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 Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:53 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:35 pm
Vixen growled and petted Nightmare. "Fine! But no funny business between you and Mira! This is only until Ivy comes back and you have to try to actively look for her!" Since when was she a Poison Ivy rebound?
"What is it with men I hate and invincibility?!" She gritted her teeth.
Me: *snuggles Tail* ^.^
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:36 pm
I found the perfect dating website for Selina and Pamela. Edge looked through his laptop "I don't see their profiles." I said perfect for them, not the one they use. Edge nodded and went back to browsing. Nightmare looked up "why would Ivy and Catwoman be on a Cougar specific dating website?" Well, Ivy is moping because she feels old and Selina already thinks she's part cat. Edge continued to browse "hey I found Cheetah!" Nightmare groaned and facepalmed as he laid his head into Vixen's lap. Tail wrapped around Haur See? Although, out of all the date website ads I've seen, this has the best theme song.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:44 pm
"You have to be after men younger than you to be a cougar, I specifically don't date men even a year younger than me." She flipped her hair.
Me: Will you stop showing Edge these damn places?! What did the women of earth do to you?!
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:47 pm
Edge looked up "I thought you did go for younger men?" He nodded his head back to Leo.
Leo thumbed through his textbook while scribbling down notes for his class.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:54 pm
"Mind your own damn business!" She screeched, reaching into her fruit bowl and throwing a grapefruit at Edge. "Me and Leo are friends. He's a nice kid who's under-appreciated."
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:57 pm
Edge snickered as the fruit bounced off his back "that must be why he came back from your date, freaked out that your Ivy persona shot him to third base on the first date."
Leo was unphased by the noise since he had his headphones in.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:58 pm
. . . *looks ivy dead in the face and doubles over laughing* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! OHOHOAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *tears forming in eyes*
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:19 pm
"Okay..." Ivy slowly backed away from Kitana. She put her hands on her hips, huffing. "And what?! Are you following us? That wasn't a date! I let him take me out for dinner. I don't have the heart to tell the poor kid no. I was once in his shoes, accept he doesn't have to be in his, he's not hideous, he just needs a push in the arrogant direction."
Me: *sits on Edge's shoulder's* Where's Christian?
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:28 pm
Edge looked up at Haur "who?" He looked back at Ivy "didn't need to, he came back all kinds of worked up."
Leonidas floated over Ivy "I believe the term you're looking for is 'backbone' and I have made progress in him growing one."
Nightmare lifted his head up "actually mom if you were to start dating men your age, you'd be technically stuck in the age range of 50-60ish."
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:35 pm
Is that how old you think Ivy is?
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:45 pm
Me: *knocks Edge on the head* Duh, you're brother slash wrestling partner!
There were just some things Ivy couldn't deal with and Edge and Eric in one dose were one of them. She rubbed her temples. "Are you trying to say I'm an old hag?!"
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:57 pm
*does the math* ok, Poison Ivy's first appearance was in 1966 + character age which should be... mid-20's? It's 2011 now, subtract first appearance + age(25) from present date and Pamela Isley's current age is... 70. Damn she ages like an Asari.
Edge tilted his head "wha?" He nearly fell out of his chair when he heard Ivy's estimated age "I've been trying to bed a GILF?"
Nightmare shook his head "no, but you haven't aged in how long?" He too nearly feel over from the news "I don't have a mom, I have a grandma..."
Future Nightmare nodded "don't feel bad, Pam, they girl I married was atleast 300 years older than me and you'd never be able to tell by looking at her."
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:01 pm
Pamela rolled her eyes, "Then Bruce Wayne would have to be 75. You forget they reset our aged with every reboot, every re-telling, every new story arch." She clenched her jaw. "I don't want to hear another thing about my age from any of you."
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:06 pm
oh right *takes that into account and crunches numbers* hmmm *looks at Future Nightmare* add 30 years... Now, you're 50, in the Future you'll be 80.
Future Nightmare put his arm around Ivy.
Nightmare hugged the other side of his mother.
Edge looked at the current Ivy and the one 30 years into the future "in the words of Duke Nukem... hell I'd still hit it."
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