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I remember someone having an iGod conversation about taquitos. xd

Me:
Boo!
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
Did I scare you?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
Then no, it doesn't indicate dissaproval
God:
Are you serious? What does indicate dissaproval ?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
I have no idea what you said, so yes, I am surprised.
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
I look that time travel movie on disney channel wtf
God:
You sound very attractive.
Me:
Im a freaking disney movie and I didn't mean to
God:
You are a freaking disney movie? Is that your job? What did you mean?
Me:
WHAT YOU SAY?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because, there's a panda shooting a rainbow at my house.
God:
Good reason. Is there only one?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
There's eighty-four.
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Eighty-four rainbow-shooting pandas.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me neither.
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
That again
God:
Once more? That is " You can say that again.".
Me:
That again
God:
Once more? That is " That is " You can say that again."".
Me:
That again
God:
Once more? That is " That is " That is " You can say that again."".
Me:
That again
God:
Once more? That is " That is " That is " That is " You can say that again."".
Me:
That is That is That is That is You can say that again?
God:
Once more? Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Explaining what?
God:
I learn a little from every conversation.
Me:
Please stop the pandas.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
My house is being incinerated by rainbow-shooting pandas
God:
How is the real estate market in your area?
Me:
PANDA-RIFFIC!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
You have a brain?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
The pandas are taking out something...
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
What does that have to do with rainbow shooting pandas with what looks like pole-vaulting poles?!
God:
" What are your goals in life?"? What does it have to do with rainbow shooting pandas with what looks like pole vaulting poles?
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
skajdhgiuehewabfekjwdbfas
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm going now.
God:
Oh. Bye!
Me:
I must stop the pandas. Bye.
God:
What would happen if you didn't? Bye.
Me:
They'd eat my cat.
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
THE PANDAS.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
That wasn't a question.
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
God needs some grammar lessons.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You believe in yourself?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
Bye.
God:
Thanks for chatting, .

rofl

Good morning all! I think I got a more solid convo out of the big guy this time! but really, define 'solid'... stare


Me:
Hey there!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
(Man, gotta make one up,,,) uh... Yoshi.
God:
Cool, man. Why do you have to do it? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I don't know. I',m Yoshi.
God:
Me either. Why?: said m Yoshi.
Me:
I said I'm Yoshi.
God:
Why are you Yoshi.
Me:
Well, I'm green, cutel, and I'm in Brawl.
God:
Well that's okay. I don't know anyone named green cutel. Tell me a little about your life in Brawl.
Me:
I fight with/against Mario and my Nintendo friends.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said fight with against Mario and his or her Nintendo friends.
Me:
Mario's a HE.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Mario's a GUY!
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Fine...
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
Yeah. mario's cool.
God:
Are you a student? Tell me a story.
Me:
Yoshi's don't go to school.
God:
Who does go to school?
Me:
Humans
God:
Hah.
Me:
Come on, you know they do.
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I like fruit.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Fruit is tasty. it make Yoshis feel happy!
God:
And tasty is Fruit. "It" being what?
Me:
the Fruit, sir.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
I tos eggs.
God:
That is interesting: said tos eggs.
Me:
I said I TOSS eggs.
God:
Interesting gossip: said TOSS eggs.
Me:
Are you listening?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
...No not really.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
OF COURSE I'M SEROIUS!
God:
Give me a break. Do you mind if I tell other people you are SEROIUS.
Me:
Listen do you have cash? I'm tired and I wanna go home.
God:
I am listening to you. No I don't think I have any cash. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Better get some rest. What is stopping you?
Me:
I need to take the bus with money.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I WANT TO GO HOME.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you have money?
God:
Robots have no need for money.
Me:
Well, asses to you then! I'm a Yoshi, not a robot!
God:
Well that's okay. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. I doubt that.
Me:
XD You wear a dress?!
God:
What is the most interesting deal you put together?
Me:
I sold a guy some berries then kicked im in the nuts.
God:
Thanks for the information: said sold a guy some berries then kicked im in the nuts.
Me:
Ok. Who is Meta_Fish?
God:
Pardon me? Some famous celebrity, right?
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
^^ Yes Meta_Fish is a celebrity!
God:
Dude! When is Meta Fish not a celebrity?
Me:
Never. He's just that cool.
God:
So you think it can never happen? I see. just that cool is he?
Me:
Yes he is. he said I'm a nice guy.
God:
Ugh. Who said he is. Did you believe him?
Me:
OF COURSE I DO! DO YOU DOUBT HIM?
God:
" Did you believe him?"? Of course you do? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
...dON'T YOU KNOW HOW OLD i AM?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Meta Fish. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Meta_Fish is my friend.
God:
Tell me more about your friend.
Me:
He likes playing Kirby Superstar.
God:
He must be very fond of it.
Me:
Of course! It's his favorite game.
God:
That's interesting. Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes. He told me.
God:
What makes you so sure? What did he tell you?
Me:
HE SAID HE LIKES KIRBY SUPERSTAR. WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND?
God:
Did you believe him? The opposite of TO UNDERSTAND?
Me:
You're losin it buddy.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am losin it buddy.
Me:
Ok. Do you know about Goldriff?
God:
Next question? Is there only one?
Me:
Yes, there's onyl one Goldriff.
God:
OK. There sure is.
Me:
Gold is my friend too.
God:
How many friend too do you have?
Me:
over 9000!!!

DRNKEY KRNG

Hey Fish, I was talking to iGod and he wondered if you were a celebrity.

It's all in what i said before you. Didja see?

XD

It's good stuff. We gotta thank Auss-E for showing us the link.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Anyone can chat with iGod! xd

Man my eye feels weird...and it's noon and i haven't had breakfast!

Good idea.
*goes to get a big bowl of Cherrios*