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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:53 pm
Ranged pointy things pop bubbles harmlessly.
Risk wins.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:13 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:24 am
Once again, Its ******** CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:55 pm
J's fire imp burns kuzodav's beard. Then he burns him totally
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:14 pm
J will win with his fire...
IN AMERICA!
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:56 pm
T wins this fight with his BROOKLYN RAGE!....... IN AMERICA!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:45 pm
Huntr. Sword against some ball thing? There is no contest.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:27 pm
Orphie. n00b's shoulder pads weigh him down.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:38 pm
Kuzo wins.
All the chains and all the bats in the world can't stand up to Jack's charm, savvy?
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:46 pm
TtheHero Kuzo wins.
All the chains and all the bats in the world can't stand up to Jack's charm, savvy? That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow to you, also he already has run you through with his sword, savvy.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:09 pm
"Are you sure it is wise to enter the cursed place where Orphimonos is sealed?" Vespasian was the fourth guardian assigned land in the last year. He had seen his beloved comrades die in attempts to finish the fell entity inside, the newcomer didn't look like he was any stronger that they were. "I have heard you are a great hunter for your age, but what prize could possibly be worth entering such a foul place? Do you really want to end your still fresh career?" Huntr was not the novice the old man believed him to be. He was already seasoned in the art of slaying. "You have showed me the way, I don't need anything else from you if you will only offer doubt." "I didn't mean to offend. God be with you." Huntr turned his back on the man and entered the black chasm. The only sign that this wasn't just a hole in the earth was a steep and eroded staircase leading down into the darkness. The place was ripe with the smell of fungus. He ventured deeper. There was a faint glowing up ahead like candle light. As Huntr followed it the smell of fungus was replaced with something more sinister, rot. Something had been killed here recently. He entered the room and saw what was making the stench. A demon stood not 30 feet from him across the room against the stone wall feasting on a human corpse. She looked up at him and smiled. "Have you come to visit? Please, sit down. I will share, soon there will be a surplus of meat for me, and I am not greedy." The demon leaned for another mouthful of flesh. It was a menacing entity that could have easily stood 15 feet tall had it not been crouched over a kill. The long reach could stretch very far across the room even with the chains. That is probably how the others where tricked. He kept his distance. "It seems that you have regained corporeal from demon. I had heard that you were once a bound shadow, and the rumors of late were saying that you were regaining strength to escape." The demon made loud smacking and crunching sounds while eating to interrupt the hunter from his speech. He spoke over the noises. "It doesn't matter if you fear me or not, a mouse does not fear food in a trap, but dies all the same." The demon was intrigued. "Oh, you think you can ensnare and kill me? That is quite a boast from someone so small. How do you plan to do this, oh handsome young hero?" "Do not underestimate me fiend." Huntr drew forth a great sword and clashed with the demon. She slashed at him and he blocked and retreated. Just as she started to throw the decisive blow her bonds caught. He had lured her to her limit. He struck her in the throat. The demon lay motionless on the ground, and Huntr removed the bonds and began to drag the body into the sunlight. His trophy would prove that he was no small time hunter, and the people would no longer fear. As he exited the cave Huntr stumbled and fell. His foot caught something, as he started to rise up a heavy force smashed him on the back of the head and he was knocked unconscious. The demon had tripped and incapacitated him. "You will make a fine snack later. Right now I have business to attend to." The demon hurled the hunter down the steep steps to eat later and headed for the nearest civilized area. A new chapter in the terror of Orphimonos had arrived.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:11 pm
Owwin. Orphie gets bored to death listening to Owwin.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:27 pm
Kuzo gets squashed under a ******** wall of text.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:28 pm
Both you guys can go ******** yourselves how about that huh?
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