks hopeful) Degona: Yes. You quit this other job. This other job you quit! Danrei: I have to find Dan a date for the weekend. I've narrowed it down to three prospective candidates. Arcel: ...why would you possibly want to jump into that snake pit? Danrei: -glances at Danielle, who is busy ordering people around- Danielle ordered me to. Arcel: All right. Would you like me to give your candidates the paper-master once over? Danrei: If you have to. Arcel: I'm saying it'll be easier to get a stranger to go out with him than someone he works with. Degona: Or knows him. Destiny: Or has ever had a conversation with him. Lynn: Or he hasn't terrorized. Arcel: One more question. Are we locked into the same species? Danrei: ( Just after she joins the club and a few characters...left) Excuse me, what happened to the last bunch? Destiny: Well, we can't talk about it for legal reasons. All I know is our attorney said that, "It ain't decapitation if the head don't come off all the way". ( When Destiny recruited Lynn) Destiny: So, what about it, girl? Want to be a world dominator? Lynn: Are you kidding me? That's like asking me if I want my own jet pack, or if I've ever wanted to be a koala bear. Wolf: We didn't do anything wrong; we didn't break any laws. (Mistro looks away) Oh no! Oh no! What– What'd you do Mistro? Mistro: Nothing. It's just that laws keep changing. It's getting very challenging to keep up with them all Destiny: What part of "stay put" is confusing to you? Degona: The "put" part. Stay put? I wasn't "put" in the first place, Destiny. The expression is a complete disaster (Watching Tech and Arcel fight)Dan: We are merely pawns in a bitter sibling feud. Danielle: I'm nobody's pawn, Dan. I'm a queen --------------------- Psych smile WOO! Love the Psych quotes. Great job and they are funny as always! xD
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:59 pm
(For the lighter (and darker) side of the rp, I present a small collection of quotes from the ORIGINAL (not crappy US 4Kids! dub) Tokyo Mew Mew. Which I may eventually do a comparitive analyasis of.)
CW: Work hard, Your a superhero now.
Danielle: I want to thank you. But that doesn't mean I want anything... to do with you.
Lynn: Wow, you have cat ears! How cool is that!!
Mistro: Even Venus would be jealous of all the beautiful girls here.
Eli: You'll always get better if you just believe your going to.
Danielle: For making fun of me... I will make you pay!
Destiny: Let's rock, ladies!
Danneh: How are ya, my cute little vixen?
Danneh: This is boring! So I guess I'll have to kill you now.
Destiny: I'm not... joining anything. I'd rather be alone.
Gwen: Whenever we're bummed, all we need to do is get together, and laugh and play until we're totally exhausted, giddy and giggly. Then the sadness, just like these feathers...will miraculously float away.
Destiny: I don't join groups. Period. For you guys, I'll make an exception.
Danneh: It's your fault, Destiny. If you'd just go out with me, I'd leave this planet alone.
Danneh: Darn it! I wanted to have you kiss me for saving you...
Arcel: Piece 'a cake.
Danielle: What do you mean "piece 'a cake"?
Eli: He means she'll get over it.
Danielle: But how can you be over it?
Arcel: Actually, I was just wondering if anyone wanted a piece of cake.
Destiny (hiding behind a tree) : I'm sorry, ... I don't like to fight, but... (the camera pulls out to reveal Danneh behind her)
Danneh: We meet again, honey.
Destiny: Ack! You- (flashback of when Danneh flew down from nowhere to kiss her)
Danneh: Thanks for that kiss that time. But this time, we're going a little deeper.What are you thinking about? Ah, I see my kiss was good, huh? Shall we try once more?
Destiny: Stop playing around! (she swings her leg out) Like I'd do that again!
Danneh: Hey, pet. (Destiny looks up and sees a shadow) This is where we first met, isn't it? (He flies down to her) You've gained a little weight, huh?
Destiny: Don't! (She pushes him away)
Danneh: You're always so aggressive.
Destiny: What did you come here for? (his facial expression changes) W-What?
Danneh (pointing at her): I came to pick you up. (his eyes glow, she runs away, but runs into a dead end) Too bad... Let's go, Destiny.
Destiny (backing up): No!
Danneh: Come on already. Even if you say "no", I'm taking you. I've already decided.
Danneh: I came all the way to pick you up, so come with me.
Destiny: NO! I have an important date! I don't have time for this!
Danneh (walking toward her): I won't forgive you disobeying me. I will take you with me. Come with me, Desi. Let's go... Come on. (he lunges for her, she runs, but he grabs her wrist)
Destiny: No!
Danneh: Why won't you do as I say?
Destiny: Just why should I obey you? (he looks hurt)
Danneh: "Why"...? Desi... (she looks confused) I went through the trouble of coming to pick you up... Now come with me... Just the two of us... To a world with nobody else, and without fighting.
Destiny: Huh? What? What are you talking about, Danneh?
Danneh: This is the only way. This is the only option.
Destiny: I don't understand. I don't get what you mean! (he pulls her closer to him)
Danneh: Let's go. (she shakes her head) Don't be stubborn. I know you'll understand. You'll come with me, right? (she shakes her head again) I said this much, and you still don't understand?! (he flies up with her, but she remains on the ground) Come! Come already, Destiny!
Destiny: I can't! I can't do that, Danneh! I want to go see Eli! He's the only one for me. (he looks hurt again, and finally lets her go)
Danneh: Desi, you're still thinking about that human? So you won't come with me no matter what? (a sword appears in his hand) If you don't come, I'll kill you!
Danneh: Going on a date with another guy? How naughty of you. You're my toy now.
Destiny: I'm sorry, for being so much trouble... I love you very much.
Danielle: (after transforming into a cat) NYAAAA! I TURNED INTO A CAT!
Degona: That's enough from you. You're just a kid!
5YOD: J-just a kid?! Take that back, you old bat!!
Degona: Ol-old bat?! Midget!!
5YOD: Mi-mi... huh?
Degona: Midget midget midget midget midget midget midget midget midget midget midget midget midget midget midget
5YOD: Shut up!! Don't call me a midget!!
Destiny: By the way, do you know where Lynn is?
Lynn (still wrestling with SD): I want that virtue!
SD: Don't act like a baby! I want it, too!
Lynn: You are the baby!
80s: That's not a virtue...
Danneh: They seem to be having fun, leave them alone.
SD: YOU are the baby! Hands off!
Lynn: No, you let go!
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:10 pm
Clockwork: Dan, I'm going away and leaving you my magic gold ring. Dan: Wow! Your ring!? biggrin Clockwork: Yeah! Hope you like it! BYE! *closes door, then opens again* Oh, and the ring is cursed... *closes again* *knockknockknock, door opens, Destiny enters* Dan: Hi Destiny! Destiny: Hey! Nice ring! Dan: Yeah! And it's CURSED! Destiny: Really? Does it have an inscription of ancient evil? Dan: *reads ring* Let's see, it says "Wolf and Danielle Forever!" Destiny: No under that... Dan: Oh... xp *reads again* Here it is, it says "If found please return to Danneh, Lord of Darkness" Destiny: Oh that's bad! The Lord of Darkness probably has evil henchmen looking for it right now! *doorbell* Dan: Who is it? ND: *sing-song* Evil henchmen! Dan: *opens door* Yes, what can I do for you? ND: The Lord of Darkness has lost his Ring of Evil! Do you have it!? Dan: No smile ND: Oh...umm...How bout his Sunglasses of Evil? Dan: No smile ND: His keys to the Evil-mobile? Dan: No, sorry! I have to go now bye! smile ND: Wait! What about his Umbrella of D00m? *door slams in ND's face* His Galoshes Of Wickedness...? Hello...? From here
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:48 am
FullmetalChao Clockwork: Dan, I'm going away and leaving you my magic gold ring. Dan: Wow! Your ring!? biggrin Clockwork: Yeah! Hope you like it! BYE! *closes door, then opens again* Oh, and the ring is cursed... *closes again* *knockknockknock, door opens, Destiny enters* Dan: Hi Destiny! Destiny: Hey! Nice ring! Dan: Yeah! And it's CURSED! Destiny: Really? Does it have an inscription of ancient evil? Dan: *reads ring* Let's see, it says "Wolf and Danielle Forever!" Destiny: No under that... Dan: Oh... xp *reads again* Here it is, it says "If found please return to Danneh, Lord of Darkness" Destiny: Oh that's bad! The Lord of Darkness probably has evil henchmen looking for it right now! *doorbell* Dan: Who is it? ND: *sing-song* Evil henchmen! Dan: *opens door* Yes, what can I do for you? ND: The Lord of Darkness has lost his Ring of Evil! Do you have it!? Dan: No smile ND: Oh...umm...How bout his Sunglasses of Evil? Dan: No smile ND: His keys to the Evil-mobile? Dan: No, sorry! I have to go now bye! smile ND: Wait! What about his Umbrella of D00m? *door slams in ND's face* His Galoshes Of Wickedness...? Hello...? From hereXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *falls of chair laughing*
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