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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 5:50 am

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Then you can understand my dilemma, though unlike yourself, I don't go around accepting cats from passers-by, and I certainly don't then go around trying to shove them off on innocent strangers who clearly have nothing to do with the whole affair.

Whuuuuut? o_O
That's it! I'm leaving the cat on the sidewalk!
You can get it when I'm gone. neutral

You'd just abandon the poor thing to some random stranger!? That's just cruel!

Bu-.. Thi-.. He-.. Heeeeey..
*looks at the cat sleeping on my arms*
*whispers*
But this is your cat..
: (

Why would I have a cat? Until yesterday, I didn't even know what a cat is!

You say.. What?
You don't know what a cat is?
What are you?
Not from this planet? neutral

Oh, so now it's a matter of species? stare Specist... People like you are why Mass Effect 3's ending was so bad!.

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:06 pm

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Oh, so now it's a matter of species? stare Specist... People like you are why Mass Effect 3's ending was so bad!.

rofl
Sorry. This just made me laugh. rofl

Erhm.. Erhm..
Where were we again?
Oh. That.. Cat..

You know what. Forget it.
I'm just gonna keep the cat.
Aaaaand.. I don't know what "Mass Effect 3" is.
I don't even know what 1 and 2 is about. O.o
Aaaaanywaaaaay..
Later. biggrin

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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:19 pm

Referring back to the Schwarzeneggar discussion.

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 1:32 am

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Oh, so now it's a matter of species? stare Specist... People like you are why Mass Effect 3's ending was so bad!.

rofl
Sorry. This just made me laugh. rofl

Erhm.. Erhm..
Where were we again?
Oh. That.. Cat..

You know what. Forget it.
I'm just gonna keep the cat.
Aaaaand.. I don't know what "Mass Effect 3" is.
I don't even know what 1 and 2 is about. O.o
Aaaaanywaaaaay..
Later. biggrin

Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make decaf espresso...

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 1:33 am

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Referring back to the Schwarzeneggar discussion.

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The worst part is that the photoshop onto Ivy looks completely natural. eek

Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:16 am

*Continues to clean glasses*

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:18 am

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Oh, so now it's a matter of species? stare Specist... People like you are why Mass Effect 3's ending was so bad!.

rofl
Sorry. This just made me laugh. rofl

Erhm.. Erhm..
Where were we again?
Oh. That.. Cat..

You know what. Forget it.
I'm just gonna keep the cat.
Aaaaand.. I don't know what "Mass Effect 3" is.
I don't even know what 1 and 2 is about. O.o
Aaaaanywaaaaay..
Later. biggrin

Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make decaf espresso...

DID SOMEONE SAY DECAF ESPRESSO?! OuO

Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:34 am

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Oh, so now it's a matter of species? stare Specist... People like you are why Mass Effect 3's ending was so bad!.

rofl
Sorry. This just made me laugh. rofl

Erhm.. Erhm..
Where were we again?
Oh. That.. Cat..

You know what. Forget it.
I'm just gonna keep the cat.
Aaaaand.. I don't know what "Mass Effect 3" is.
I don't even know what 1 and 2 is about. O.o
Aaaaanywaaaaay..
Later. biggrin

Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make decaf espresso...

DID SOMEONE SAY DECAF ESPRESSO?! OuO

Not me, I prefer mine caffeinated

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:37 am

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Oh, so now it's a matter of species? stare Specist... People like you are why Mass Effect 3's ending was so bad!.

rofl
Sorry. This just made me laugh. rofl

Erhm.. Erhm..
Where were we again?
Oh. That.. Cat..

You know what. Forget it.
I'm just gonna keep the cat.
Aaaaand.. I don't know what "Mass Effect 3" is.
I don't even know what 1 and 2 is about. O.o
Aaaaanywaaaaay..
Later. biggrin

Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make decaf espresso...

DID SOMEONE SAY DECAF ESPRESSO?! OuO

Not me, I prefer mine caffeinated

Doesn't matter if it's decaf or not. As long as it is coffee. biggrin

Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 8:12 am

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Oh, so now it's a matter of species? stare Specist... People like you are why Mass Effect 3's ending was so bad!.

rofl
Sorry. This just made me laugh. rofl

Erhm.. Erhm..
Where were we again?
Oh. That.. Cat..

You know what. Forget it.
I'm just gonna keep the cat.
Aaaaand.. I don't know what "Mass Effect 3" is.
I don't even know what 1 and 2 is about. O.o
Aaaaanywaaaaay..
Later. biggrin

Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make decaf espresso...

WAAAAAAAIT A DANG MINUTE!!! DECAFE ESPRESSO IS AN OXYMORON!!! HA! You thought you could pull a fast one on the AGA...DIDN"T YOU! *pokes you in the shoulder with a bone-crushing blow* Well sir...YOU ARE WRONG! *thumbs her nose in your general direction and saunters off with a cool swagger*

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 10:22 am

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What in earth is going on in here? eek Zach, I could sure use a drink with alcohol in it... maybe some kind of ice tea or something. xd

*makes another roll on the dices*

Edit: the list is so far back on the pages so I'll copy it in here. So I got either Human knight or angel/demon barbarian... interesting.

Race:
1 = Human
2 = Elf
3 = Dwarf
4 = Gnome
5 = Orc
6 = Fae (Fairies, brownies, sprites, etc.)
7 = Merfolk (mermaids and aquatic races)
8 = Avian (Harpies, anthropomorphic birds)
9 = Angels and demons
10 = Human
11 = Elf
12 = Dwarf
13 = Halfling
14 = Goblin/hobgoblin/bugbear
15 = Lizardman/draconic/troglodyte
16 = Aberrant (Yay for a catch-all! Beholders, Aboleth, Mimics, Myconids, Illithids, whatever, make something weird)
17 = Troll
18 = Were-creature (Werewolf, Werebear, Weretiger, Weremolerat, etc.)
19 = Human
20 = Undead

Class/Occupation:
1 = Barbarian
2 = Mage
3 = Thief
4 = Cleric/Priest
5 = Druid
6 = Henchman
7 = Bard
8 = Flamboyant Merchant
9 = Knight/Paladin
10 = Fighter
11 = Wizard
12 = Rogue
13 = Monk
14 = Ranger
15 = Tavern keeper
16 = Pirate/Buccaneer
17 = Ninja
18 = Noble/Royalty
19 = Warlord (fighter-noble)
20 = Craftsman (Blacksmith, Potion Maker, Scribe, etc.)

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 8:02 pm

Oh so there's the list. *starts rolling the dice* 3 more days and I still have to decide on the theme... 3 more days before inventory check. 2 more days of counting my gift cards before the inventory date *throws the dice* only got 30% complete on counting the gift cards (approx. 500 gift cards and another 3k gift cards to go) Uh-oh...*accidentally throws her own dice* I can't look... emotion_facepalm

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 8:04 pm

*FLE's eyes open and blinked* 7 and 20...

Toss up between Crafty Merfolk or a Singing Undead...

Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 8:15 pm

Done! emotion_jawdrop ... scary looking bard... emotion_zombie

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Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 4:37 am

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Oh, so now it's a matter of species? stare Specist... People like you are why Mass Effect 3's ending was so bad!.

rofl
Sorry. This just made me laugh. rofl

Erhm.. Erhm..
Where were we again?
Oh. That.. Cat..

You know what. Forget it.
I'm just gonna keep the cat.
Aaaaand.. I don't know what "Mass Effect 3" is.
I don't even know what 1 and 2 is about. O.o
Aaaaanywaaaaay..
Later. biggrin

Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make decaf espresso...

DID SOMEONE SAY DECAF ESPRESSO?! OuO

Not me, I prefer mine caffeinated

Doesn't matter if it's decaf or not. As long as it is coffee. biggrin

Exactly! Caffein does nothing for me, anyway, so the taste is all that matters.

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