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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:37 pm
The Betman Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Sharkbutt The Orgiastic "Oh, a Final Fantasy rhythm game? I guess if there's anything I like about the series, it'd be the music. The reviews are kind of so-so for this, but I guess it can't be that bad." >Buy game "Oh, haha. I get to make a party of four protagonists. Let's see, I'll have Terra lead with Cecil, Vaan and the Onion Knight for backup. Aww, they're so adorable. Holy s**t, Terra has amazing spells. How are Vaan and OK so good at speed and luck? Cecil, why are you so useless?" >Obtain an orange crystal at end of fight "What's this? Oh, apparently colored crystals let me unlock more characters? Cool, let's try to complete a few sets." >Fill orange crystals "HOLY s**t. ******** OFF CECIL, IT'S VIVI TIME. AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAH" hahaha rydia can't learn fire magic Also Aerith is kind of really bad by comparison. Like, Vivi basically outdoes her in every way. Sephiroth and Kain are both holy-s**t-good, though. Aaaand Locke is just a kind of bad version of Vaan. Also, ******** you Squeenix for giving me Ashe instead of Balthier. I need my Gideon Emery fix, goddammit. balthier >>>>>>> Ashe as a character Ashe >>>>>>>>> Balthier in FF12 usefulness Yeaaaaaah... ...yeaaaaaaaah. v_v Things I really want this game to have: -Balthier -Cid Highwind -Celes Chere -Garland -Crystal Chronicles music (I would kill for a Departure field stage and a Kaze No Ne event stage, and Treasure Sleeping in the Sand works as both a field and a fight stage. Ooh ooh ooh, or Daemon's Court, or Magi is Everything, or...) -Limit Breaks on more than just the "protagonists" (Terra gets Trance and Vaan gets Pyroclasm, why can't Vivi get Double Black or something?) In reality, I'd actually just trade my soul for a game that uses the same mechanics but has an excellent original score and beautifully written plot and characters.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:44 pm
TtheHero I'm sure some of you might remember how often I've been saddled with the annoyance of having to go to church every Saturday.
Well, for quite some time I haven't had to deal with that impediment of fun. Yea, I've been spending my Saturdays as they should be; sleeping in and watching cartoons (if I can even get up in time for them).
Even now, the happiness I feel from not going is further reinforced with what's been happening there lately. People keep stealing money from some of the people there. Who knows why, who knows how, but every so often when something big comes up, at least one person finds they're short a couple of bills. A bit of a shame that. My mother even told me that someone had $200 on hand, and some griefer left all but $10 of that.
I'd suspect it's one/some of the kids doing this. I never did trust them any further than I could throw them. Jesus Christ, that's not very "in the spirit of religion" of them. That's ******** up, man. I had to be punny
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:38 am
I_love_Inuyasha1 TtheHero I'm sure some of you might remember how often I've been saddled with the annoyance of having to go to church every Saturday.
Well, for quite some time I haven't had to deal with that impediment of fun. Yea, I've been spending my Saturdays as they should be; sleeping in and watching cartoons (if I can even get up in time for them).
Even now, the happiness I feel from not going is further reinforced with what's been happening there lately. People keep stealing money from some of the people there. Who knows why, who knows how, but every so often when something big comes up, at least one person finds they're short a couple of bills. A bit of a shame that. My mother even told me that someone had $200 on hand, and some griefer left all but $10 of that.
I'd suspect it's one/some of the kids doing this. I never did trust them any further than I could throw them. Jesus Christ, that's not very "in the spirit of religion" of them. That's ******** up, man. I had to be punnyMiddleschoolers at my church have stolen like $300 dollars worth of money that was going to charity. If anyone claims that religious people are morally superior, don't believe them.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:54 am
Man Dead Island is kinda frustrating... Hopefully Dead Island 2 is better.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:21 pm
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic The Betman Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Sharkbutt The Orgiastic "Oh, a Final Fantasy rhythm game? I guess if there's anything I like about the series, it'd be the music. The reviews are kind of so-so for this, but I guess it can't be that bad." >Buy game "Oh, haha. I get to make a party of four protagonists. Let's see, I'll have Terra lead with Cecil, Vaan and the Onion Knight for backup. Aww, they're so adorable. Holy s**t, Terra has amazing spells. How are Vaan and OK so good at speed and luck? Cecil, why are you so useless?" >Obtain an orange crystal at end of fight "What's this? Oh, apparently colored crystals let me unlock more characters? Cool, let's try to complete a few sets." >Fill orange crystals "HOLY s**t. ******** OFF CECIL, IT'S VIVI TIME. AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAH" hahaha rydia can't learn fire magic Also Aerith is kind of really bad by comparison. Like, Vivi basically outdoes her in every way. Sephiroth and Kain are both holy-s**t-good, though. Aaaand Locke is just a kind of bad version of Vaan. Also, ******** you Squeenix for giving me Ashe instead of Balthier. I need my Gideon Emery fix, goddammit. balthier >>>>>>> Ashe as a character Ashe >>>>>>>>> Balthier in FF12 usefulness Yeaaaaaah... ...yeaaaaaaaah. v_v Things I really want this game to have: -Balthier -Cid Highwind -Celes Chere -Garland -Crystal Chronicles music (I would kill for a Departure field stage and a Kaze No Ne event stage, and Treasure Sleeping in the Sand works as both a field and a fight stage. Ooh ooh ooh, or Daemon's Court, or Magi is Everything, or...) -Limit Breaks on more than just the "protagonists" (Terra gets Trance and Vaan gets Pyroclasm, why can't Vivi get Double Black or something?) In reality, I'd actually just trade my soul for a game that uses the same mechanics but has an excellent original score and beautifully written plot and characters. Balthier was one of my favorites from that game (After Basch, because he's a super badass) But yeah vaan was a punk and i hate him
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:09 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:41 am
i like how max is still wearing this
also it's my fake birthday smile
-lps
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:11 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:40 pm
Ahem.
s**t ON A BISCUIT.
That is all.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:24 pm
Is it sad that one of my best pokemon is based off a enemy from zelda?
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:08 am
48 Hours till I start heading for Antioch. I will be hanging out with...four..five? whatever. Awesome mofos. We be driving around bowling, seeing movies, failing at karaoke, maybe even hit up an arcade and beat pompous Asian hipsters at Street Fighter like I did a couple of days ago. Seriously, no joke. Went to Santa Cruz a couple of days ago with my friends. We played Capcom VS SNK 2 and I schooled all of 'em. Then I spotted a drum machine in the arcade showed off my mad drum skillz with Judas Priest blazing in the background. I hadn't memorized the drum beat for the song, so I says "******** IT" and do what Liquid Tension Experiment does; show off. Chicks were sucking me off after I was done and scientists nearby discovered my c** was an alternative cure for cancer, which makes me more generous than Chuck Norris. Man I love life. So while in Antioch, me and you, Dec, we need to try that highball "Adios, ********, please don't leave us behind and force us to get a taxi. Don't be a d**k. I love you. CAN'T FACKING WAITE. ALSO: Mini-Rant. I've always hated Trix commercials. Damn kids. Discriminating against a coporate-made anthropomorphic rabbit. He just wants some damn Trix. Let him eat some ******** Trix. Just another reason I hate kids; they never share. They're heartless, greedy, selfish little demons who torture rabbits. I swear, they must have some secret society of bigot children somewhere. They've probably named it Klu Klux Khildren or something, which doesn't really sound all that right, but whatever.  Of course, the rabbit is pretty dumb. If he had any sense, he'd pull a gun out and say "gimmie mah TRIX 'fo I blast yo a**, b***h!" I was going to make an image of that, but I'm too lazy to make one, so just imagine it: [insert ghetto Trix rabbit pulling a 9mm on KKKhild and blasting his a** and enjoying some nice bundles of sugar filled with artificial flavoring chemically engineered to taste similar to fruit]
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:49 pm
CarcharOdin 48 Hours till I start heading for Antioch. I will be hanging out with...four..five? whatever. Awesome mofos. We be driving around bowling, seeing movies, failing at karaoke, maybe even hit up an arcade and beat pompous Asian hipsters at Street Fighter like I did a couple of days ago. Seriously, no joke. Went to Santa Cruz a couple of days ago with my friends. We played Capcom VS SNK 2 and I schooled all of 'em. Then I spotted a drum machine in the arcade showed off my mad drum skillz with Judas Priest blazing in the background. I hadn't memorized the drum beat for the song, so I says "******** IT" and do what Liquid Tension Experiment does; show off. Chicks were sucking me off after I was done and scientists nearby discovered my c** was an alternative cure for cancer, which makes me more generous than Chuck Norris. Man I love life. So while in Antioch, me and you, Dec, we need to try that highball "Adios, ********, please don't leave us behind and force us to get a taxi. Don't be a d**k. I love you.
This?
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:15 pm
Decavolty CarcharOdin 48 Hours till I start heading for Antioch. I will be hanging out with...four..five? whatever. Awesome mofos. We be driving around bowling, seeing movies, failing at karaoke, maybe even hit up an arcade and beat pompous Asian hipsters at Street Fighter like I did a couple of days ago. Seriously, no joke. Went to Santa Cruz a couple of days ago with my friends. We played Capcom VS SNK 2 and I schooled all of 'em. Then I spotted a drum machine in the arcade showed off my mad drum skillz with Judas Priest blazing in the background. I hadn't memorized the drum beat for the song, so I says "******** IT" and do what Liquid Tension Experiment does; show off. Chicks were sucking me off after I was done and scientists nearby discovered my c** was an alternative cure for cancer, which makes me more generous than Chuck Norris. Man I love life. So while in Antioch, me and you, Dec, we need to try that highball "Adios, ********, please don't leave us behind and force us to get a taxi. Don't be a d**k. I love you.
This? Yup.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:23 pm
CarcharOdin Decavolty CarcharOdin 48 Hours till I start heading for Antioch. I will be hanging out with...four..five? whatever. Awesome mofos. We be driving around bowling, seeing movies, failing at karaoke, maybe even hit up an arcade and beat pompous Asian hipsters at Street Fighter like I did a couple of days ago. Seriously, no joke. Went to Santa Cruz a couple of days ago with my friends. We played Capcom VS SNK 2 and I schooled all of 'em. Then I spotted a drum machine in the arcade showed off my mad drum skillz with Judas Priest blazing in the background. I hadn't memorized the drum beat for the song, so I says "******** IT" and do what Liquid Tension Experiment does; show off. Chicks were sucking me off after I was done and scientists nearby discovered my c** was an alternative cure for cancer, which makes me more generous than Chuck Norris. Man I love life. So while in Antioch, me and you, Dec, we need to try that highball "Adios, ********, please don't leave us behind and force us to get a taxi. Don't be a d**k. I love you.
This? Yup. Here's a list of more things for your consideration.
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