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 Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:25 am
Owwin Waynebrizzle But then they'd know I was masturbating to them! Be like "Hey ******** I am calling the police, and they are gonna come and smoke all your pot and they won't even smoke you out to pay you back. Then they are gonna eat all your snacks. OH NO NOT THE SNACKS
No, Wayne, here's what you do.
You take the cardboard tube from a used up roll of toilet paper, you stuff a sheet or two of Bounce into it, you tape it to their door, you knock on their door, and you leave.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:51 pm
Cabron LaSwan Owwin Waynebrizzle But then they'd know I was masturbating to them! Be like "Hey ******** I am calling the police, and they are gonna come and smoke all your pot and they won't even smoke you out to pay you back. Then they are gonna eat all your snacks. OH NO NOT THE SNACKS
No, Wayne, here's what you do.
You take the cardboard tube from a used up roll of toilet paper, you stuff a sheet or two of Bounce into it, you tape it to their door, you knock on their door, and you leave. You're gonna have to explain this to me.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:59 pm
Waynebrizzle Cabron LaSwan Owwin Waynebrizzle But then they'd know I was masturbating to them! Be like "Hey ******** I am calling the police, and they are gonna come and smoke all your pot and they won't even smoke you out to pay you back. Then they are gonna eat all your snacks. OH NO NOT THE SNACKS
No, Wayne, here's what you do.
You take the cardboard tube from a used up roll of toilet paper, you stuff a sheet or two of Bounce into it, you tape it to their door, you knock on their door, and you leave. You're gonna have to explain this to me. It's a Bounce tube. Exhale pot smoke through it and it comes out smelling like clean laundry. A very subtle way to say that what they did last night wasn't so subtle.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:08 pm
Okay, DA2 defeated.
Things I did "wrong:"
-let Isabela leave me for a goddamn book
-accidentally enraged Fenris to the point where one of us had to die (it wasn't me)
-trusted Anders enough to assume he really wanted to be separated from Justice/Vengeance (instead he blew up the church in the coolest sequence ever and started the biggest war)
-killed a whole lot of people
-made several deals with demons for the sake of permanent stat boosts and extra skill points
-cheated and slaughtered those same demons
-accidentally murdered a few whores
-accidentally started a crime ring (???)
-assassinated a French noble with Felicia Day
-killed a few Grey Wardens
-murdered Keeper Marethari to destroy a demon (I liked her. D: She was smart and nice and I even knew her from the first game. D: )
Things I did "right:"
-slapped Knight-Commander Meredith upside the face (with a sword)
-saved a whole lot of people
-murdered the thousand-year-old sealed-evil-in-a-can
-stabbed First Enchanter Orsino many times in his (then-mutated) face
-murdered lots of criminals
-saved the city like a thousand times
-destroyed a few ridiculously powerful demons
-did the romance thing (Varric: "If you're looking to sacrifice Hawke, that's fine. I just gotta warn you, he's no virgin.")
-happily solved a b***h-ton of puzzles that are supposed to be hard (time-consuming, maybe, but not hard)
-saved Zevran (who for some weird reason showed up in the final fight? XD )
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:39 am
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Okay, DA2 defeated. Things I did "wrong:" -let Isabela leave me for a goddamn book -accidentally enraged Fenris to the point where one of us had to die (it wasn't me) -trusted Anders enough to assume he really wanted to be separated from Justice/Vengeance (instead he blew up the church in the coolest sequence ever and started the biggest war) -killed a whole lot of people -made several deals with demons for the sake of permanent stat boosts and extra skill points -cheated and slaughtered those same demons -accidentally murdered a few whores -accidentally started a crime ring (???) -assassinated a French noble with Felicia Day -killed a few Grey Wardens -murdered Keeper Marethari to destroy a demon (I liked her. D: She was smart and nice and I even knew her from the first game. D: ) Things I did "right:" -slapped Knight-Commander Meredith upside the face (with a sword) -saved a whole lot of people -murdered the thousand-year-old sealed-evil-in-a-can -stabbed First Enchanter Orsino many times in his (then-mutated) face -murdered lots of criminals -saved the city like a thousand times -destroyed a few ridiculously powerful demons -did the romance thing (Varric: "If you're looking to sacrifice Hawke, that's fine. I just gotta warn you, he's no virgin.") -happily solved a b***h-ton of puzzles that are supposed to be hard (time-consuming, maybe, but not hard) -saved Zevran (who for some weird reason showed up in the final fight? XD ) I trusted Anders too, which was k. Orsino is the biggest f*****t, too. Also, did you kill the giant dragon?
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:02 am
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Okay, DA2 defeated. Things I did "wrong:" -let Isabela leave me for a goddamn book -accidentally enraged Fenris to the point where one of us had to die (it wasn't me) -trusted Anders enough to assume he really wanted to be separated from Justice/Vengeance (instead he blew up the church in the coolest sequence ever and started the biggest war) -killed a whole lot of people -made several deals with demons for the sake of permanent stat boosts and extra skill points -cheated and slaughtered those same demons -accidentally murdered a few whores -accidentally started a crime ring (???) -assassinated a French noble with Felicia Day -killed a few Grey Wardens -murdered Keeper Marethari to destroy a demon (I liked her. D: She was smart and nice and I even knew her from the first game. D: ) Things I did "right:" -slapped Knight-Commander Meredith upside the face (with a sword) -saved a whole lot of people -murdered the thousand-year-old sealed-evil-in-a-can -stabbed First Enchanter Orsino many times in his (then-mutated) face -murdered lots of criminals -saved the city like a thousand times -destroyed a few ridiculously powerful demons -did the romance thing (Varric: "If you're looking to sacrifice Hawke, that's fine. I just gotta warn you, he's no virgin.") -happily solved a b***h-ton of puzzles that are supposed to be hard (time-consuming, maybe, but not hard) -saved Zevran (who for some weird reason showed up in the final fight? XD ) I forgot how chaotic the endgame of DA2 gets. I should replay that and DAO sometime.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:46 am
The Betman Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Okay, DA2 defeated. Things I did "wrong:" -let Isabela leave me for a goddamn book -accidentally enraged Fenris to the point where one of us had to die (it wasn't me) -trusted Anders enough to assume he really wanted to be separated from Justice/Vengeance (instead he blew up the church in the coolest sequence ever and started the biggest war) -killed a whole lot of people -made several deals with demons for the sake of permanent stat boosts and extra skill points -cheated and slaughtered those same demons -accidentally murdered a few whores -accidentally started a crime ring (???) -assassinated a French noble with Felicia Day -killed a few Grey Wardens -murdered Keeper Marethari to destroy a demon (I liked her. D: She was smart and nice and I even knew her from the first game. D: ) Things I did "right:" -slapped Knight-Commander Meredith upside the face (with a sword) -saved a whole lot of people -murdered the thousand-year-old sealed-evil-in-a-can -stabbed First Enchanter Orsino many times in his (then-mutated) face -murdered lots of criminals -saved the city like a thousand times -destroyed a few ridiculously powerful demons -did the romance thing (Varric: "If you're looking to sacrifice Hawke, that's fine. I just gotta warn you, he's no virgin.") -happily solved a b***h-ton of puzzles that are supposed to be hard (time-consuming, maybe, but not hard) -saved Zevran (who for some weird reason showed up in the final fight? XD ) I trusted Anders too, which was k. Orsino is the biggest f*****t, too. Also, did you kill the giant dragon? Bitchtits, yes. How could I pass up slaughtering members of an endangered species? This one was a whole lot easier than that "Andraste" dragon, too. Probably because this one didn't just pick people up and eat them when it felt like it.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:01 pm
So I drew this thing based on my current team with this Avi... Thinking about keeping this look for my trainer. - w-; 
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:14 pm
I GOT A NEW PHONE AND EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT I HAVE IT. HTC VIVID AND IT NOW HAS MY MUSIC!
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:16 pm
Owwin I GOT A NEW PHONE AND EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT I HAVE IT. HTC VIVID AND IT NOW HAS MY MUSIC!
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:42 pm
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic The Betman Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Okay, DA2 defeated. Things I did "wrong:" -let Isabela leave me for a goddamn book -accidentally enraged Fenris to the point where one of us had to die (it wasn't me) -trusted Anders enough to assume he really wanted to be separated from Justice/Vengeance (instead he blew up the church in the coolest sequence ever and started the biggest war) -killed a whole lot of people -made several deals with demons for the sake of permanent stat boosts and extra skill points -cheated and slaughtered those same demons -accidentally murdered a few whores -accidentally started a crime ring (???) -assassinated a French noble with Felicia Day -killed a few Grey Wardens -murdered Keeper Marethari to destroy a demon (I liked her. D: She was smart and nice and I even knew her from the first game. D: ) Things I did "right:" -slapped Knight-Commander Meredith upside the face (with a sword) -saved a whole lot of people -murdered the thousand-year-old sealed-evil-in-a-can -stabbed First Enchanter Orsino many times in his (then-mutated) face -murdered lots of criminals -saved the city like a thousand times -destroyed a few ridiculously powerful demons -did the romance thing (Varric: "If you're looking to sacrifice Hawke, that's fine. I just gotta warn you, he's no virgin.") -happily solved a b***h-ton of puzzles that are supposed to be hard (time-consuming, maybe, but not hard) -saved Zevran (who for some weird reason showed up in the final fight? XD ) I trusted Anders too, which was k. Orsino is the biggest f*****t, too. Also, did you kill the giant dragon? Bitchtits, yes. How could I pass up slaughtering members of an endangered species? This one was a whole lot easier than that "Andraste" dragon, too. Probably because this one didn't just pick people up and eat them when it felt like it. That dragon wasn't even a big deal. It was the ******** phase changes with the whelps that all came out. I was all FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:48 pm
The Betman Sharkbutt The Orgiastic The Betman Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Okay, DA2 defeated. Things I did "wrong:" -let Isabela leave me for a goddamn book -accidentally enraged Fenris to the point where one of us had to die (it wasn't me) -trusted Anders enough to assume he really wanted to be separated from Justice/Vengeance (instead he blew up the church in the coolest sequence ever and started the biggest war) -killed a whole lot of people -made several deals with demons for the sake of permanent stat boosts and extra skill points -cheated and slaughtered those same demons -accidentally murdered a few whores -accidentally started a crime ring (???) -assassinated a French noble with Felicia Day -killed a few Grey Wardens -murdered Keeper Marethari to destroy a demon (I liked her. D: She was smart and nice and I even knew her from the first game. D: ) Things I did "right:" -slapped Knight-Commander Meredith upside the face (with a sword) -saved a whole lot of people -murdered the thousand-year-old sealed-evil-in-a-can -stabbed First Enchanter Orsino many times in his (then-mutated) face -murdered lots of criminals -saved the city like a thousand times -destroyed a few ridiculously powerful demons -did the romance thing (Varric: "If you're looking to sacrifice Hawke, that's fine. I just gotta warn you, he's no virgin.") -happily solved a b***h-ton of puzzles that are supposed to be hard (time-consuming, maybe, but not hard) -saved Zevran (who for some weird reason showed up in the final fight? XD ) I trusted Anders too, which was k. Orsino is the biggest f*****t, too. Also, did you kill the giant dragon? Bitchtits, yes. How could I pass up slaughtering members of an endangered species? This one was a whole lot easier than that "Andraste" dragon, too. Probably because this one didn't just pick people up and eat them when it felt like it. That dragon wasn't even a big deal. It was the ******** phase changes with the whelps that all came out. I was all FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. That was hard for you? I just kinda smacked them with lots of blood magic. I guess it's only forbidden because it's good? xd
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:49 pm
Owwin I GOT A NEW PHONE AND EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT I HAVE IT. HTC VIVID AND IT NOW HAS MY MUSIC! YEAH PHONES WOO
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:03 pm
The Case of Pietro is finally done.
The world is coming to an end.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:07 pm
Cabron LaSwan The Case of Pietro is finally done.
The world is coming to an end. This is what the mayans have predicted. It was a fun ride while it lasted though, right? xd
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