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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:54 pm
Hahahahahahaha how delightful. Battlefield 2142 has dataminer software bundled WITH THE GAME that checks what websites you've been browsing while you play, then provides you with appropriate advertisements IN THE GAME. Nothing says hilarious like seeing World of Warcraft billboards while I shoot up my buddies in 2142. I think to myself "Hmmm, EA's right, I should stop giving them money and go play that other game."
And Shazz, I'm not trying to make light of what happened with you, but any words I can come up with sound cheap and insincere, so just do your best to feel better hon, and we'll be here whenever you get back.
This page is dedicated to Electronic Arts. Genius. Pure genius.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:31 pm
Soloist This page is dedicated to Electronic Arts. Genius. Pure genius. I note that the following statement is incomplete. It should end with "couldn't save that company."
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:02 pm
Shazzer, I have no idea how to respond to that. I hope that you're okay, though. sad
Vale, what are you talking about? EA's a great company, they just make too many sports games...
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:03 pm
ValenarrDeMirro Soloist This page is dedicated to Electronic Arts. Genius. Pure genius. I note that the following statement is incomplete. It should end with "couldn't save that company." That's the problem though Val. EA has a mountain of money and a slave army of programmers churning out Madden games every year at obscene profits because they reuse so much code. They could put crap in a box for all their other games (and I do mean literal actual crap, but with a ten million dollar pricetag as can be found on making any decent game, probably more) and Madden would put them in the green.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:43 pm
Yvris Shazzer, I have no idea how to respond to that. I hope that you're okay, though. sad Vale, what are you talking about? EA's a great company, they just make too many sports games... But but but. EA Sports..... IT'S IN THE GAME!!! I hate dogshit football games.Hahaha, the last "This will not work" means of destroying Earth is funny.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:21 pm
That destroying the Earth page has made my week. Particularly the bit about moving Earth like a billiard ball with words like "Big" "Heavy" and "Clonk".
Fortunately for Lykus, most football games are played with some form of leather (once traditonally pig skin, now more commonly a synthetic blend), and not with fecal matter of man's best friend.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:04 am
Or we could go with "EA Ports: IT'S IN THE GAME (you already bought last year)"
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:22 am
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18734085Just something that made me glad to be a part of this guild. Quoted from the first post, which is probably all you should read before you fall over laughing. Genius setting what do you think? A forest, with mountains surrounding it. There is a dark fog that prevents anyone from leaving the area, and many dangerous creatures lurk in the forest. There can be small villages as well and whatever else your wildest dreams can imagine. Go crazy and try to be creative, because I hate the same old garbage. Guys, he's tired of the same old garbage. He wants you to be creative because he has so lovingly crafted a generic setting with no means of creative outlet for you. Just to aid in the creative process, he has even taken the time to make sure you cannot leave this setting. Temptation. To revive Journal. RISING!
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:28 pm
Ahh! I've just realized that you haven't updated your journal for a year!
A YEAR. mad
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:46 pm
Methinks me haven't roleplayed for that long.
Me doesn't even know why me's in roleplaying guilds anymore.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:41 pm
Jarlaxle Baenre Methinks me haven't roleplayed for that long. Me doesn't even know why me's in roleplaying guilds anymore. Well you were all like "got a character for Snow" a few weeks back.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:48 pm
Yep. And it's all finished.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:53 pm
Jarlaxle Baenre Yep. And it's all finished. omg did u submet??????? Edit: I always feel so great after a poop. I also am generally an untidy person. Freud would be all over me with "ROFL a**l STAGE OF SEXUAL DEVELOPMENT"
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:26 pm
Jarlaxle Baenre Yep. And it's all finished. If he had submitted it, it would presumably be in my mailbox. It is not.
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