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 Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:26 am
For a couple weeks, we ahd the Student directors from U.P.S. ((Univercity of Puget Sound)) and Rinky Dink ((B.D. Mr. Rink)) left the room, as usual. Then Mr. Shackleford, er no, it was Mr.Reynolds, was talking about we are like elephants. Then he said "You guys need to be like dancing elephants!" And so like me and Cassidy started randomly dancing together on our tiptoes pretending like we where fat elephants. Then he said "The fat elephants need to stop dancing now..." And we laughed so hard.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:30 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:01 pm
where to start....
"You've gotta roll before you bang, and you've gotta bang before you zoom."
"You want it to PUNCH! What you've got right now is like a slap fight a la Nick and Eamon"
"YOU CAN'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF ME!"
"Could I get fired for that?"
"SCHBANG!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:12 pm
"Alison, there's not enough time, so just do Trevor and...then do Kyle, then you're done."
My god, he didn't know what he said. XDDD
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:12 pm
Our band teacher is funny when it comes to a few people.
random girl: Oops had a blonde moment.
Mrs. McClain: You're not blonde....
random girl: But I was dumb for a moment. So I had a blonde moment...
Mrs. McClain: I will hit you upside the head with a folder if you say that one more time!
Our band teacher is blonde....^^ She's also gotten so mad at a drummer before she threw a drumstick at the wall but she still had a smile on her face and someone walked in at that exact time....
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:14 pm
My band director is always claiming how stupid we act and how oblivious we can be.....and then she always uses her catchphrase: Don't Drive and Don't Reproduce
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She never gets tired of that.....lol
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:52 pm
oh my gosh, my band teachers have said so many funny things its hard to recall. but oh my gosh, my band teacher Mr. V was telling eric (the snair drum in our band) how to play this one song. Well okay, this is what he said to him, "You have to hit that drum loud on the accents. ooo, I KNOW!! Pretend the snair drum is your annoying little sister. Bang her so hard she can't speak!!" I don't know if he reilized what he said at first, but when the whole class burst out into laughter he was like, "Okay, just forget I ever said that!!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:00 pm
okay, so this story isn't about our band director, but about or visuals instructor, Ping, and it isn't exactly about what he said, but what happened that makes it funny. Ping doesn't live in our city, and he helps out some other bands, and he was going to leave the two weeks before our last marching band comp. we had one that Saturday, and Ping told us he would stay if we bought him luggage. Turns out we got second at the comp. well, anyway, all the other bands where leaving, trapping us in the stands. (visual time!!! our band is in the far left (from field) side of the bleachers. there are stairs filled with band (not ours) kids between us and Ping. okay, visual over) our entire band started chanting "Luggage! Luggage! Luggage!" really really loudly, and Ping backs off, acting all embarrassed. the stream of band kids, (stars, there were a TON of them) all looked at us as they went by as if we where crazy. so did the band hanging out in front of us on the field.... but the odd thing is, we just got amused looks when we sang "Hey, Baby." (our bands theme song... we sing it everywhere.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:45 pm
Hm...
Me: Hey, Hartmetz.
H: *eating lunch* Hey.
Me:...aren't we not allowed to eat in here? o_0
Flutes: *working with H on a hard part of the song*
Tuba: XDDD
Me: What?
Him: Doesn't it sound like part of Frosty the Snowman?
Me: *hears it* XDDD
H: No, flutes! Make it more...jolly!
Us: *rofl*
H: <.<;
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:07 pm
Our conductor in orchestra is always saying things that we find hilareouse
con:"Izzy, you fingering boris wrong" (Yes our instruments have names)
con:Holly flutish now
Me to Tom: Oh the magical language from the land of flutasia
tom: Maybe the inhabitans will appear if holly speaks
together: Play holly Play xD
con: Now wear white shirts and black trousers
Tom: what about black shirt white trousers
con: You maybe called tom, but i don't see jones on the end of it
(nearly spat out my water at that point)
The conducter also helps with vocal group here are some convos from there too
con: now my baritones sing
*singing*
con:all you boys sound delightfull, now tenors your part
*singing*
con: no no no, its a low a, get it right
ME: miss, were girls and we have a lower parts then the boys
con: Thats because there my little angles, and they must sound beautiful
(Now that scared all the guys, we now call them the demons lol)
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:15 pm
We were sight-reading some random stuff one time, and we stopped in the middle of one of the tunes. Then he was all, "Ok guys, start at number 69!" That was hilarious. xD
And then my intermediate school friend told me a story, as well. She and some friends asked the intermediate school BD if he knew what "STD" stood for. The BD was all, "...Erm...". And then they burst out, "SUPER TASTEY DORITOS!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:29 pm
this one time the flute section had a rit. at this one part and he was like yelling at us
" LOOK UP... IF YOU DON'T LOOK UP WE ARE GONNA END UP WITH 8 DIFFERENT RITARDANDO'S RUNNING AROUND" but he acually said retards
xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:31 pm
My band director, Mr. Paul, says "Go Go Gadget Band Kids" lol hes pretty weird, but hes cool.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:52 pm
lol my band teacher... oh crap forget it i dont got 1... but im in a band though
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:48 pm
My band teachers case for his conducting wand...he calls it a battondom....thats what everyone calls it now razz
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