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 Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:48 pm
*curled up in emo corner* emo
Nightmare thumbed through comics "my in armored, Mira tries to polish it."
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:49 pm
. . . Haur sweetie, they DO make perfect dicks for women in your predicament. They're called 'dildos', and one of the selling points is that they come without a man attached to them *nod nod*
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:51 pm
Nothing beats the real flesh and blood thing. Different smell, different texture and different taste. Plus d***o's are cooter stretchers. Your vagoo needs rest inbetween the hang downs and using those all the time will get you to snapper land in NO time.
Plus, d***o's don't stretch and shrink XP
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:53 pm
Nightmare nodded "this is true, Mira goes through the same thing."
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:57 pm
*stares* Haur, I actually was unable to understand a good fourth of what you just said ._. And Eric is trying to translate but I keep laughing when he says the words 'cooter' and 'vagoo' *snickers*
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:13 pm
Oh my God! Does this mean I'm as perverted as Eric? NO! I refuse! I'm not!!! *crosses arms*
Isabella slinked up behind Nightmare, nibbling on an earlobe. "I'd polish your staff for you."
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:22 pm
*portal opens and an orange flies out and hits isabella in the head**voice screams and hisses* BACK OFF b***h! HE WILL SOON BE MINE!!!!!! HSSSSSSAAAAA!!!!!!!
*still giggling* ^^ Hehehehehee~!
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:25 pm
Nightmare groaned and nodded "yes, I know you would Isa. Mira offers too." He looked up at the portal "hey, in the here and now, I'm still single and free, you have no say in the manner."
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:30 pm
Isabella scoffed and turned to walk back into her portal. "I don't listen to the side wenches, just the man himself."
Pamela rubbed her temples. "Women are actually fighting over my little bundle of giant pain in the a**..."
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:36 pm
*voice growls* I'll show YOU who's a side-wench, b***h. *portal opens directly above nightmare, two arms reach out and grab him by shoulders, yanking him into portal as it closes behind him*
Mira: O.O;;;;;;;;;!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! THE CEILING ATE MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs in circles in full panic mode*
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:38 pm
Nightmare's eyes went wide as he was yanked three months into the future "wai...!" eek *ploop* gonk
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:47 pm
Wait... *maths*
That's when our Young Justice rp is taking place. XP
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:14 am
Me: *listens to Nightmare get raped.* DON'T TOUCH TAIL!!! T^T
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:54 am
You can play with my tail if you want, Haur.
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