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 Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:02 pm
H: This song is SUPPOSED to sound like the band is bad. It's like you guys on purpose.
Us: o_0l|l
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:53 pm
my band diector told us one time tht if a judge ever told us our notes were to short she would buy us all a pizza everyone gets there own pizza unfortanately she hasnt had to do it yet
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:56 pm
H: Make the notes grossly short. Be percussionists. Be gross.
Us: 9_9 Thanks, H...
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:59 pm
HECK YEA BE A PERCUSSIONIST!!! thts from me :p
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:04 pm
Band: *wraps up tuning*
Martin: *crashes cymbals*
Some people: *turn around* o_0?
Martin: What? I'm tuning them!
Us: XDDDl|l
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:41 pm
Principal: *says stuff over announcements about cleaning snow off cars, driving home, not getting hit by cars on the way home, etc.*
H: NUUU I NEED TO HEAR THIS.
Everyone: *shuts up momentarily*
Brewer: *turns off PA*
H: ...*repeats everthing Brewer said at hyperspeed and nobody understood him*
Everyone: .........WHAT?
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:05 pm
"They're staccato, play them short and loud... Like Faye!" Me being Faye... ^^:;
"What are a couple of lips between friends?" - When talking about trumpet players losing their lips... I laughed for hours!!! XD
"It's as random as a cheese sandwich"
"It's as sharp as a banana!"
"It's as flat as a saucer of liquid... Not the liquid you're thinking about..."
"Meanwhile, back at the ranch..." Whenever perc were taking too long to sort themselves out...
"Your arm should be going in and out like a... Fiddlers elbow... I could say the other version..." - When talking to trombones
When tuning up one girl the day after a rehearsal -
"What's wrong? You were making amazing sounds last night!"
*Band hysteria*
"....."
There are more... I miss band now... ><
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:06 pm
does it count that our abnd director always does a cartman impression . hehe
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:46 pm
H: Now, vote honestly, what would you give us? A?... B?... C?... D or lower? *looks at Katie* You raised your hand twice!
Katie: I didn't!
Brandon: I raised my hand five times!
Us around him: WTF? XD
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:25 pm
During our school band practice..my teacher wanted to inspire everyone and he was telling us all sorts of quotes. We were all looking at each other and saying.."WTF is he on drugs?"
Teacher: "Music speaks what cannot be expressed, soothes the mind and gives it rest, heals the heart and makes it whole, flows from heaven to the soul."
Me and a friend: "Ah sir, can we start now?"
Everyone looked at him and laughed! It was funny!! He was so embarassed, he was actually blushing!!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:54 pm
I was just thinking about making a thread like this.
Here are ours for our Jazz Band Director/ Percussion Ensamble Director.
Student: "Mr Wyant, my drum pad is missing a screw"
Him: "How appropriate"
Student: "Did i just get burned by mr wyant?"
this isn't a quotation said by mr wyant, but about him.
Student: "some guy told me to tell to frank hi. he told me to call him frank"
Sean Leary: "why?"
Student: "I dont know, cuz he was one of wyants best students i guess"
Sean Leary: "but why 'Frank'?"
Student: "Because that's his name"
Sean: "IT IS?! I always thought his name was daryl"
Student: "You're kidding, right?"
Sean: "NO"
Mrs. Wyant: 'Kendall's behind'
Student: 'Haha, kendall's behind'
Mrs. Wyant: 'Thank you for that wonderful image"
Joe: Mrs. Wyant says you're conducting the concertino now
Mr. Wyant: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ..... She's on crack!
(Mrs. Wyant is Mr.Wyant's Husband. And our symphonic band director. We were playing a wind ensamble piece and it was incredibly hard. Joe is our Clarinet Section leader/prodigy and it was a solo piece for him)
The deans were searching our lockers last week
Wyant: so what the hell is going on up there?
Santos: they're searching kids' lockers for drugs
Wyant: oh, well its a good thing i keep my stash down here
Santos: what? wow. c'mon Dubya, share the wealth
Wyant: you needs da money for da wealth
(This is actually me)
Context: We were just starting the year and had a lot of new guys in the Jazz band (7-8 I think) and he says.
"Come on guys. I know you can do this. These are great sounding peices"
Me: "And then we play them"
I got the most amusing stare from Mr. Wyant
Mr. Wyant: "It's a tight squeeze, but it fits."
Stephen: "That's what she said."
Mr. Wyant: "Mmmm Nice firm seat"
(We had just gotten a new drum set seat for our jazz band.)
I need to find the paper with the quotes and then copy "The Wall"
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:43 pm
So in Jazz Band we were playing a swing style song.
Teacher: What style are we playing in.
Class: Swing.
Teacher: Yeah we're not straight......Uh ok we are straight but we're playing swing style.
Me: Starts laughing.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:38 pm
H: *after playing a slightly long melody on his trombone* Well, clarinets, you should play it like that...wow...I felt like I was gonna pop my head off there...
Tuba kid: XD *imitates exploding head* Pop!
Me: XDD
*later*
H: If you guys do that at the concert, we'll crash and burn!
Same tuba kid: Yeah, we'll crash, pop, and burn.
Me: XDDDD
Him: The fire'd go everywhere! XD
Me: Yeah, H spontaneously combusting would be hilarious. XDD
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:22 pm
my band director always yells and dances like crazy one time she was getting her conductor stick out and she hit one of the flute players by accident with it
my band director also likes to yell FINGER AND bLOW alot also o.o
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:30 pm
Tis The season... Jazz Band:
Mrs. Long: Ok guys, heres the new song, Please Dont Shoot the Trombone Players...
Megan: After you hear us sight read this, you'll wanna shoot us, trust me...
Me: *was half awake* Oh hey thats the name of the song!!
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Mike: *writes on the sheet*
Me: what the....Please Dont FEED the Trombone Players?!?! ~Kanrik
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