|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:22 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:45 pm
Realization: A ******** of old shinto demons have something to do with sex. xd
Case in point, the tanuki is sometimes said to teabag people to death. I really hope T knows that one. xd
What's funny about it all, though, is that it often doesn't have the same sort of "this is why you shouldn't do this" connotation that other myths have, such as Minos or the way that Leprechauns are a means to condone alcohol abuse and greed.
What I mean is...well, it's easier by example. Everybody knows what a kappa is by now, right? Green skin, turtle shell on back, little bowl in head filled with water, often has a duck bill. The stories go that you have to bow to them to get them to bow back and spill the water in their bowl, thus draining them of their powers. But they'll do anything for a cucumber, and you can make a good friend out of one if you've got a supply. If you're not careful and you don't have a cucumber, they'll bring you back to their pond and drown you. Most people end the story there, but the reality is that you don't die from the drowning, they just fist you to death and steal your liver. xd
And that's it! xd
Rather than it being an anti-fisting thing, it's a warning against drowning, a lesson to always be polite (bow to people), and an explanation for why drowned corpses tend to have a distended a**s. xd
|
 |
|
|
|
|
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
|
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:47 pm
Also, fun fact:
Ancient Catholic Ireland (like, 400AD) didn't care what the rest of the world thought and had gay marriages all over the place. Well, for men, anyways. The lesbians got left in the dust.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:09 pm
Wantcookie Realization: A ******** of old shinto demons have something to do with sex. xd Case in point, the tanuki is sometimes said to teabag people to death. I really hope T knows that one. xd What's funny about it all, though, is that it often doesn't have the same sort of "this is why you shouldn't do this" connotation that other myths have, such as Minos or the way that Leprechauns are a means to condone alcohol abuse and greed. What I mean is...well, it's easier by example. Everybody knows what a kappa is by now, right? Green skin, turtle shell on back, little bowl in head filled with water, often has a duck bill. The stories go that you have to bow to them to get them to bow back and spill the water in their bowl, thus draining them of their powers. But they'll do anything for a cucumber, and you can make a good friend out of one if you've got a supply. If you're not careful and you don't have a cucumber, they'll bring you back to their pond and drown you. Most people end the story there, but the reality is that you don't die from the drowning, they just fist you to death and steal your liver. xd And that's it! xd Rather than it being an anti-fisting thing, it's a warning against drowning, a lesson to always be polite (bow to people), and an explanation for why drowned corpses tend to have a distended a**s. xd
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
problematic briefcase Crew
|
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:34 pm
TtheHero Wantcookie Realization: A ******** of old shinto demons have something to do with sex. xd Case in point, the tanuki is sometimes said to teabag people to death. I really hope T knows that one. xd What's funny about it all, though, is that it often doesn't have the same sort of "this is why you shouldn't do this" connotation that other myths have, such as Minos or the way that Leprechauns are a means to condone alcohol abuse and greed. What I mean is...well, it's easier by example. Everybody knows what a kappa is by now, right? Green skin, turtle shell on back, little bowl in head filled with water, often has a duck bill. The stories go that you have to bow to them to get them to bow back and spill the water in their bowl, thus draining them of their powers. But they'll do anything for a cucumber, and you can make a good friend out of one if you've got a supply. If you're not careful and you don't have a cucumber, they'll bring you back to their pond and drown you. Most people end the story there, but the reality is that you don't die from the drowning, they just fist you to death and steal your liver. xd And that's it! xd Rather than it being an anti-fisting thing, it's a warning against drowning, a lesson to always be polite (bow to people), and an explanation for why drowned corpses tend to have a distended a**s. xd She could slap people with used teabags. Just a suggestion.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:27 pm
So I'm going to write a college entrance essay about Notch... :l I hate essays. 8l
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:31 pm
Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been chatting recently; I was away at nerd camp.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:13 pm
this tumblr makes me really want to get an iphone the one with siri just because she can answer you and be all like 
|
|
|
|
|
|
problematic briefcase Crew
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
|
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:50 am
>Can't sleep at 4AM >Might as well get up to take a shower >Forget towel and clothes >Walk back to room naked, clean, and dripping wet >Lady walking back through my hallway is obviously embarrassed at my nudity 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:51 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:38 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:42 am
Wantcookie >Can't sleep at 4AM >Might as well get up to take a shower >Forget towel and clothes >Walk back to room naked, clean, and dripping wet >Lady walking back through my hallway is obviously embarrassed at my nudity I can just imagine the set of wet footprints you'd leave, what with the building leveler dragging on the ground and all.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:17 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:01 pm
Cabron LaSwan
Wantcookie >Can't sleep at 4AM >Might as well get up to take a shower >Forget towel and clothes >Walk back to room naked, clean, and dripping wet >Lady walking back through my hallway is obviously embarrassed at my nudity I can just imagine the set of wet footprints you'd leave, what with the building leveler dragging on the ground and all. the hallway was full of c**k ...I want to laugh at that statement, and yet all I can do is give that kind of cringe that means "this would be hilarious if it weren't also the wrong sort of really ******** weird." xd
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
|
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:08 pm
Roomie's playing some racing game on his Xbox (Forza-something?), so all I can hear is "vrrrr-vrr-vrrrrrrrrr-vrrr-vrrrrrrrrr" while I try to work.
Fair's fair, though, he puts up with a lot of my s**t. Such as my increasingly frequent habit of doing various mundane activities while naked, or like how I seem to have a penchant for coming back to the room at around 2AM if I'm not already there by 10PM.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
