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 Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:53 am
Granted, but you get caught in a giant spider web and you get eaten by a spider.
I wish for a turkey sandwich...and no, I don't want any zombie turkeys, and I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, or any weird tricks you may have up your sleeve!
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:56 pm
Granted, you get a perfect turkey sandwich, but because you have become so paranoid, you can never enjoy it....
I wish everyone I needed lived in the same time zone...
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:01 pm
...EARTH BELOW US, DRIFTING, FALLING... Granted, but then after a while you get sick of all of them, and then wish for them to go back to where they were before
I wish someone would finish my project for me...and do it correctly ...FLOATING WEIGHTLESS, CALLING, CALLING HOME...
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:02 pm
Granted, but they do it a 5 weeks after you should have turned it in.
I wish for an egg.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:45 pm
Granted, but then your reproductive parts swap and you become a woman.
I wish I didn't suck at playing children's card games.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:55 pm
Granted but you are only good at Duel Master and no one plays that.
I wish for a keyblade.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:11 pm
Granted, but you still have no real aptitude for wielding it, so when the heartless come they walk all over you.
I wish for a good book, one I can read and not have to worry about any negative side affects.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:14 pm
Granted but then there is a movie made and when you go see it you learn it is made by Uwie Bull (the horror).
I wish to have one of those cool organization thirteen jackets.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:20 pm
Granted. It is made out of pancakes though... sorry the rest go to organization thirteen.
I wish Yuki didn't try to steal my wish!
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:23 pm
Granted, he didn't try he succeded in stealing it, you can't have it anymore...
I wish for a PM from one of the two people I have in mind...
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:09 pm
Granted. They PM you about how much they Hate you and will never PM you again.
I wish for pants made out of shirts.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:22 pm
Granted but they are assless chaps.
I wish for a sledge hammer.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:21 pm
Granted, but when you use it the metal part falls off of you and crashes on your head.
I wish for a dog like Courage, but without having to deal with the crazy stuff he goes through.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:25 pm
Granted, but he sees his own shadow and has a heart attack.
I wish for my computer to work.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:54 pm
Granted but it then destroys all the porn on the internet (old joke but good)
I wish to sing good.
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