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Plan 9 From Outer Space has a higher freshness rating than Dark of the Moon on Rotten Tomatoes.

The penguin movie is fresher than Dark of the Moon.

Ivy marched up to the two Erics. "Either you erase this b*****d from this universe or I will!"

Me: *fixes Q some coffee*

Pamela hugged Leo back, searching fervently for the flowers Leo spoke of. "Why couldn't you leave Leonidas? I'm sure he felt at home there with all the other slack jawed gawking savages."

She grabbed Eric by the collar of his shirt. "You made him, now un-make him."

Me: *serves Question his coffee and instantly nuzzle-snuggles him again*

*is shaken* you can't tell me sh*t

Nightmare pulled up a newspaper to cover his alien porn from Ivy's temper.

Leo smiled "well I wanted them to be as fresh as possible, so I had them potted and mailed along with the T-Rex head Leonidas killed."

Mira: OwO *dives head first into broccoli* OMNOMNOM!!!!!! ^///W///^

Myra: . . . How shameful is that? My other self can be sated so easily. *sighs*

*puts a mai tai on table* Drink's ready!

Myra: OwO *pounces straw and slurps drink* ~///W///~ Mmmmmmm~!

Nightmare looked up the color entities "my corps' mascot is a red pig?"

Vigilante looked at hope's "nice looking bird."

Question looked at will "a flying fish?"

Edge looked at his entity of greed "a snake... I see what they did thar."

Killer Croc looked at his entity of fear "what the f*ck is that? A headcrab?"

Leo and Virginia looked at their entity of compassion "is that a squid with a vagi..." SWAT cut him off with a glare.

Huntress looked over Nightmare's shoulder at the entity of love "what the hell is that and how the hell is it the entity of love?"

Nightmare shrugged "that's a good a** question. Apparently, a Collector plus a Blue Eyes White Dragon equal love incarnate."

Tom stares at the black lantern embodiment of death. "He's a normal man, unintimidating, uninteresting. Why is he death? I've killed more people than he's seen in his life. I already eat hearts... because they taste good. I think I deserve a promotion."

Sorry, you're not a main character.