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 Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:00 am
granted but the baseball bat is made of cotton candy
i wish i had a llama dramallama
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:01 am
Granted, but then he spits on you and runs away to the Alps to have illegitimate llama children.
i wish that I would become more motivated to finish all my art.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:12 am
granted, but as soon as u finish it u trip and it lands in a fire that has spontaneously started in ur living room and it burns twisted
i wish i could forgive my llama for spitting and running off
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:14 am
granted, but your llama is hit by a kid on a tricycle and dies.
i wish i could sing like alisha chamberlin
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:29 am
Granted, but then you sing far too much and loose your vioce forever and are forced to use one of those digital talkey things.
i wish that time would move just a wee bit faster.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:39 am
granted, but it moves so fast u age rapidly & die!
i wish my senior friends didnt have to leave
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:49 am
Granted, but then all ur senior friends will cry. T^T
I wish that that job thinger will call me back.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 5:48 pm
Granted but when they called the power went out so it hung up.
I wish the BP oil slick was gone in the Gulf of Mexico.
((Animals would be safe))
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:19 pm
granted but the oil all starts draining into your plumbing so you no longer have water. mwahahaha.
I wish I wasn't covered in bug bites. sad
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:26 pm
Granted, but without paying attention to your skin anymore, it gets all pale and pasty and crumbles lolz (don't i just think lovely lolz)
I wish I made the song Pants on the Ground lolz (watchin american idol finale)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 8:31 pm
Granted, but now people won't stop mooning you just to bug you.
I wish I could be valedictorian (studying for English stare )
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:33 am
granted, but you fail out of college.
i wish the world wasn't so homophobic
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:54 am
Granted, but now they're heterophobic, and the world dies.
I wish I didn't have Anatidaephobia
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:11 am
Granted, but then you acquire all the other phobias of the world.
I wish I could have met my boyfriend earlier heart
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:42 pm
granted, but then it's 10 years earlier and neither of you like one another and that would make your current relationship to never exist.
I wish that I had a job and a house of our own.
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