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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:20 pm
Tabi Kat I'm not sure whether it's a good or a bad thing to feel bad about the wedding going to be so anti climatic; everyone is twitching towards their weapons. xd I feel like a shmoe for not bringing a weapon.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:44 pm
Yaaaay. Now I have an excuse to be everywhere at once.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:58 pm
Let's find a rock I mean a big-a** rock Or maybe something like A cinder block is better I'll hoist it up And drop it on your face, my buddy
And just before the lights go out You'll see my smile and you'll know You've got a friend With a rock Who cares I mean a big-a** rock
Or rope I got some quality rope Made for a man who's devoid of hope Like you are, my buddy Michael -
Unh, that's Malcolm.
Yeah, Malcolm. Right!
And I won't leave you swinging there Twitching like a fish while you claw the air I'll grab your feet And pal o' mine I'll pull real hard And snap your spinal cord
This world is cold when you're alone and They ignore you But don't kill yourself
We'll do it for you You've got a friend You've got a friend You've got a friend
You know, I asked a guy once if he'd mind putting me in a barrel and sending me over the falls. You know what the son of a b***h said? "Drop dead, a*****e."
People are pricks. I asked this guy to take his air compressor and drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye...
What'd he say?
"I'm low on nails."
People are selfish pricks.
Another time, now get this, I just lay down in front of a steam roller and asked the guy just to proceed, you know, business as usual, and just squash me like a bug.
That's a good way to go, Jer, the ol' bug squash. Hey! We could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head.
Naw, that's such a wimp suicide.
I stuck my finger in a socket once. It hurt real bad... but it didn't kill me.
Malcolm, stay out of this.
I've got a friend Like Carole King Or was it Carly Simon Used to sing? I always get those two confused But anyway -
I turned around And suddenly I'm not alone It ain't just me I'm like a player on the team
Player on our team!
I'm part of the gang...
Part of the gang!
A member of the club
Welcome to the club!
Oooh ... let's get a club
I like the big-a** rock
Naw, one good swing and I'll clean his clock Forever
Let gravity do the work!
It's a man's way to die, Mikey.
Malcolm!
I got friends
Friends who will Love you like a maniac And lead you like a lamb Ooooh...
To the railroad track And tie you down
I've got friends! Ooooh...
Or tickle your wrist With a single-edge razor Or buy you a beer with A Draino chaser Or dump you in the River with a rock
A big-a** rock
Here's a nice one right over here
Can I give you a hand with that? It looks heavy.
No, Dave It's ain't heavy...he's my friend
Come on, group hug.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:58 pm
An onterage of badass clones of a Vahn clone?
They would be unstopable.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:14 pm
Vahn Kyonuske DMC 3 took place before 1, remember? So DMC4 picks up some years after 3, but before Dante gets hired by Trish to go to Mundus' Island in DMC 1. Nero is some dude protector in an Order of Religion that worships Sparda. According to the story so far... Dante shows up in the city and starts killing all the members of this Religion/Cult, and Nero has to stop him. So the main character is Nero. Iunno. During all this, Vergil is still in Hell getting brainwashed and trained for his appearence in DMC 1. Well, that's just silly.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:17 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:19 pm
Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are comin' back as the wonderfully mixed up duo in Rush Hour 3. . .
And I can't waiiiit~.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:23 pm
I'm more eager to see the Jackei Chan vs Jet Li movie in the works.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:25 pm
Oh s**t, son. I saw the completed version of that trailer yesterday, sans Venom.
I love how the Symbiote suit turns Parker emo. Haircut and all. I certainly hope they explain where it came from, rather than just from under his bed.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:26 pm
Spiderman 3 pisses me off. Who the Hell decided Topher Grace would make a good Venom? Psh.
Jackie Chan > Jet Li.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:29 pm
I think they are gonna go with the cartoon explination-- that John Jameson brought it along with him from a trip to outerspace or something...
and its a repeat of the radioactive spider bit in which it 'catches' Peter.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:32 pm
The b***h D Who the Hell decided Topher Grace would make a good Venom? Psh. I think the problem you naysayers have is that you are too used to him as this:  Instead of this:  When all that matters is that we see him:  Plus, this version of Brock is more based on the Ultimate Eddie Brock.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:35 pm
I dont think Grace makes a good Brock so much as he makes a good counterpart to Maguire.
Man, I hate most of the "Ultimate" versions of villains. Have you SEEN Ultimate Doom?
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:38 pm
>_>
<_<
*has nuttin to say so simply listens*
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:41 pm
Lol the Ultimate universe is filled with assholes and asshats.
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