Trolling Tips From A Guy Who Knows Jack s**t About Trolling1. Pretend to actually mean what you say.
2. Copy and paste your troll lines.
2. Copy and paste your troll lines.
3. Try pacing yourself; don't troll every hour of the day, every day of the week. That way you won't look like you don't have anything better to do with your time.
4. s**t on popular things. Shitting on popular things yields the most butthurt. It's like making a virus for Windows systems.
5. If your target accuses you of trolling, deny that you are trolling and claim that it is your genuine opinion (bonus points if it really is your genuine opinion). This is a perfect way of covering your a** when someone is onto your bullshit.
2. Copy and paste your troll lines.
6. Don't be afraid to mock your target's music tastes. After all, if he likes the music you hate, that clearly makes you superior because your music tastes are always better than other peoples'.
7. Congratulate yourself. It really rubs salt in the wound when you not only insult someone but also flaunt your tremendous ego as well.
8. Seriously, deny that you are a troll. It really is a perfect way to cover your a**.
9. If your target is American and you are not, rip on him for being a stupid American. It really irks Americans when you claim that your country is better.
10. If your target is not American and you are, rip on him for being a dirty foreigner. It really pisses off the rest of the world when you claim that America is the greatest nation on Earth (which it is...or was...hmm).
11. If your target is American and so are you, rip on his political affiliation, even if your's is the same.
12. If your target is not American and you aren't either, rip on America anyway, because America sucks.
2. Copy and paste your troll lines.
13. Seriously, copy and paste your troll lines. It makes you look lazy and if there anything that pisses people off more than a troll, it's a lazy troll.
14. Make your text really small like this. That way you'll make your target feel inferior about his eyesight if he can't read it.15. Start posting Chuck Norris facts. Nobody thinks Chuck Norris facts are funny anymore, so posting them is bound to piss someone off.
16. You know the Leaning Tower of Pisa? It's leaning because Chuck Norris gave it a roundhouse kick.
17. Hahaha, that was horrible.
18. Post pornographic images
such as this.19. Yeah, this list is getting horrible.
20. TYPE IN ALL CAPS. THIS MAKES YOU LOOK VERY INTELLIGENT.
21. TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITH HUGE FONTS. THIS MAKES YOU LOOK ASTOUNDINGLY INTELLIGENT.21. iRitate teh SNOT out of some1 by tiping lik dis their likly 2 get pissed @ youre atroshius tiping
2012. Over-hyped bullshit.
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1,000,000. How many years I hope to live.
80. How many years I'm likely to live.
1029308709823. Yeah, I got nothing.
42. Pay attention to this number, it's important.
