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Dulnair
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:18 pm


Wantcookie
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My breasts are still incredibly sore.

I am happy about this.

Go stretch. It'll hurt like a ******** if you do it right, but it'll be somewhat better afterwards.
Can't.

Too busy posing in a mirror.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:37 pm


>bukkake
>read as bucake
>yum?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:51 pm


Cabron LaSwan
>bukkake
>read as bucake
>yum?
Either way shouldn't it be yum?
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:06 pm


l-Kathulu-l
Cabron LaSwan
>bukkake
>read as bucake
>yum?
Either way shouldn't it be yum?

Most of the time? I mean, it's less delicious in your eye.
Also, different guys taste different. Some are less tasty.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:09 pm


Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
My breasts are still incredibly sore.

I am happy about this.

Go stretch. It'll hurt like a ******** if you do it right, but it'll be somewhat better afterwards.
Can't.

Too busy posing in a mirror.

Has it broken yet? Or has your reflection disappeared?
That's how you know you're too much man for light to handle.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:18 pm


Must...adopt....positive...stance......

Positivity acquired.

I do declare, it does indeed feel good to be a gangster.

also, nobody itt is manlier than I

Except Allegro.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:21 pm


Decavolty
Must...adopt....positive...stance......

Positivity acquired.

I do declare, it does indeed feel good to be a gangster.

also, nobody itt is manlier than I

Except Allegro.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:37 pm


Wantcookie
Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
My breasts are still incredibly sore.

I am happy about this.

Go stretch. It'll hurt like a ******** if you do it right, but it'll be somewhat better afterwards.
Can't.

Too busy posing in a mirror.

Has it broken yet? Or has your reflection disappeared?
That's how you know you're too much man for light to handle.
Yeah, that was a problem for a while.

Now I use the reflection in Chad's oiled skin, and my eyes are so buff they help light carry my manly burden.

Dulnair
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:49 pm


Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
My breasts are still incredibly sore.

I am happy about this.

Go stretch. It'll hurt like a ******** if you do it right, but it'll be somewhat better afterwards.
Can't.

Too busy posing in a mirror.

Has it broken yet? Or has your reflection disappeared?
That's how you know you're too much man for light to handle.
Yeah, that was a problem for a while.

Now I use the reflection in Chad's oiled skin, and my eyes are so buff they help light carry my manly burden.
Smart fix. I haven't been anywhere near a window in the last few months, the things always shatter as I walk by.
The image isn't distorted in his abs, is it? Or are you using his back?

I legitimately laughed out loud. XD
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:03 pm


My day was going pretty bad, but then I got this and everything got better.

<3

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:19 pm


Wantcookie
Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
My breasts are still incredibly sore.

I am happy about this.

Go stretch. It'll hurt like a ******** if you do it right, but it'll be somewhat better afterwards.
Can't.

Too busy posing in a mirror.

Has it broken yet? Or has your reflection disappeared?
That's how you know you're too much man for light to handle.
Yeah, that was a problem for a while.

Now I use the reflection in Chad's oiled skin, and my eyes are so buff they help light carry my manly burden.
Smart fix. I haven't been anywhere near a window in the last few months, the things always shatter as I walk by.
The image isn't distorted in his abs, is it? Or are you using his back?

I legitimately laughed out loud. XD
Ugh, I know, right? I once peeked out of a boat and I shattered the Pacific. :/

I'm uh... well... Heathen Thread stuff, y'know?
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:25 pm


Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
Can't.

Too busy posing in a mirror.

Has it broken yet? Or has your reflection disappeared?
That's how you know you're too much man for light to handle.
Yeah, that was a problem for a while.

Now I use the reflection in Chad's oiled skin, and my eyes are so buff they help light carry my manly burden.
Smart fix. I haven't been anywhere near a window in the last few months, the things always shatter as I walk by.
The image isn't distorted in his abs, is it? Or are you using his back?

I legitimately laughed out loud. XD
Ugh, I know, right? I once peeked out of a boat and I shattered the Pacific. :/

I'm uh... well... Heathen Thread stuff, y'know?
Wow, s**t sucks, bro. At least nobody can claim ownership and sue you for it.

Look, if you're gonna say "we're ********'," then say it. Y'ain't dealin' with a delicate little fairy like J, yer dealin' with me.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:35 pm


Wantcookie
Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
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Dulnair
Can't.

Too busy posing in a mirror.

Has it broken yet? Or has your reflection disappeared?
That's how you know you're too much man for light to handle.
Yeah, that was a problem for a while.

Now I use the reflection in Chad's oiled skin, and my eyes are so buff they help light carry my manly burden.
Smart fix. I haven't been anywhere near a window in the last few months, the things always shatter as I walk by.
The image isn't distorted in his abs, is it? Or are you using his back?

I legitimately laughed out loud. XD
Ugh, I know, right? I once peeked out of a boat and I shattered the Pacific. :/

I'm uh... well... Heathen Thread stuff, y'know?
Wow, s**t sucks, bro. At least nobody can claim ownership and sue you for it.

Look, if you're gonna say "we're ********'," then say it. Y'ain't dealin' with a delicate little fairy like J, yer dealin' with me.
...I had to seduce every single tuna-herding merfolk within a thousand miles. Thankfully I was able to placate most with some glubglub flexing.

>8I I WOVE EVERY SHINY HAIR ON HIS BODY INTO A SILKY-SMOOTH MIRROR OF CHADFIBER. God, why do you jump to such pervy things, Mister Twister? I just didn't think people would want to know about my totally x-treme tool-weaving solution.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:41 pm


Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
Yeah, that was a problem for a while.

Now I use the reflection in Chad's oiled skin, and my eyes are so buff they help light carry my manly burden.
Smart fix. I haven't been anywhere near a window in the last few months, the things always shatter as I walk by.
The image isn't distorted in his abs, is it? Or are you using his back?

I legitimately laughed out loud. XD
Ugh, I know, right? I once peeked out of a boat and I shattered the Pacific. :/

I'm uh... well... Heathen Thread stuff, y'know?
Wow, s**t sucks, bro. At least nobody can claim ownership and sue you for it.

Look, if you're gonna say "we're ********'," then say it. Y'ain't dealin' with a delicate little fairy like J, yer dealin' with me.
...I had to seduce every single tuna-herding merfolk within a thousand miles. Thankfully I was able to placate most with some glubglub flexing.

>8I I WOVE EVERY SHINY HAIR ON HIS BODY INTO A SILKY-SMOOTH MIRROR OF CHADFIBER. God, why do you jump to such pervy things, Mister Twister? I just didn't think people would want to know about my totally x-treme tool-weaving solution.
Most of them?
Man, those lesbian mermaids, amirite? Can never please 'em.

WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS
Is it my fault that I'm a god of dicks?
Your god is minorly displeased. Bam, minus a quarter-inch.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:47 pm


Wantcookie
Dulnair
...I had to seduce every single tuna-herding merfolk within a thousand miles. Thankfully I was able to placate most with some glubglub flexing.

>8I I WOVE EVERY SHINY HAIR ON HIS BODY INTO A SILKY-SMOOTH MIRROR OF CHADFIBER. God, why do you jump to such pervy things, Mister Twister? I just didn't think people would want to know about my totally x-treme tool-weaving solution.
Most of them?
Man, those lesbian mermaids, amirite? Can never please 'em.

WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS
Is it my fault that I'm a god of dicks?
Your god is minorly displeased. Bam, minus a quarter-inch.
I pleased 'em. cool

...
-Cuts it off.-

Yeah, did I mention that my d**k is a Cookeity-smiting, mythological BEAST?
It is now back, BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN EVER.
Also there are two of them.
Hydrick.
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