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Funn....I have a headache too...Must be leftover from yours.

*winces in pain and runs away*

O_o
Death by squeaky hammer...what a horrible way to die...almost as bad as being run down by an ambulance.

Wow, eaten alive by a duck...or a squirrel.
Squirrels....Satan’s secret army...

Sporks! Man, those things rock. A few years ago in a shop-course I was taking I made a giant purple spork with a black strip and now it's on the wall in my kitchen. If I ever go postal at work I'm using that as my weapon of choice. whee

Jesus H on a pogo stick. You guys are full of weird mental images... I gotta write this down (may I just mention that at this point, I was bored enough to add myself to my friendlist). Lesse...

Man Goes Postal, Giant Spork Proves Deadly
Police baffled

October fifth, Thyisville, Iowa :: Tragedy struck yesterday afternoon as a young male, known only as Thyis, supposedly "snapped" at his worplace and proceeded to attack random residents with a large, purple spork.

Some onlookers at first believed this to be a joke, until he began to use the deadly utensil to better effect by stabbing instead of clubbing. They were then horrified as, in the words of Karle the Sorceror, he "(used) the eating utensil turned weapon to (...) eat the steaming brains of those (he) extracted (his) vengence upon!"

Blueshadow, who was also present during the attack, laments: "being attacked by a spork! Holy crap! I wouldn't want to die that way!"

The cause for this outburst is still unknown, although it is suspected that there was some overwhelming stress on Thyis' unstable brain that caused a complete mental breakdown. "Either that," says the Cheif of Police John McNormalguy, "or he was just plain nuts to begin with."

The criminal has yet to be apprehended, and was last seen fleeing towards the Mexican border.

Sporks are so cool! You can use it as either a fork or a spoon!!

Shazz - Mexican Border eh...? *pokes Thyis* Go to greenland. No one goes there.