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 Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:43 am
Carchar-odin Shiny Gligar Carchar-odin Shiny Gligar Carchar-odin My family is dragging me off to communistDisneyland tomorrow. I predict my blood pressure will rise to near-fatal levels, I'll jam an ice-pick into my ear to drown out "It's a Small World" and I'll punch a few assholes who cut in front of me in line to Space Mountain (one of the few rides there that's still worth getting on). I'm sorry, you've been to Disneyland before? Yes, plenty of times when I was kid, back when I was a blissful idiot and I didn't believe Disney were a bunch of greedy assholes who conspire with terrorists. amusement parks where I live! They suck balls! I will admit, some of the rides I'm looking forward to: -Splash Mountain-Big Thunder Mountain -Pirates of the Carribean -Space Mountain-The Matterhorn -Indiana Jones Adventure...ride...thingy I'm also looking forward to seeing if I can get a picture of me and Jack Sparrow punching small children. Even so, there's no excusing the price of admission, the annoying bilingual warning messages telling us things that require little more than common sense to figure out (like not getting up while the ride car is in motion), the overpriced shitty food (except for New Orleans Square), the thousands of whiny, obnoxious, needy shitbag children, crowds of people (some of whom might not even understand the concept of deodorant) and Disney's overall happy hippy atmosphere designed to brainwash children into thinking everything in the world is super-dee-duper until they finally grow up and either go to college or get a s**t job or both and realize that life ******** sucks and they become bitter, jaded, cynical, sarcastic, and overly-morose to point of absurdity... just like me! mrgreen EDIT: Also...LINES. ********. I just cannot wait in a line anymore. Back in the day (and perhaps even now, in his senile old ways) Ric Flair used to subtly refer to his p***s as Space Mountain. also i've always wanted to be on splash mountain WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *struts back out of this thread*
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:16 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:07 am
I just spent an hour on the depressing part of Youtube watching videos about nutricide and 14-year-olds given life without parole sentences. I need some brain bleach.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:01 am
Does anyone know if you can freeze cake and pie?
I want to just finish the rest of my baking today if I can, so I don't have to keep cleaning the kitchen every day.
EDIT: Apparently they'll both keep more than long enough in the fridge. Doing this!
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:26 pm
Montiqueue The Betman Montiqueue In my eyes, indesposed in disguise as no one knows hides the face, lies the snake and the sun in my disgrace BLACK HOLE SUN WON'T YOU COME AND WASH AWAY THE RAAAAAAAAIN YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH *jumps for a high five* *flying high five*
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:02 pm
Decavolty Carchar-odin Shiny Gligar Carchar-odin Shiny Gligar Carchar-odin My family is dragging me off to communistDisneyland tomorrow. I predict my blood pressure will rise to near-fatal levels, I'll jam an ice-pick into my ear to drown out "It's a Small World" and I'll punch a few assholes who cut in front of me in line to Space Mountain (one of the few rides there that's still worth getting on). I'm sorry, you've been to Disneyland before? Yes, plenty of times when I was kid, back when I was a blissful idiot and I didn't believe Disney were a bunch of greedy assholes who conspire with terrorists. amusement parks where I live! They suck balls! I will admit, some of the rides I'm looking forward to: -Splash Mountain-Big Thunder Mountain -Pirates of the Carribean -Space Mountain-The Matterhorn -Indiana Jones Adventure...ride...thingy I'm also looking forward to seeing if I can get a picture of me and Jack Sparrow punching small children. Even so, there's no excusing the price of admission, the annoying bilingual warning messages telling us things that require little more than common sense to figure out (like not getting up while the ride car is in motion), the overpriced shitty food (except for New Orleans Square), the thousands of whiny, obnoxious, needy shitbag children, crowds of people (some of whom might not even understand the concept of deodorant) and Disney's overall happy hippy atmosphere designed to brainwash children into thinking everything in the world is super-dee-duper until they finally grow up and either go to college or get a s**t job or both and realize that life ******** sucks and they become bitter, jaded, cynical, sarcastic, and overly-morose to point of absurdity... just like me! mrgreen EDIT: Also...LINES. ********. I just cannot wait in a line anymore. Back in the day (and perhaps even now, in his senile old ways) Ric Flair used to subtly refer to his p***s as Space Mountain. also i've always wanted to be on splash mountain WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *struts back out of this thread* Universal Studios isn't that far away. Not only is the admission a ******** cheaper, but you can always go for the meal pass and get AS MUCH AS YOU ******** WANT. I've only been there once, but between that, Sea World, and the National Beta Convention, I had a blast.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:52 pm
oh look, nitsua's not posting in the mafia thread
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:07 pm
I JUST now realized that the clam and Os in Booty Grab are intended to resemble a hand cupping some buttcheeks.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:19 pm
Dulnair I JUST now realized that the clam and Os in Booty Grab are intended to resemble a hand cupping some buttcheeks. oh gosh
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:19 pm
OH LOOK I'M NOT POSTING IN THE MAFIA THREAD AGAIN GAIZ 
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:29 pm
Dulnair I JUST now realized that the clam and Os in Booty Grab are intended to resemble a hand cupping some buttcheeks. Or it could be a hand cupping a guys balls.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:07 pm
Skaeryll Dulnair I JUST now realized that the clam and Os in Booty Grab are intended to resemble a hand cupping some buttcheeks. Or it could be a hand cupping a guys balls.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:15 pm
The Betman Skaeryll Dulnair I JUST now realized that the clam and Os in Booty Grab are intended to resemble a hand cupping some buttcheeks. Or it could be a hand cupping a guys balls. Not if the hand is a girls.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:40 pm
misternitsua Decavolty Carchar-odin Shiny Gligar Carchar-odin Yes, plenty of times when I was kid, back when I was a blissful idiot and I didn't believe Disney were a bunch of greedy assholes who conspire with terrorists. amusement parks where I live! They suck balls! I will admit, some of the rides I'm looking forward to: -Splash Mountain-Big Thunder Mountain -Pirates of the Carribean -Space Mountain-The Matterhorn -Indiana Jones Adventure...ride...thingy I'm also looking forward to seeing if I can get a picture of me and Jack Sparrow punching small children. Even so, there's no excusing the price of admission, the annoying bilingual warning messages telling us things that require little more than common sense to figure out (like not getting up while the ride car is in motion), the overpriced shitty food (except for New Orleans Square), the thousands of whiny, obnoxious, needy shitbag children, crowds of people (some of whom might not even understand the concept of deodorant) and Disney's overall happy hippy atmosphere designed to brainwash children into thinking everything in the world is super-dee-duper until they finally grow up and either go to college or get a s**t job or both and realize that life ******** sucks and they become bitter, jaded, cynical, sarcastic, and overly-morose to point of absurdity... just like me! mrgreen EDIT: Also...LINES. ********. I just cannot wait in a line anymore. Back in the day (and perhaps even now, in his senile old ways) Ric Flair used to subtly refer to his p***s as Space Mountain. also i've always wanted to be on splash mountain WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *struts back out of this thread* Universal Studios isn't that far away. Not only is the admission a ******** cheaper, but you can always go for the meal pass and get AS MUCH AS YOU ******** WANT. I've only been there once, but between that, Sea World, and the National Beta Convention, I had a blast.
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