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 Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:29 pm
*eyes start bleeding* evil *tackles Haur, rolling down the stairs*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:35 pm
*sighs and rolls eyes as they tumble down the stairs* Eric, be careful or you might damage the baby...... *thumbs through catalogue*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:53 pm
Me: *growls trying to wrap hands around Eric's neck and strangle him*
Ivy ran over to Nightmare. "Why'd you let him go?!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:02 pm
Nightmare pouted "he can be slippery when he wants to."
7 year old Eric suited up in a red ranger halloween costume and drew his power sword "hello, my name is Eric the Red, you insulted my first crush. Prepare to die." He jumped into the fray, whacking haur on the head with the plastic sword.
*bear hugging Haur*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:06 pm
*snorts* If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard THAT one........ *smirks* Lil' Eric, if you stop this right now, I've got a pack of Oreos and a king-size Snickers bar over here just for you~
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:13 pm
-.-
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We are not so easily bought.
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:15 pm
Ten year old Haur walks in with a plastic Barbie baseball bat. "Lee bai boo gao: Bring it on b***h!" Ten year old Haur proceeds to viciously attack 7 year old Eric.
Me: *kicking wildly*
She crossed her arms. "You just want to see her get beat up."
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:18 pm
*adds chicken fries, gummi worms, and lava crunch cakes to pile* -w-
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:27 pm
7 year old Eric holds up his sword "I am a Power Ranger, I will not faulter from my duty!"
*throws Haur in a choke hold*
Nightmare gets an idea and ages 7 year old Eric to 11 and changes the tv channel to a Girls Gone Wild paid program.
11 year old Eric looked up "hey who change my sh....whoa." o///o
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:34 pm
*smirks and stands up, begins unhooking bra under shirt* I can handle this now.......
*10-year old religion-confused prudish Tana grabs back of jeans* O.O NOOOOO!!!!!! YOU MUSTN'T DO THAT!!!!!!!! ITS NOT BEFITTING A YOUNG LADY!!!!!!!!!!!
. . . Oh, right. This was the sex-ed year.........
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:51 pm
*12-year-old self looks at current self*
*looks back*
*both shake heads and walk away*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:03 pm
Me: *eating cheese enchilada* Not as good as grammy's but it'll do.
Don't even get me started Stray. I break down and cry wondering how I could have let this happened. My entire life I waited to be 21, because I s0o0o sure I'd be beautiful, and capable, and in control of my life. My looks are sinking like the titanic, before I could even grow into them and now I avoid mirrors. I haven't worn a swim suit in 4 years. Sad part is, even if I got my body back, the damage is done.
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:17 pm
Wow, that's totally not even what I was referring to. My 12 year old self would not be amused by all this tomfoolery as I am not. That's all. In personality I haven't really changed in like ten years.
Actually, if my past self could see my current self he would probably be fascinated. And ask about my beard. And probably assume I'm married or something, and that it was to a tiny Japanese girl.
Cuz that's how I rolled back in the day.
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:25 pm
11 year old Eric saw what Kitana was about to do and nosebleed fainted.
Wow Stray, I would've wanted to kick your a** as a 12 year old too.
11 year old Eric lifted his plastic masked head and nodded "you are so boring."
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:35 pm
*snorts* He's so cute when he was innocent. I didn't really lose that innocence until sophomore year. When I met OLDER him -.-
*10 year old Tana subsequently begins to freak out* O.O!!!!!!!!!!!
*grins evilly* Oh, but to think how his mind was so incredibly BLOWN by boobs back then........
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